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I did go fishing — in a small river not two miles from 15
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“What?” a man’s angry voice said.
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“Hey, Clarance. Listen, man, I got to borrow a hundred 1
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“This is no joke, Clarance —”
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“Naw. That’s right. This ain’t no joke at all. This is dead 5
serious. I been thinkin’ about you and how you act since 6
last night. And it burns me up. Here I am tryin’ to be 7
your friend and all you wanna do is dis me. Well that’s it.
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