he ever encountered them... and never break a dish.
Stick another 'memorized' tube alongside the first one and he could change a wet baby first time, and never, never, never stick a pin in the baby.
Frank's square head could easily hold a hundred Thorsen tubes, each with an electronic 'memory' of a different household task. Then throw a guard circuit around all the 'judgment' circuits, a circuit which required him to hold still and squawl for help if he ran into something not covered by his instructions-that way you wouldn't use up babies or dishes.
So I did build Frank on the framework of a powered wheel chair. He looked like a hat rack making love to an octopus but, boy, how he could polish silverware!
Miles looked over the first Frank, watched him mix a martini and serve it, then go around emptying and polishing ash trays (never touching ones that were clean), open a window arid fasten it open, then go to my bookcase and dust and tidy the books in it. Miles took a sip of his martini and said, 'Too much vermouth.'
'It's the way I like them. But we can tell him to fix yours one way and mine another; he's got plenty of blank tubes in him. Flexible.'
Miles took another sip. 'How soon can he be engineered for production?'
'Uh, I'd like to fiddle with him for about ten years.' Before he could groan I added, 'But we ought to be able to put a limited model into production in five.'
'Nonsense! We'll get you plenty of help and have a Model-T job ready in six months.'
'The devil you will. This is my magnum opus. I'm not going to turn him loose until he is a work of art... about a third that size, everything plug-in replaceable but the Thorsens, and so all out flexible that he'll not only wind the cat and wash the baby, he'll even play ping-pong if the buyer wants to pay for the extra programming.' I looked at him; Frank was quietly dusting my desk and putting every paper back exactly where he found it. 'But ping-pong with him wouldn't be much fun; he'd never miss. No, I suppose we could teach him to miss with a random-choice circuit. Mmm... yes, we could. We will, it would make a nice selling demonstration.'
'One year, Dan, and not a day over. Fm going to hire somebody away from Loewy to help you with the styling.'
I said, 'Miles, when are you going to learn that I boss the engineering? Once I turn him over to you, he's yours... but not a split second before.'
Miles answered, 'It's still too much vermouth.'
I piddled along with the help of the shop mechanics until I had Frank looking less like a three-car crash and more like something you might want to brag about to the neighbors. In the meantime I smoothed a lot of bugs out of his control system. I even taught him to stroke Pete and scratch him under the chin in such a fashion that Pete liked it-and, believe me, that takes negative feedback as exact as anything used in atomics labs. Miles didn't crowd me, although he came in from time to time and watched the progress. I did most of my work at night, coming back after dinner with Belle and taking her home. Then I would sleep most of the thy, arrive late in the afternoon, sign whatever papers Belle had for me, see what the shop had done during the day, then take
Belle out to dinner again. I didn't try to do much before then, because creative work makes a man stink like a goat. After a hard night in the lab shop nobody could stand me but Pete.
Just as we were finishing dinner one day Belie said to me, 'Going back to the shop, dear?'
'Sure. Why not?'
'Good. Because Miles is going to meet us there.'
'Huh?'
'He wants a stockholders' meeting.'
'A stockholders' meeting? Why?'
'It won't take long. Actually, dear, you haven't been paying much attention to the firm's business lately. Miles wants to gather up loose ends and settle some policies.'
'I've been sticking close to the engineering. What else am I supposed to do for the firm?'
'Nothing, dear. Miles says it won't take long.'
'What's the trouble? Can't Jake handle the assembly line?'
'Please, dear. Miles didn't tell me why. Finish your coffee.'
Miles was waiting for us at the plant and shook hands as solemnly as if we had not met in a month. I said, 'Miles, what's this all about?'
He turned to Belle. 'Get the agenda, will you?' This alone should have told me that Belle had been lying when she claimed that Miles had not told her what he had in mind. But I did not think of it-hell, I trusted Belle!-and my attention was distracted by something else, for Belle went to the safe, spun the knob, and opened it.
I said, 'By the way, dear, I tried to open that last night and couldn't. Have you changed the combination?'
She was hauling papers out and did not turn. 'Didn't I tell you? The patrol asked me to change it after that burglar scare last week.'
'Oh. You'd better give me the new numbers or some night I'll have to phone one of you at a ghastly hour.'
'Certainly.' She closed the safe and put a folder on the table we used for conferences.
Miles cleared his throat and said, 'Let's get started.'
I answered, 'Okay. Darling, if this is a formal meeting, I guess you had better make pothooks... Uh, Wednesday, November eighteenth, 1970, 9:20 P.M., all stockholders present-put our names down-D. B. Davis, chairman of the board and presiding. Any old business?'
There wasn't any. 'Okay, Miles, it's your show. Any new business?'
Miles cleared his throat. 'I want to review the firm's policies, present a program for the future, and have the board consider a financing proposal.'
'Financing? Don't be silly. We're in the black and doing better every month. What's the matter, Miles? Dissatisfied with your drawing account? We could boost it.'
'We wouldn't stay in the black under the new program. We need a broader capital structure.'
'What new program?'
'Please, Dan. I've gone to the trouble of writing it up in detail. Let Belle read it to us.'
'Well... okay.'
Skipping the gobbledegook-like all lawyers, Miles was fond of polysyllables-Miles wanted to do three things: (a) take Flexible Frank away from me, hand it over to a production-engineering team, and get it on the market without delay; (-but I stopped it at that point.) 'No!'
'Wait a minute, Dan. As president and general manager, I'm certainly entitled to present my ideas in an orderly manner. Save your comments. Let Belle finish reading.'
'Well...all right. But the answer is still `no.''
Point (b) was in effect that we should quit frittering around as a one-horse outfit. We had a big thing, as big as the automobile had been, and we were in at the start; therefore we should at once expand and set up organization for nationwide and world-wide selling and distribution, with production to match.
I started drumming on the table. I could just see myself as chief engineer of an outfit like that. They probably wouldn't even let me have a drafting table and if I picked up a soldering gun, the union would pull a strike. I might as well have stayed in the Army and tried to make general.
But I didn't interrupt. Point (c) was that we couldn't do this on pennies; it would take millions. Mannix Enterprises would put up the doughÄwhat it amounted to was that we would sell out to Mannix, lock, stock, and Flexible Frank, and become a daughter corporation. Miles would stay on as division manager and I would stay on as chief research engineer, but the free old days would be gone; we'd both be hired hands.
'Is that all?' I said.
'Mmm... yes. Let's discuss it and take a vote.'
'There ought to be something in there granting us the right to sit in front of the cabin at night and sing spirituals.'
'This is no joke, Dan. This is how it's got to be.'
'I wasn't joking. A slave needs privileges to keep him quiet. Okay, is it my turn?'
