'No se. Five, six years.'
'So, at the time Mr. Corrigan died, you were a regular user.' 'Sure, I guess.'
'You're familiar with the studies linking aggressive, irrational behavior with steroid abuse?'
'Says who?'
'An expert witness, but we'll save that for another day. Mr. Machado-Alvarez, how do you administer the steroids?'
'Huh?'
He didn't know where I was going. Abe Socolow would have prepared him for cross-examination about his karate skills. That would come. But first…
'How do you take the steroids? Pills, liquids? Do they come in little doggy biscuits?'
'You inject them, man.'
He took his right hand and made a little plunging motion with his thumb. He did it twice, and somewhere deep inside me, a man was hitting a gong with a sledgehammer, trying to force some rundown brain cells to match distant thoughts with nearby ones. It would have to wait.
'So you use a hypodermic needle?'
'Sure.'
I walked to the clerk's table and picked up State's Exhibit Six.
'Like this one?' I asked, holding that little devil three feet in front of the jury box.
He didn't answer. He was slow but not that slow.
'Like this one?' I repeated.
'I didn't kill no old man,' he said. 'He's the one did that. He's the needle man.' Pointing now toward Roger Salisbury. But the jury was looking at Sergio Machado-Alvarez.
Good.
Very good.
So good I was ready to stop for a while. So was the judge. He knew the evening paper had an eleven-thirty a.m. deadline. Gentlemen, this may be a propitious time to recess for lunch. Fine with me. Let the jurors chew over Sergio Machado-Alvarez with their roast beef sandwiches.
I returned to court early. Lugging a trial bag filled with ceramic tiles. A clerk from the law firm pushed a dolly loaded with concrete blocks. I built four stacks of blocks, leaving them far enough apart to place twenty tiles on top, the edge of each block holding a corner of the bottom tile. The top of the pile was about waist high.
Abe Socolow walked in, took one look, and began barking orders that stampeded a herd of law clerks toward the library. Socolow raced for Judge Crane's chambers, a vein throbbing in his neck. I moseyed along behind him.
It was either indigestion or our presence, but the judge looked pained. In a corner of the room, by the bookcases, Jennifer Logan scratched through the cases searching for precedent on in-court demonstrations. Meanwhile Judge Crane belched and listened to Socolow's bleating.
'Show biz,' Socolow said. 'Histrionics for TV. Irrelevant blather designed to distract from the issues of the guilt of the accused.'
'We've laid the predicate,' I told the judge. 'Dr. Riggs testified that a karate blow could have caused death. This witness is a karate expert. He was in the victim's hospital room shortly before the aneurysm. Let's see how hard the Karate King can hit.'
'If the witness refuses to hit these things, I can't make him,' the judge said wearily. 'Even if he's willing to do it, I'm inclined to keep it out. Ruling deferred for now. Let's see where the testimony goes, but Mr. Lassiter, I admonish you, no circus tricks.'
Abe Socolow huddled in the corridor with his witness, instructing him, no doubt, to downplay his karate skills and to stay away from the stack of tiles. Jennifer Logan neatly refilled her research in color-coded folders. The bailiff brought the jury in, and I started earning my retainer.
I asked Sergio about his training and his trophies, his black belt and his favorite dojang.
'First place in Florida sports karate, we don't hurt nobody,' he said, obviously adhering to Socolow's advice. 'Second in Atlanta, regional competition. Training for fifteen years.'
I had him tell the jury about his weightlifting, Chinese boxing, judo, and aikido.
'You're a pretty physical guy?' I asked.
'I'm okay.'
Ever so humble.
'Pretty good at karate?'
'If you say so.'
Evasive.
'See this stack of tiles, think you can break them all with one blow?'
'Who knows?'
'Well, on this videotape from the Florida championships, you break a stack of boards like they were toothpicks, should we take a look?'
Socolow leapt up, objecting again.
Judge Crane, more dolorous than usual, peered down at 332 us, unhappy we needed his intervention. He looked toward the press gallery, but no one told him how to rule, so he took a stab at it himself. 'Mr. Socolow, this is a capital case, and I will not unduly limit the defense. But Mr. Lassiter, get to the point. Objection overruled.'
I raised my voice. 'The fact is, you're not good enough to break twenty tiles with one blow, are you?'
'Huh?' Sergio looked puzzled. It did not seem to be an expression entirely foreign to him.
'Maybe Shigeru Funakoshi could do it,' I suggested. 'Didn't he beat you in Atlanta?'
'Home cooking. Two Japs and a Korean for judges.'
'But you really couldn't break all twenty of these, could you?'
'You kidding? With my hand, my foot, or my head. Kid's stuff.'
Adieu, humility. Socolow was grimacing, sitting on the edge of his chair, itching to pop up.
I said, 'Let's see you do it. Mess them up. Isn't that what you said you could do to Dr. Salisbury, mess him up?'
Socolow was up again. 'Your Honor. He's badgering the witness. As Your Honor said, an unwilling witness cannot be forced to take part in a demonstration. Miss Logan has handed me several cases on courtroom demonstrations that I wish to present on this issue. If the court please, in Mills v. State…'
Socolow approached the bench but I stayed close to the witness stand. The judge was going to set me down. I took a risk. It might get me another broken nose, maybe straighten out the one I had. It might get me some harsh words from the judge, nothing novel there. Or it might get me an acquittal.
I leaned over and murmured in Sergio's ear, 'Stick around, Shorty. I'm gonna play a videotape of you and your friends. No wonder that bitch needs three guys. You not only have the brains of a flea, you've got the pinga of one, too.'
Socolow was still at it, quoting the Florida Supreme Court. He couldn't hear the guttural growl that stirred in Sergio's throat. The Karate King rocked in the chair, his hands gripping the rail, his knuckles bleaching out. But he didn't get up. I leaned even closer, my mouth inches from his ear. Improvisation.
'Big pecs,' I whispered, 'pero pinga chiquita, no pinga grande.'
It's important to be bilingual in Miami.
Sergio's cruel little eyes opened as wide as his brain would let them. Incredulous that I would mock him, enraged that I could do it from a vantage point half a foot higher than he'd be in elevator heels. But I needed more, something that would cut deep into the tender meat of his machismo, something to inflame a guy who spends hours posing his bicep curls in front of a gym mirror.
'What surprises me,' I breathed into his ear, 'is that you're a switch hitter. A fruit. Roger tells me he could never bend over with you behind him.'
He erupted. A primeval roar. Socolow turned, eyes wide, frozen. Sergio stood in the box and tore oif his coat, throwing it to the floor. Short sleeves underneath, arms exploding against the fabric. He bounded out of the box toward me. I backpedaled like a cornerback on third and long. I wanted the stack of tiles between the two of us.
