Alec moved closer, then came to a sudden stop when he realized his men were speaking in Gaelic.
And she understood every damn word.
He was too surprised to be angry with her. Then he heard the last of an old jest the soldier was telling his friend, about a Scottish warrior finding an unclothed woman stretched out on the roadside. As was the man's natural inclination, the warrior immediately fell upon her and had his way with her.
The younger soldier let out a good snort of appreciation before his friend continued the telling. He explained then that another Scottish warrior came upon the scene and immediately shamed his friend by telling him the woman was obviously dead, for God Almighty's sake, and only a vile infidel would want to mate with a dead woman.
Jamie's hands had covered her mouth, probably to keep her laughter contained.
Her eyes were sparkling with pleasure, too. She waited in anticipation for the punch line of the jest.
Alec waited to see her reaction.
'Dead?' the soldier shouted. 'I thought she was English.'
Jamie lost her smile then. She disappeared from the window while the two unsuspecting soldiers continued to laugh with merriment. She was back in his vision quickly, though, balancing a large bucket of water in her hands. Alec held his laughter as he watched her struggle with the awkward weight. He didn't bother to warn his men. Jamie took careful aim, then smiled with the joy of victory when the soapy water poured over her victims.
'Pray, do forgive me,' she called down when they'd finished their litany of curses and turned to look up at her. 'I had no idea you were standing there,' she lied, ever so sweetly.
'It's Lady Kincaid,' the one soldier gasped out to the other.
Both men were immediately contrite for having yelled. They apologized profusely.
As they rushed past Alec, he heard one remark that it was a blessing their mistress didn't understand Gaelic, else she surely would have been offended by their crude remarks.
But she had understood. Alec did laugh then, a full booming sound that drew his wife's attention.
She smiled down at him. 'You're in a fine mood, husband,' she called out. 'Are you feeling rested, then?'
She would have to bring up his nap. Alec quit his laughing. He decided two could play this foolish game of deception, and his mind was already thinking of the remarks he was going to make-all in Gaelic, of course-just to goad her temper.
She wouldn't be able to retaliate, for to do so would prove she understood what he'd said.
He would beat her at her own game. Alec looked forward to the insults he planned to hurl at her. She was such a little temptress when she was riled. And he was just the man to rile her.
She was filled with surprises, pretending ignorance whenever Gaelic was spoken in her presence. Hell, he'd ordered his men to strengthen their skills in her language just to make her adjustment easier. Why, she'd have them all strutting around in English garb by winter if he wasn't more careful, Alec decided. That thought gave him a chill.
'Well, Alec? Why were you laughing?' Jamie asked again, leaning farther out on the ledge.
'Will you watch what you're doing?' he shouted up at her. 'You're going to fall on your head, you daft woman.'
She moved back a pace. 'Thank you for being so concerned, husband. Now will you tell me why you were laughing?'
Alec recounted the tale he'd overheard, just to goad her.
Jamie didn't let him finish the jest, though. 'I've heard that old jest, Alec,' she called out. 'The woman wasn't dead,' she added. 'She was Scottish, and that's that.'
She left the window before Alec could argue with her.
She met him at the bottom of the steps. 'What's all this clutter?' he asked in a growl. The distance between them was filled with bundles. A rather odd-looking chair, the seat as wide as two good-sized men, topped the pile.
'My possessions,' Jamie announced. 'Some will go into our bedroom, Alec, and the rest belong in the hall.'
'I don't like clutter,' Alec stated. He reached down, grabbed a tapestry, and held it up so that he could see the design. Jamie skirted her way around her things and snatched the tapestry out of Alec's hands.
'Don't frown so, husband,' she whispered, for both Gavin and Marcus were observing the scene. 'I thought we'd place this tapestry above your mantel,' she continued.
'What the hell is it?' he growled. 'I can't make…'
'You were looking at the wrong side,' Jamie returned. She hurried over to Gavin, handed the tapestry to him. 'Please hang this-as straight as a lance, if you please. And try not to look at it while you're hanging it, Gavin. I want you to be surprised.'
'Did you do this with your own hands, milady?' Gavin asked, smiling over her enthusiasm.
'Oh, heavens, no,' Jamie told him. 'Agnes and Alice did all the work. It was their birthday surprise for me.' She gave both Gavin and Marcus a long look then, and turned back to Alec. 'Do you know, we must conspire to have my twin sisters meet Gavin and Marcus. I do believe they'd-'
'You aren't going to arrange any marriages, Jamie,' Alec interjected.
'Are the twins like you, Jamie?' Gavin asked.
'No, no, both are much prettier.'
Gavin's eyes widened. 'Then I must meet these ladies,' he announced.
'Their personalities are just like Mary's,' Alec murmured.
'Never mind,' Gavin rushed out. He turned and hurried to the fireplace to hang the tapestry. Alec's laughter trailed behind him. 'Gavin, if you ever tell anyone your laird slept during the day, I'll make certain you meet both sisters.'
'What nap?' Gavin called out.
Even Marcus joined in their laughter. Jamie had never seen the dark-haired soldier smile before. She instinctively smiled back. 'Why are you all so amused?' she asked.
'Never mind, Jamie,' Alec said.
She gave her husband a suspicious look. 'Were you just suggesting to your men that my sisters might not be worthy of them?' Her hands settled on her hips and she took a step toward him in obvious challenge.
'I wouldn't saddle a goat with the pair of them.'
She let out a loud gasp. He couldn't resist. He took a step forward, then added in a lazy voice, 'I don't believe in being cruel to animals, wife. Surely you've noticed that fact by now. I don't use a crop on my steed and I-'
'Are you insulting my family?'
He didn't answer her, just gave her that irresistible lopsided grin she liked so much. She couldn't help but laugh. The man was completely hopeless. 'You're as shameful as they come, Kincaid. I now realize you simply don't know my family well enough to make a correct evaluation. I shall, of course, take care of that matter as soon as possible.'
His grin faltered. She sweetened her smile. 'I shall ask them to pay us a visit, husband. A nice, long visit.'
'What's this supposed to be?' Gavin called out, drawing her attention. The soldier was climbing down from the stool on which he had stood to hang the tapestry.
'Stand back and you can surely see who it is,' Jamie called out.
'Is it… good Lord, Alec, I just hung-'
'It's William, our beloved Conquerer, Gavin. A fair depiction I'm told. He was quite a handsome man, don't you think?'
No one said a word for a long minute. Gavin and Marcus were both staring at Alec to judge his reaction.
Their laird was staring at his wife, a most incredulous look on his face.
Marcus was the first to recover. 'He was fat.'
'He was solid, Marcus, not fat,' Jamie corrected.
'What in God's name is that thing above his head?' Gavin asked, backing up yet another step. 'That yellow thing.'
'It's a halo,' Jamie explained.
