October Men

nearly all of Sir Frederick's Permanent Advisers were mad as hatters in at least one quadrant of their behaviour, like the recruits of some intellectual Foreign Legion. Even David Audley, the nearest thing to a human being among them, was decidedly odd—which of course was why this whole thing had blown up.

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David and unlike Fatso Latimer; his knock and entrance were simultaneous, and his demeanour was that of someone accustomed to losing his way and finding himself in the wrong room, if not the wrong building, and no longer disconcerted by it.

'Neville!' Sir Frederick said affably, as though equally accustomed to such behaviour.

Macready's gaze passed over Richardson with a slight frown and cleared as it settled on Sir Frederick.

'Ah, Fred—Mrs.—Thing—said you wanted a word with me about —she didn't seem to know what it was about.'

'Yes, I do. ... You've met Peter Richardson, I believe?'

'Richardson?' Macready repeated the name vaguely to himself, and then swung round suddenly towards its owner.

'You were going to Dublin.' He turned back to Sir Frederick before Richardson could say a word. 'Something gone wrong there?'

'Not as far as I know. This is about something quite different, Neville. North Sea oil.'

'Huh!' Macready snorted derisively.

'Why 'huh'?'

'We've made a dog's breakfast of that all right.'

'Neville—'

'This bloody crew of nitwits—that's half the reason why I got to hell out of the Board. God knows I'm not a socialist, but if dummy2

Norway and Holland can get their taxpayers a fair cut and still attract capital it oughtn't to be beyond the bounds of reason for us to do it too—'

'Neville—'

'Even Spain, even Spain, knows enough to get their exploitation on the right lines. Whereas all we do is piss around trying to make quick profits while the foreigners are making the real money. It isn't even as though our own major companies are going to fork out —they pay damn little over here because of what they have screwed out of them overseas. And I told them—'

'Neville, it isn't a rundown on Government policy I want.'

'Well, it should be. Auctioning blocks indeed! With the access to the geological information we've got now we can pick and choose the best bits just like that. But will we?'

Macready waved a podgy finger. 'Will we hell! We'll sell the hottest national asset since the coal mines in the nineteenth century for a mess of pottage. And the Lord have mercy on our souls!'

Richardson listened fascinated. If half the reason for Macready's flight from the Board—the Board of Trade?— had been the nitwits in Government, the other fifty per cent had been the marvellous intemperance of his opinions. As David had once observed, most of the best Civil Servants were unsuitable for their jobs, but Neville Macready was beyond anything he had yet encountered.

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Yet Sir Frederick was equanimity itself; if anything he seemed pleased with the tirade, as though it reassured him that no one else would be tempted to steal Macready's formidable brains from him.

'Eugenio Narva, Neville,' he said equably.

'What?'

'Tell us about Eugenio Narva.'

Macready rubbed the end of his nose, frowning. Then he abruptly dumped a file he had been carrying tucked under his arm on Sir Frederick's desk.

'There's the Narva file. Mrs.—what's-it—Harlin had it, so I took it. It's all in there. And he's a case in point, too.'

'A case in point?'

'Yes. I don't mind him being part of the Italian economic miracle, but I'm damned if I see why he should also be part of the British one.'

'Indeed?'

'Not that he's the worst of 'em. Narva's an honest man as well as a smart one, which is rare—apart from his Norwegian interests he's got himself well spread in British firms now, so we'll get some of his gravy.'

'What firms?'

'Well, he's got a rig of his own now, but he's also on the board of Singer and Bailey. And he provided the capital for the Enfield Alloys expansion. Last time I read the reports he dummy2

was dickering with the French consortium ETPM, which has a connection with Laing in Britain, and I shouldn't be surprised to see him turn up on Wimpey's one of these days.

He's built a platform yard of his own at Hartlepool, and of course he's got a big chunk of Xenophon now— he bought in low and now it must be worth a packet. But that's in the oil business itself. Most of his money's in equipment and subcontracting. But he'll be in the bidding when the next allocation of licences comes up in March, mark my words.'