please?'
She swirled some toothpaste round her mouth – gargling and swallowing the foam, coating the bitter taste of bile with a thin veneer of mint – then hurried downstairs and opened the door.
DS McRae stood on the top step, with a plain-looking WPC. 'Can we come in?'
Logan followed her through to the kitchen where the window hung wide open, the sound of playing children drifting in from the school across the road, the harsh stench of floral air freshener masking the acid smell of vomit. There was a copy of that morning's P amp;J on the table, the front page dominated by the words Councillor Had Sex With 13Year-Old Prostitute! Not one of Colin Miller's catchier headlines, but it was difficult to type when you were missing half of your fingers. He skimmed the article while Ailsa Cruickshank made tea. There was no mention of the Chief Greenbelt Development Planner, or McLennan Homes, and the whole thing was attributed to 'a detective inspector on the vice squad, who wishes to remain anonymous…' but it was still enough to get Councillor Marshall suspended from the council and investigated by Grampian Police. DI Steel was spitting nails.
Three delicate china mugs clinked down onto the table, accompanied by a plate of chocolate digestives. Ailsa settled into one of the chairs and looked expectantly at Logan.
'Mrs Cruickshank,' he said, wondering how best to phrase this, 'there's something that's been bothering me for the last couple of days 'Yes?'
'Your husband's remains were found to contain large amounts of antidepressants.'
She looked confused. 'But Gavin wasn't depressed – he would've told me! I'd have noticed.'
'So the question remains: how did he end up with all those pills in him?'
Ailsa prodded Clair Pirie's photo on the bottom of the P amp;J's front page. 'Maybe, she forced him to eat them? Crushed them up and mixed them in something?'
'You like crime fiction, don't you, Mrs Cruickshank? You showed us your collection first time I was here, remember?
Do you like that bit at the end of the book, where the detective finally sorts through all the lies and unmasks the real killer?'
'I… I don't understand.' She put her mug down. 'What's this all about?'
Logan looked her straight in the eye. 'We know.'
She sat on the other side of the table, her face suddenly pale, and stared at him as time stretched like chewing gum.
She opened her mouth and closed it, swallowed and tried again. 'I don't know what you're talking about.'
'Why use a bright-red suitcase if you're going to hide it in the woods? Unless you actually want it to be found. Why dismember a body but leave a huge tattoo with the victim's wife's name on it? Even if I hadn't seen that photo of him with the Hooters girls, we'd have run a search through the database and your name would've popped up on Gavin's missing person report. Gavin, who just happens to be having three separate affairs. And lo and behold your next-door neighbour, who you've been trying to get rid of for years, leaves her garage door open the whole time, with the connecting door unlocked, and spends a huge chunk of her life passed out in the back garden. How hard would it be to nip round there, smear some of Gavin's blood round the bathtub and stash the knife in the garage?'
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'This is ridiculous.'
'Is it? You get rid of your cheating husband and the bitch Inext door all in one fell swoop.' Logan smiled. 'But the pills were a mistake: you should've just clobbered him over the back of the head. How was Pirie supposed to get him to eat half a bottle of antidepressants? Bake him an 'I'm sorry I smashed you in the face' cake?'
I'He phoned his office-'
'Text message. He didn't need to be alive for you to send it from his phone. And Hayley didn't go away on holiday I either, did she? You killed her and hid the body somewhere, but it'll turn up eventually, they usually do.'
IAilsa stood, the chair scraping back across the tiles. 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'
Logan shook his head. 'You read too many detective novels, Mrs Cruickshank. This is Scotland: you get a lawyer when we say so, not before.'
The Fatal Accident Enquiry was adjourned for the evening at half six, to reconvene at eight the following morning.
Jackie was waiting for Logan as he slouched out of the conference room. Her broken arm was back in a brand- new case of plaster – shockingly clean after the filthy mess the last one had been in when they'd finally cut it off at the hospital in the early hours of Tuesday morning. 'Well?' she asked. 'What did they say?'
Logan forced a smile. 'PC Maitland died in the line of duty due to unforeseeable events. We're getting together for a lessons learned thing tomorrow.'
'You see? I told you it'd be OK.' Taking a quick check up and down the corridor to make sure no one was watching, she reached up and kissed him hard.
'Ow!' Logan flinched back, one hand going to his swollen top lip. 'Take it easy: loose tooth, remember.'
'Oh shut up, you big baby.' She enfolded him in a long, warm kiss. 'Come on she said, when they finally broke for air, 'I promised Steve we'd bring him some Kendal Mint Cake and a pornographic jigsaw.'
'Jackie?' said Logan as they walked down the stairs.
'Would you really have shot him? Chib – could you really have done it?'
Jackie just smiled. 'Oh hell yes.'
