story house.
Once, when it was newly built, an enthusiastic real estate broker might have listed it as a contemporary bungalow. It was a low ranch built on a slab. The siding was asphalt shingle faded now to a pale green. A peak over the front door had been vertically paneled with natural planks, and a scalloped molding, showing traces of pink paint, ran across the front. Attached to the house was a disproportionate cinder block carport, partly enclosed, as if the owner had given up and moved out in mid-mortar. From the carport came the steady whine of a gasoline engine. Not a car, maybe a generator. I saw no utility wires running in from the road.
A narrow mongrel bitch, about knee-high, with pendulous dugs, burrowed in an overturned trash barrel near the front door. A plump brown-haired girl of maybe fourteen sat on the front steps. She had big dark eyes that looked even bigger and darker in contrast with her white, doughy face.
She had on a white T-shirt, blue dungarees with a huge flare at the bottom, and no shoes. She was eating a Twinkie and in her right hand held an open can of Coke and a burning filter tip cigarette. She looked at us without expression as we got out of the car and started up the walk.
”I don’t like it here,“ Susan Silverman said.
”That’s the trouble with you urban intellectuals,“ I said.
”You have no sense of nature’s subtle rhythms.“
The girl finished her Twinkie as we reached her and washed it down with the rest of the Coke.
”Good morning,“ I said.
She looked at me without expression, inhaled most of her filter tip cigarette, and without taking it from her mouth, let the smoke out through her nose. Then she yelled, ”Vic.“
The screen door behind her scraped open—one hinge was loose—and out he came. Susan Silverman put her hand on my arm.
”You were right,“ I said. ”He is unusual, isn’t he?“
Vic Harroway was perhaps five ten, three inches shorter than I, and twenty pounds heavier. Say, 215. He was a body builder, but a body builder gone mad. He embodied every excess of body building that an adolescent fantasy could concoct. His hair was a bright cheap blond, cut straight across the forehead in a Julius Caesar shag. The muscles in his neck and chest were so swollen his skin looked as if it would burst over them. There were stretch marks pale against his dark tan where the deltoid muscles drape over the shoulder and stretch marks over his biceps and in the rigid valley between his pectoral muscles. His abdominal muscles looked like cobblestones. The white shorts were slit up the side to accommodate his thigh muscles. They too showed stretch marks. My stomach contracted at the amount of effort he’d expended, the number of weights he’d lifted to get himself in this state.
He said, ”What do you turds want?“ Down home hospitality.
I said, ”We’re looking for Walden Pond, you glib devil you.“
”Well there aren’t no Walden Pond around here, so screw.“
”I just love the way your eyes snap when you’re angry,“ I said.
”If you came out here looking for trouble, you’re gonna find it, Jack. Take your slut and get your ass out of here, or I’ll bend you into an earring.“
I looked at Susan Silverman. ”Slut?“ I said.
Harroway said, ”That’s right. You don’t like it? You want to make something out of it?“ He jumped lightly off the steps and landed in front of me, maybe four feet away, slightly crouched. I could feel Susan Silverman lean back, but she didn’t step back. A point for her A point for me too, because as Harroway landed I brought my gun out, and as he went into his crouch he found himself staring into its barrel. I held it straight out in front of me, level with his face.
”Let’s not be angry with each other, Vic. Let us reason together,“ I said.
”What the hell is this? What do you want?“
”I am looking for a boy named Kevin Bartlett. I came out here to ask if you’d seen him.“
”I don’t know anybody named Kevin Bartlett.“
”How about the young lady,“ I asked, still looking at Harroway. ”Do you know Kevin Bartlett?“
”No.“ I heard a match strike and smelled the cigarette smoke as she lit up. Imperturbable.
The generator in the garage whined on. The dog had found a bone and was crunching on it vigorously. There was color on Harroway’s cheekbones; he looked as if he had a fever. I was stymied. I wanted to search the place, but I didn’t want to turn my back on Harroway. I didn’t want to have to herd him and the girl around with me. I didn’t want Susan out of my sight. I was trespassing, which bothered me a bit. And I had no reason not to believe them. I didn’t know who might be in the house or behind it or in the garage.
”If at first you don’t succeed,“ I said to Susan Silverman, ”the hell with it. Come on.“
We backed down the sidewalk to her car and got in.
Harroway never took his eyes off me as we went. Susan U-turned on the lawn, and we drove away. Another point for Susan. She didn’t spin gravel getting out of there.
She didn’t say anything, but I noticed her knuckles were white on the steering wheel. When we got back to Main Street, she pulled over to the side of the road and stopped.
”I feel sick,“ she said. She kept her hands on the wheel and stared straight ahead. She was shivering as if it were cold. ”My God, what a revolting creature he was. My God!
Like a… like a rhinoceros or something. A kind of impenetrable brutality.“
I put a hand on her shoulder and didn’t say anything.
