The waiter fled. Gurt and Lang burst into laughter at the same time.
When he could be serious again, Lang said, 'Too bad radio comedy is dead. Did you mean what you said?'
'About not being in love?'
'About the motorcycle.'
'It would be a good disguise. Nobody would suspect a man your age would be on a bike.'
Lang suspected he had just been insulted. 'That mean you're willing to ride on the back all the way to Orvieto?' 'The fresh air will do us both healthy.'
'You're on. But can we find a machine we can sit on instead of hunch over?'
CHAPTER FOUR
1
Rome
The next morning
Lang didn't expect a fine Italian bike, a Ducatti or Moto Guzi. They were far too expensive for the average Italian and most were exported to the States. He anticipated one of the small Japanese machines common to Rome's narrow streets.
He was mistaken.
She arrived the next morning on a BMW 1000, old but well kept. The machine wasn't known for its acceleration, but it excelled in reliability, smoothness of ride and lack of noise. BMW had been the first to employ the shaft drive now used by most touring bikes in place of the vibration causing, maintenance-high chain.
Had it not been for the braid of blond hair hanging down the back of the green-and-white leathers, Gurt's full face helmet would have made recognizing her impossible. Lang watched with equal parts amusement and surprise as Gurt dismounted. She was the only woman he had ever known strong enough to hoist a bike that big onto its floor stand. Matter of fact, he don't think he'd ever known another woman who drove a motorcycle.
He was appraising the BMW as she pulled off her Bell Magnum.
'Nice, yes?' she said.
'Makes the trip worth taking. Don't suppose you have an extra set of leathers?'
Europeans biking the highways wore colorful two-piece leather outfits rather than the jeans preferred by Americans. Without the proper costume, Lang would be conspicuous.
She pointed. 'In the Krausers.'
Krausers were the saddlebags attached to the frame. With the turn of a key, they could be detached to serve as luggage.
'And an extra helmet.' One identical to hers was hanging on its loop beneath the seat.
'I don't know what you had to do to get someone to loan you their bike plus all this,' Lang said, taking the leathers out of the saddlebag, 'and I'm sure not going to ask.'
Gurt laughed. 'Why would I borrow it? It's mine.'
Lang felt a twinge of jealousy that he was pulling on pants an unknown number of other guys had worn. 'I suppose you'll insist on driving, then.'
'And make you sit behind a woman?' She found this immensely funny. 'You would be, what's the word, castigated?'
'Castrated.'
'That, too.'
Lang was surprised at how well the trousers fit. The jacket was snug but it would zip shut. His reflection in a shop window showed a typical European, ready for a cross-country ride. Except for the Birkenstocks.
'Damn! Forgot my shoes.'
Gurt smiled. 'I have no extra boots.'
'I've got a pair of shoes back at the pensione. They aren't motorcycle boots but they're better'n sandals.'
The slow run through the narrow streets and alleys served as a refresher course in motorcycle driving. By the time they reached the pensione, Lang was eager to get on the road where speed would make the BMW far more stable than the wobbling pace the crowded city streets required.
He was in and out of-the room in seconds while Gurt straddled the bike, studying a road map. Lang's Cole Haans hadn't been intended for shifting a motorcycle's gears but they would do. He turned to the east towards the Tiber and let out the hand clutch as he turned the throttle.
2
The old pensione-keeper had been watching from behind a curtained window. How strange these Germans were! The man would only pay for a room at this modest establishment to fuck his whore, yet he was riding a BMW worth two or three months' salary for the average Italian. Where had he been keeping that expensive machine? He certainly had not arrived on it. Clearly the man and woman were used to riding together. They had matching leathers, something the German's wife might like to know and be willing to pay to learn.
He would have to discover the man's identity. Perhaps there were papers in the room… But he would have to be careful. There was something about the occupant of the room next to the bath upstairs, a mannerism, the hardness of his eyes, that said he was a man not to be angered. A knock at the door, the flurry of banging of someone in a hurry. Let them wait. With all three rooms full, there was no reason to risk falling in a rush to turn someone away. The noise became more persistent as the old man shuffled to the door.
The man standing outside wore coveralls, the uniform of the European working class. He could have been a plumber or truck driver. It was unlikely he wanted a room.
'Si?'
The workman shoved his way inside and shut the door before he held up a photograph. The old man recognized the German.
'You have seen this man, an American?' the stranger asked. The accent was not Roman, perhaps not even Italian.
'I am the information bureau?' the old man sneered. Like any other commodity, information had a value, was not something to be given away. Perhaps this man was working for the German's wife. 'Out, go ask your questions elsewhere or show me your police credentials.'
The stranger reached into the top of his coveralls. When his hand came out, it held a pistol. The gun was pointed at the old man's head.
'Here are all the credentials I need, you old fart. Now, once again before your meager brains are splattered all over this entryway, have you seen this American?'
The old man was frightened. He had seen such things happen on the American programs on television. And this man might be American. Worse, by the way he butchered the language, he could be Sicilian. Either way, dying on behalf of a guest's privacy was not included in the rent. If only this man would go away and leave him unharmed, he would say a hundred Hail Mary's at Saint Peter's.
He nodded and pointed to the picture of his guest. 'I thought he was German.'
The truck driver, or plumber, or whoever he was, with the gun said angrily, 'I don't give a shit what you thought. Is he here?'
The old man felt his bladder release. Warm urine was running down his leg, becoming cold as it soaked his pants. He hoped the man with the gun didn't notice. He would go to Saint Peter's on his arthritic knees if this evil man would just go away.
