I tiptoe out the store’s front door, and suddenly I feel a vibration under my arm. More precisely, it’s coming from the very un-Wistylike white purse tucked there.
Another text message. I click the phone on.
A text message
With
“Well, we meet again, my dear!”
I yank my head to the right, and there, leaning on the hood of a long-dead station wagon, one leg crossed over the other, is the little old ninja lady. The one who gave us the map that saved our lives. And now that I’m able to scrutinize her more closely, I realize she’s also the woman who almost got me arrested in a diner on my very first trip to the City of Progress.
“It’s okay,” the strange little woman says in a high nasal drawl. “Go ahead and SMS or whatever it is you people do with your silly little gadgets. Your mother’s not particularly close, but you’ll at least see that she’s safe.”
I quickly type back,
If she’s an ally, y’d she try to get us arrested?
My mother’s handwriting replies,
K, but how do I know this is u?
OMG, Mom!!!
I type as tears well up.
Mrs. Highsmith comes up to me with an old-fashioned handkerchief that I numbly accept. It smells like witch hazel.
“You see? Your mother’s okay,” says Mrs. Highsmith. “Now, please come with me to my apartment-so we don’t get the New Order looky-loos all excited about capturing
Chapter 34
SO HOW DO YOU think we get to the City of Progress in about ten minutes flat? Broomstick? Portal? If I told you, you wouldn’t believe me-and that’s saying a lot, given what I’ve gotten you to believe about our insane lives so far.
Let’s just say Mrs. H. has some powers that might, just might, rival The One’s. If I didn’t have “Mom” telling me she was on my side… I’d have to wonder.
Okay, check this out: Mrs. H.’s apartment is a cluttered, dimly lit place-the heavy curtains are drawn even though it’s a sunny morning. There’s not an empty shelf, table, or chair. Even the piano top is covered with novels, hardbacks, paperbacks, notebooks, antique tomes. Obviously all
“Pardon me while I finish working on this stew,” she says, peering over the lip of a giant black barrel sitting on a couple of hot plates in the middle of the kitchen floor. It’s enormous and looks like some kind of oil shipping container. She could fit a small horse in that thing. Maybe she has.
Mrs. H. dips a ladle into the soup for a taste. She offers me some, but I shake my head violently. “Needs some more willow bark and sassafras root anyway,” she says. “I underestimated how much this broth was going to absorb.”
Okay, remind me:
“Don’t think I don’t know what you’re thinking,” she says with a disapproving look. “So I’ll get to the point. Here’s the deal: as you may have discovered, The One Who Is The One is a complete yenta.”
I look at her quizzically. A yenta? Is that good or bad or something in between?
“A yenta is a person who wants to get into everybody else’s business. And, what’s worse, he wants to put an end to all their business and make it all about his business.
“He’s basically a conduit for the worst kind of evil. I’m talking stuff that makes a person want to put out her eyes and ears rather than to see or hear it,” she continues, wincing and replacing the ladle in the barrel.
“And, unfortunately, he’s figured out a way to get himself more power than any other individual in the history-or even the prehistory-of the world.”
“So are you here to tell me he can’t be stopped?” I say. “Typical grown-up stuff? Give it a rest? Get real? Stop fighting for nothing?”
She chuckles to herself. “I’ll let that slide, because you obviously don’t know me.
She picks up her ladle and flings the tip toward one side of the room, then another, and then back toward me, spraying me with disgusting bits of her soup in the process. In a flash a pencil and a piece of paper fly into my hands.
“Didn’t know I was in school again, but… okay,” I say tentatively, wiping the drops of gag-worthy gruel off my face.
“There are two X factors in this entire situation that can give us the edge. Care to guess what they are?”
“Timing and luck?”
“
I nod.
“Now, I’m no fan of that Stockwood Music Festival-too many sweaty young bodies and too much mindless bobbing and weaving for my taste-but I heard last night through the underground newswire that you’re apparently
“No offense, Mrs. H., but you have