'Matters of the heart are damned confusing.' He'd muttered his opinion in a low voice.
'I beg your pardon?' she asked, not certain she'd heard what he'd said.
'Never mind,' he snapped.
'Your moods, m'lord, are like the weather here,' she remarked. 'You're most unpredictable.'
He shrugged. Johanna's attention was turned when the soldiers filed into the hall.
She noticed a serious breach in their manners immediately. 'You should bow your heads to your laird and his wife when you enter the room.'
She called out her instruction and then waited to see if the soldiers were in the mood to be polite. If they gave her any trouble, she was fully prepared to ask Megan to fetch a few more bowls.
The men bowed their heads. Johanna was satisfied. She left her husband standing by the hearth and went over to the MacBain table. Two of the younger soldiers, allowed the privilege of dining with their laird tonight, had already taken their seats. She asked them to stand up again.
'No one sits down until your laird and his wife have taken their places,' she patiently explained.
There was a bit of grumbling over her dictate, but in the end everyone complied with her request.
Johanna didn't want to prod the men too much. For that reason she didn't scold them for shouting every other word during their supper. She was quite pleased with their progress. The men were trying to be polite. She didn't hear a single belch throughout the meal.
Auggie asked his laird what he was going to do with the liquid gold sleeping in the cave. Because he'd stated his question in a low whisper, everyone was alerted something secretive might be going on.
Johanna was astonished. The men had ignored her shouts the night before but now fell silent as soon as Auggie's whisper caught their attention. She put that observation away in the back of her mind for further use.
'What's Auggie talking about?' Keith asked his laird.
Gabriel leaned back in his chair and told the group about the barrels in the cave. There was a considerable amount of hooting and cheering over the news; and when the men had calmed down, Gabriel added the fact that they all had Auggie to thank for the treasure.
'Let's go and get a barrel or two to drink tonight,' Bryan enthusiastically suggested.
Johanna didn't give her husband time to agree or disagree with Bryan's request. She stood up and shook her head at the soldiers.
The soldiers immediately stood up. The show of manners was impressive.
'Are you leaving or staying?' Niall asked.
'I'm staying,' she answered. 'You may sit down, gentlemen.'
'But you're still standing,' Lindsay pointed out. 'It's a trick, isn't it, m'lady? Once we sit down, you'll start in throwing bowls again.'
Johanna held onto her patience. 'I'll do no such thing.' she promised. 'I just wanted to stand to get your attention.'
'Why?'
She frowned at the MacBain soldier who asked her the question. 'If you'll be patient for just a moment, I'll explain. The barrels aren't for drinking. The brew is too precious. We're going to use it to barter for goods we need.'
She expected an argument. She wasn't disappointed. Everyone started shouting at the same time. Only Father MacKechnie and Gabriel remained silent. They were both watching Johanna and smiling while she tried to placate the men.
'Once you've had time to think about it, you'll realize bartering is the only option open to us.'
'But why in God's name would we want to barter it away?' Keith demanded above the noise.
She heard his question and turned to answer him. 'It's sinful to steal, you see, and if we use…'
She quit trying to explain her reasons when she realized no one was listening to her. She turned to her husband. The look on his face told her he found his men's behavior vastly amusing. She leaned close to him so he could hear her above the shouting going on between the Maclaurins and the MacBains and demanded he explain the reasons why they were going to use the barrels for trade.
He nodded agreement. She thanked him and then resumed her seat.
'Be silent!' While Gabriel's roar was certainly rude conduct at the dinner table, Johanna thought, it proved to be effective. The men immediately stopped arguing.
He nodded, satisfied, and then turned to her. 'You may now explain your position on the distribution of the drink.'
'But I wish for you to explain.'
He shook his head. 'You'll have to try to make them understand,' he ordered. 'And while you're at it, you'll have to make me understand as well.'
She jumped to her feet again. 'Do you mean to say you don't agree with me?'
'Nay, I don't agree with you.'
He waited for her to finish her gasp, then continued on.
'Stealing has proven effective in the past, Johanna. Don't give me that look. I haven't betrayed you.'
'Stealing's wrong, isn't it, Father?'
The priest nodded. 'She speaks the truth, Laird.'
It was difficult to hear the priest over the scraping noise of the stools when the men once again stood up.
'Will you make up your mind, lass,' Keith requested.
'Is she leaving this time?' Niall asked in a whisper loud enough for everyone to hear.
'She doesn't appear to be going anywhere,' Calum drawled out.
'Oh, do sit down,' Johanna muttered.
They wouldn't obey her command until she had once again taken her seat.
She kept her frowning gaze on her husband. 'It would please me, and please God, too, I might add, if you quit thieving and used the barrels to trade for what our clan needs.'
'Aye, it would please God,' Father MacKechnie agreed. 'Begging your pardon for interrupting, but I've a suggestion to make.'
'What is it, Father?' Gabriel asked.
'Use only a few of the barrels to get what we need and save the rest for the clan.'
There was more discussion after the priest gave his suggestion. Most of the Marclaurins were in agreement. The MacBains, however, were stubbornly united in keeping all the treasure for themselves. They were behaving like children who didn't want to share their toys. Gabriel, unfortunately, fell into that group.
Johanna was openly glaring at her husband now. He was trying not to laugh at her. The issue seemed terribly important to his wife, and he finally decided he could give up the amusement of stealing to please her.
'We'll do as our priest suggests,' he commanded. Johanna let out a sigh of relief. Gabriel winked at her. 'You aren't always going to get your way,' he warned.
'No, of course I won't,' she quickly agreed. She was so happy with her husband, she reached across the table and took hold of his hand.
'You're going to be needing a noser.'
Auggie made the announcement. Everyone turned to look at him. The younger soldiers didn't know what he was talking about. Lindsay was the first to ask what the others were thinking.
'What in God's name is a noser, Auggie?'
'An expert,' he answered with a nod for emphasis. 'He'll be able to tell us which barrels to hold back. You wouldn't want to be giving away the best, would you?'
'No, of course we wouldn't,' Niall blurted out.
'Won't a noser drink up all the new brew he's testing?' Bryan asked.
'I've got a good taste for the drink,' Lindsay boasted. 'I'll be happy to be your noser.'
Everyone laughed over the soldier's suggestion. When the noise had quieted down, Auggie explained. 'A noser doesn't taste the drink,' he instructed. 'He uses his nose to sniff out the aroma. He can tell just by the smell the good from the sour.'
'Then we best get Spencer,' Calum suggested. 'He's got the biggest nose of any MacBain or Maclaurin.'
