would take some explaining. Putting that idea on the back burner, I stepped out of the shower to find Angel Garza, my thirteen-year-old attitude-infested investigator, leaning a hip against the sink.
“Need me, boss?” he asked, running his fingers along the faucet.
“Where have you been?” I reached for my robe while he wasn’t looking. “I was worried. You never stay gone this long.”
“Sorry. I was hanging with my mom.”
“Oh.” Keeping my suspicions in check, I wrapped a towel around my hair. I had been buck naked only seconds earlier, and the consummate flirt, Angel Garza, didn’t even notice. Something was wrong. Angel lived — metaphorically — to see me naked. Especially buck naked. He’d told me so on several occasions. But instead of ogling me, he was fondling the faucet. Something was definitely off in Angel land.
Dead thirteen-year-old gangbangers were so moody.
Angel and I had hooked up soon after I met him on the Night of God Reyes, as I liked to call it. He’d followed me through high school, college, and eventually into the Peace Corps. When I finally opened my own investigations business, we negotiated a deal where I sent his mother the money he would have made working for me — anonymously, of course — and he became my top, number one, and only investigator.
But eventually Angel started seeing the benefits of our arrangement from another angle. He did his darnedest to convince me to take money from people using our unique situations.
“Dude, we could have such a racket,” he’d say.
“
“Think about it. We could go to these people’s relatives that died and score like maniacs.”
“That’s extortion.”
“That’s capitalism.”
“That’s punishable with one to four in the state pen and a substantial fine.”
He’d eventually get frustrated and accusatory. “You’re just using me for my body.”
The day I use a thirteen-year-old dead guy for his body is the day I have myself committed. “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him.
“Throw that in my face.”
“Technically, you don’t have a face either. And even if we did make money with our abilities, it’s not like you can go buy a new skateboard.”
“Man, extra money for my mom.”
“Well, there is that.”
“And I like the light-up.”
“The what?”
“The light-up,” he’d say. “You know, that look people get when they finally realize you’re for real. It’s like electricity. It makes me tingle all over. Like a blanket full of static.”
“Yeah, and I like it when people realize we’re out here.”
I leaned in close once and asked him, “Do you want your mom to realize you’re out here? Do you want her to know?”
“Nah. It took her too long to get over me.”
All in all, he was a good kid. But his behavior today was very out of character.
I scooted him out of the way and started digging through my makeup bag. “Is everything okay?” I asked as nonchalantly as possible.
“Sure,” he said with a shrug. “You look like hell, though. I can’t leave you alone for two seconds.”
“I’ve had an interesting week. I got Rosie off,” I said, referring to our assisted-disappearing case. It was Angel’s idea for her to go back to Mexico, and he’d done a lot of the legwork locating the small hotel on the beach for sale. We had to do some creative fund-raising, but it all worked out in the end.
He touched a bottle of perfume I had on the counter. “You know, it’s not all bad here,” he said cryptically.
After marveling at all the new shades of green on my face, I put my foundation down and looked at him.
“On this side, I mean. It’s not like we get hungry or cold or anything.”
Okay, this was just weird. “Is there something you’re not telling me?”
“No. I just wanted you to know that. For future reference and all.”
When I realized he might have been alluding to Reyes, I sucked in a soft breath. “Angel, do you know something about Reyes Farrow?”
He flinched and looked up at me in surprise. “No. I don’t know anything about him. You got a job for me or what?” he asked, changing the subject.
Damn. Nobody knew anything about Reyes, but everyone sure seemed to stand at attention when I mentioned his name. I’d kill to know what was going on.
I filled Angel in on our case with the lawyers and the wrongly convicted Mark Weir. He couldn’t wait to meet Elizabeth, naturally. Then I sent him to see if he could come up with a connection between the kid who’d died in Mark’s backyard and the missing nephew.
“Oh,” Angel said before he left, “Aunt Lillian’s here. I like her.”
I tried not to look disappointed. “I like her, too, but her coffee sucks. Mostly ’cause it’s nonexistent.”
He snickered and went on recon. In the meantime, Aunt Lillian took off with Mr. Habersham, the dead guy in 2B. I didn’t even want to know what that was about. A knock on the door had me rushing to zip up my boots. I was meeting Uncle Bob in twenty, and I couldn’t imagine who would be at my door this early in the morning.
Smoothing my brown sweater over my jeans, I glanced through the peephole and came to a screeching halt, metaphorically, when I saw Officer Taft. No way was this happening. Not now.
I opened the door slowly, mostly because it hurt. My entire body hummed in a dull, continuous ache. “Yeah?” I asked, peeking through the slit.
“Hey,” he said, looking at me like I was half crazy, “I was just wondering if I could have a word with you.”
“What kind of word?” I couldn’t open my door farther. I knew she was there. I could feel the heat of her laser glare trying to sear my gray matter. And singe my hair.
“Is this a bad time?” he asked, shifting uncomfortably. “I’m sorry to bother you—”
“Yeah, yeah. Got it. It’s okay. What do you need?”
“I just think that, well, strange things have been happening.”
Damn. My shoulders slumped against the door, and I eased it wider to reveal the blond-haired, blue-eyed spawn of Satan. Plastering my hands over my eyes, I cried, only a little melodramatically, “No! You did not do this to me! You did not bring her to my home, my sanctuary.”
“I’m sorry,” he said, his gaze darting around in fear. “It’s true, huh? I’m being haunted.”
Demon Child sighed in annoyance. “Not haunted. Just watched.”
I freeze-framed my tantrum and eyed her. “That’s called stalking, dear, and is in fact frowned upon in most cultures.”
“Can you … can you see someone?” Taft asked, leaning in to whisper.
“Dude, she can hear you. Just come in before the neighbors start talking.” That was an excuse. The neighbors had started talking the moment I moved in. But may as well move the circus inside, let them burrow in my humble abode, take root on my furniture, raid my refrigerator.
I gestured for Taft to sit on the sofa while I took the opposite chair. “I’d offer you coffee, but my Aunt Lillian made it.”
“Um, okay.”
“So, what do you want to know?”
“Well, it’s just that strange things have been happening lately.”
“Mm-hmm.” I was trying really hard not to yawn.
“You know, like I keep hearing this bell that sits on my mantel, but no one’s there.”
“I’m there,” she said, looking up at him. “I’ll always be there. I love you so much.”
I glared at Demon Child. “Seriously? This early?”
She stuck out her tongue at me.
