past a mothballed HOLMES suite, heading for the stairs.
She shoved the door to the stairwell open. ‘For Knox, raping old men is normal behaviour. Probably can’t understand why everyone’s not doing it.
They passed a couple of uniformed officers, humping a collection of dusty file boxes up the stairs.
Irvine smiled. ‘Careful there, Jim, don’t want people to see you working.’
‘Screw you, Barbara.’ But he was grinning when he said it.
‘And that’s kinda the problem.’ She pushed out through the back door and into the dreich afternoon. Drizzle drifted down from a slate-grey sky, cold and damp. The rear car park was virtually empty, just a pair of battered patrol cars – front bumpers buckled, side panels a mix of scrapes, dents and rust; a grubby white van with the council logo on the side; a brand-new Volvo estate; and Logan’s manky brown Fiat. ‘Deep down Knox doesn’t really believe he’s done anything wrong.’
Irvine pointed a key fob at the council van. Stopped. Gave the fob a jiggle. Tried again. Swore. Marched over and rammed the key in the door lock. ‘Bloody thing.’
Logan shifted a stack of paperwork from the passenger seat into the footwell, then clambered in. He hauled on his seatbelt as Irvine started the van up. A rumbling diesel rattle, the gearstick vibrating like an over-sized sex toy.
She wrestled with the wheel and the van inched out of the car park. ‘God I miss power steering…’
They circled the Bucksburn roundabout, heading along the dual carriageway back towards town.
‘So,’ Irvine dragged the steering wheel to the left, juddering them around one of Aberdeen City Council’s world-beating collection of potholes, ‘what’s the story? You with us full time now? Just paying a flying visit? Seeing how the other half lives?’
Logan shrugged. ‘Let’s just say I’m not flavour of the month with my guv’nor.’
‘Ah,’ her voice was monotone, ‘so you’re here as punishment.’
‘I didn’t mean it like that.’
‘No, no, it’s OK. I mean, what sort of loser
‘It was Steel’s idea, I’m just—’
‘Slumming it with the Diddy Men?’
‘It’s not—’
She grinned at him. ‘I’m pulling your leg. It’s OK, I
‘And grandads.’
‘—and grandads safe. Someone has to do it, right? And I happen to be good at it.’
‘No pervert left behind.’
Irvine shrugged. ‘Something like that, yeah.’
‘How’s it going, Richard?’ Constable Irvine settled on the dusty couch, dumped her bag on the floor, and dug out a bundle of badly photocopied forms, held together with a pair of green treasury tags. The blotchy cover read ‘ACCUTE-2007 SCORING GUIDE’.
The dusty lounge was silent for a moment, just the tick…tick…tick of the carriage clock and the creak of floorboards from a room above.
Logan leant back against the windowsill. The place still had that oppressive, throat-clogging taint of mildew, the air cold enough to make his breath steam.
Knox had taken the armchair nearest the broken electric fire. Knees together, arms wrapped around that same tatty carrier bag from Asda. He sniffed. ‘OK, I suppose.’
‘Good. That’s good.’
More silence.
Knox coughed.
Logan checked his watch. God this was exciting.
Finally the front door banged and someone shouted, ‘Hello?’
PC Irvine called back, ‘In here.’
A short, beefy man poked his head into the room. ‘Sorry I’m late. Benny tried tae dee hisself in again last nicht. You ken fit he’s like.’
Irvine nodded. ‘Slit his wrists again?’
‘No, thought he’d gie hanging a go. Neck’s one big bruise this morning.’ The newcomer stepped forward and held his hand out for Logan to shake. ‘Paul Leggett. I’m Barbara’s partner. Well, not partner-partner, we work together, like.’ He grinned. ‘You the boy told that fat prick fae Newcastle tae awa bile his heid?’
‘Something like that.’
‘Good stuff.’ PC Leggett slapped his hands together then settled in the seat opposite Knox, looking him up and down for almost a whole minute before asking much the same question Irvine had. ‘Fit like ‘i day, Richard?’
Knox straightened the seam on his trousers. ‘If it’s all right with you, I’d like to get this over with.’
‘Fair enough.’
