Paul Levine
Solomon versus Lord
Opposites attract, the wise men claim, Still I wish that we had been a little more the same, It might have been a shorter war.
“But I Loved You”
One
CELL MATES
The man in the holding cell loosened his tie, tossed his rumpled suit coat into a corner, and stretched out on the hard plastic bench. The woman in the facing cell slipped out of her glen plaid jacket, folded it carefully across an arm, and began pacing.
“Relax, Vickie. We're gonna be here a while,” the man said.
“Victoria,” the woman corrected. Her angry footsteps echoed off the bare concrete floor.
“Wild guess. You've never been held in contempt before.”
“You treat it like a badge of honor.”
“A lawyer who's afraid of jail is like a surgeon who's afraid of blood,” Steve Solomon said.
“From what I hear, you spend more time behind bars than your clients,” Victoria Lord said.
“Hey, thanks. Great tag line for my radio spots. ‘You do the crime, Steve does the time.'”
“You're the most unethical lawyer I know.”
“You're new at this. Give it time.”
“Sleazy son-of-a-bitch,” she muttered, turning away.
“I heard that,” he said.
Nice profile, he thought. Attractive in that polished, cool-as-a-daiquiri way. Long legs, small bust, sculpted jaw, an angular, athletic look. Green eyes spiked with gray and a tousled, honey-blond bird's nest of hair. Ballsy and sexy, too. He'd never heard “sleazy son-of-a-bitch” sound so seductive.
“If you weren't so arrogant,” he said, “I could teach you a few courtroom tricks.”
“Save your breath for your inflatable doll.”
“Cheap shot. That was a trial exhibit.”
“Really? People have seen the doll in your car. Fully inflated.”
“It rides shotgun so I can use the car-pool lane.”
She walked toward the cell door. Shadows of the bars pin-striped her face. “I know your record, Solomon. I know all about you.”
“If you've been stalking me, I'm gonna get a restraining order.”
“You make a mockery of the law.”
“I make up my own. Solomon's Laws. Rule Number One: ‘When the law doesn't work, work the law.'”
“They should lock you up.”
“Actually, they already have.”
“You're a disgrace to the profession.”
“Aw, c'mon. Where's your heart, Vickie?”
“Victoria! And I don't have one. I'm a prosecutor.”
“I'll bet you think Jean Valjean belonged in prison.”
“He stole the bread, didn't he?”
“You'd burn witches at the stake.”
“Not until they exhausted all their appeals.” She laughed, a sparkle of electricity.
Damn, she's good at this.
Fending off his mishegoss, trumping his insults with her own. Something else appealed to him, too. No wedding band and no engagement ring. Ms. Victoria Lord, rookie prosecutor, seemed to be unattached as well as argumentative. Maybe twenty-eight. Seven years younger than him.
“If you need any help around the courthouse,” he said, “I'd be willing to mentor you.”
“Is that what they're calling it these days?”
Touche. But she'd said it with a smile. Maybe this wasn't so much combat as foreplay. Another parry, another thrust, who knows? The more he thought about it, the more confident he became.
She likes me. She really likes me.
I hate him.
I really hate him, Victoria decided.
Dammit, she'd been warned about Solomon. He always tested new prosecutors, baited them into losing their cool, lured them into mistrials. And she wasn't totally “new.” She'd handled arraignments and preliminary hearings for eight months. And hadn't she won her first two felony trials? Of course, neither one had involved Steve Slash- and-Burn Solomon.
“You gotta know, the contempt citation is all your fault,” he said from the facing cell.
She wouldn't give him the pleasure of saying, Why?
Or, How?
Or, Go screw yourself.
“You should never call opposing counsel a ‘total fucking shark' in open court,” he continued. “Save it for recess.”
“You called me a ‘persecutor.'”
“A slip of the tongue.”
“You're incorrigible.”
“Lose the big words. You'll confuse the jurors. Judges, too.”
Victoria stopped pacing. It was stifling in the cell, and her feet were killing her. She wanted to pry off her ankle-strapped Prada pumps, but if she stood on this disgustingly sticky floor, she'd have to burn her panty hose. The plaid pencil skirt was uncomfortable, a tad too tight. Now she wished she'd taken the time to let it out before coming to court. Especially after catching Solomon, the pig, staring at her ass.
She saw him now, sprawled on the bench, hands behind his head, like a beach bum in a hammock. He had a dark shock of unruly hair, eyes filled with mischief, and a self-satisfied grin, like he'd just pinned a “Kick Me” note on her fanny. God, he was infuriating.
She couldn't wait to get back into the courtroom and convict his lowlife client. But just now, she felt exhausted. The adrenaline rush was ebbing, the lack of sleep was fogging her mind. All those hours practicing in front of the mirror.
“Ladies and gentlemen, you will hear the testimony of Customs and Wildlife Officers…”
Maybe she was going about this the wrong way. How many times had she had researched the legal issues, prepped her witnesses, rehearsed her opening statement?
“… who will testify that the defendant, Amancio Pedrosa, did unlawfully smuggle contraband, to wit, four parakeets, three parrots, two cockatoos…”
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Maybe she'd burned herself out. Maybe that's why she'd cracked today. Had she looked ridiculous pushing a
