Henry slapped him left, right, left, right on the cheeks.
'Bong,' I said.
Z stared at Henry.
'Annoying,' I said. 'Isn't it.'
'Do that to you?' Z said.
'No,' Henry said. 'I couldn't. He knows how. He's as quick as I am, and he's in shape.'
'And me?' Z said.
'You, Kemo Sabe, are quick enough,' Henry said. 'But you don't know how and you're not in shape.'
'Kemo Sabe?' Z said, and looked at me.
'Henry speaks many languages,' I said.
Z studied Henry for a minute.
'You're a big, strong guy,' Henry said. 'And you got nice natural reflexes. I don't want to close with you until you're ready to puke.'
'No wind,' Z said.
Henry nodded.
'And you don't know how to fight,' Henry said. 'Ever been a bouncer?'
'Yeah.'
'Figures, they like guys like you,' Henry said. 'Big, scary. Stop a lot of fights before they start.'
'And most of them are drunk,' Z said.
'Like you were,' I said. 'When we fought.'
'Drunk's never an asset in a fight,' Henry said.
'I don't need to be drunk,' Z said.
'Sure,' Henry said. 'Guy like you . . . You grab some guy, don't know any more than you. You slam him up against a wall, give him one big punch on the side of the head. Fight over.'
Z nodded.
'Been winning fights all my life,' Z said. 'Never had a problem until the other day.'
Henry nodded toward me.
'Then you ran into him?' Henry said. 'And he knew more than you.'
Z nodded.
'Well,' Henry said. 'There you go.'