“I have some business to take care of, but I'll come up to see you soon—and your Will. I want to...”
“Please come up at once. I'll go nuts if I don't talk to somebody and...”
“Hold your water, I'll be up as soon as I can.” I hung up.
Rosen said. “Boy, you're a mess. Hal, shall I call the cops?”
“No.” I dug through a couple of overturned drawers till I found an extra sport shirt I kept around the office. It wasn't too clean but a big improvement over the bloody one I was wearing. I tossed one of the guns to Curly, told him, “Keep an eye on our guests,” and went to the washroom. When I washed the blood from my face, it didn't look too bad. I stuffed my nose with toilet paper to stop the bleeding, changed shirts.
When I returned to the office, Dave Moore, my other patrolman, was there. The two hoods were sitting up, looking ugly. I got out the patrol cards, took the gun from Curly and told them, “I can handle this from here—get going.”
“But, Hal...?” Curly began.
“Look, far as you're concerned, this is a simple case of robbery. Forget it.” I handed him the hundred dollars I'd taken from the thugs' pockets. “Split this between you— for your trouble.”
Dave, who talked with a rasping voice because of his flat nose, looked at Curly splitting the dough with Rosen, asked, “Hey, what's the deal here?”
I pointed to my wrist watch, which by some miracle was still working. “It's twenty after twelve. If you'd come on time you might have found out. Curly, give Dave a ten spot... and all of you get out of here.”
They didn't want to go but I finally convinced them it was okay. When they left, I locked the door, put the .22 and the knife in the safe. I sat on the table, the Luger in my hand, the leather sap beside me. I said, “You've had your fun, chums, now start talking!”
12
They glared at me with silent suspicion.
“Maybe you jerks don't realize the spot you're in,” I pointed around the office. “I can knock you both off and it would be a clear case of self-defense, caught in the act of robbing my office. The police would pin a medal on...”
The character whose thumb I'd tried to break mumbled through puffed lips, “You ain't calling no cops.”
“Maybe. Why did you punks sap me outside the hotel? Who you working for?”
“Just a job to us,” the gunman said, “we was hired. Come from Philly. Don't know a thing.”
“What's this money you were asking about?”
“You asking us?” he said, working his bloody mouth into a sneer.
“Sit on the floor, with your backs to me. Come on, move!” I cracked the gunman on the side of the head with the sap—but not hard enough to kayo him. He went down. I had the Luger in my left hand, covering the other monkey. He scrambled down on the floor beside his pal.
“Now reach forward and grab your toes—stay like that.”
They grunted and finally made their toes. Standing far enough behind them so they couldn't spin around and try anything, I swung the sap back and forth through the air. In the quiet of the office it made a faint swish sound.
“Look, fellows, I'm pooped, in no mood to futz around. You've jumped me twice, kicked the slop out of me, if you don't talk I'm going to beat your heads to a pulp.”
They didn't make a sound.
I said, “Know how your noggin is constructed? Your brain is a very delicate mass, suspended inside your skull. Know what causes a kayo? The sock on your jaw rattles the bone against your skull and that jars the brain against the bone structure, makes you black out If it gets rattled too hard, if the brain is bruised, you get a concussion. A bruise on the brain matter leaves a scar, if that's reopened by another blow, you either die, go blind, or end up paralyzed for life. That's why they don't let a pug with a concussion fight again. Or if he does, well—you know the ring deaths in recent years. Now a sap does lots more damage than a punch, sometimes it splinters the skull, a hunk of bone sticks in your brain.”
As I talked I kept swinging the sap through the air. The backs of their necks turned a flush-red, then went pale.
“Little lecture because I want you to think about all that soft spongy brain matter being rocked like this...” I socked the gunman again—lightly. “Think of it, that's two bruises your brain's had in the last five minutes. Another one and you may be blind or...”
“Cut it out!” he said, his voice a hoarse scream. “Told you this is only a job to us.”
“Honest!” the other goon whispered.
I tried to laugh. “Sure, just a good day's work!”
“We're getting a grand, must be a big deal,” the gunman said. “But it isn't the dough. Like I told you, we was hired in Philly and you was fingered to us this afternoon on the street and...
“By whom?”
“A guy called Gus. He come in from Atlantic City yesterday. We was to look around your joint for a bundle of folding money. We drive along Hudson Street for an hour till we see a Dodge sedan with a busted right headlight, give Gus what we had, get paid off.”
“Mac, that's the God's honest truth!” the other guy said. I cracked him on his balding dome. He fell over, then sat up again. I told him to grab his toes and he did, moaning. The whole mess was starting to get me a little sick.
“What kind of a story you dummies handing me? If you found the bundle, what's to stop you from crossing this
