up to no good, you can't beat a countrywoman — specially North Countrywomen. And they knew that, of course.'
'They?'
'The local cops. Maybe Butler, too — he's North Country, so he'd have known ... So, after it was all over, they went into the cottages an' put the fear of God into the women there.
The men an' the boys were all at the matches, see — there was the football and the rugby, it being a Saturday afternoon.
So there were only women an' girls home. An' the Police put
'em through it.'
'What did they want to know?'
'What they'd seen.
'Why?' Jenny had decided to be chief questioner.
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something shocking the first time, Lady.' Buller chuckled grimly. 'She an' the old witch between 'em.'
'How?'
'She'd told 'em she hadn't seen anything. Just the police car, anyway . . . An' then a policeman had told her to stay indoors.
An' the wall by the cottage is too high to see right into the ruins from the ground-floor, anyway. So he half- believed her the first time. But even then they also told her not to speak to anyone — meaning the press, of course.'
'But she
'No.
Buller chuckled again. 'Silly bugger!'
Ian recalled his own grandmother vividly to mind. 'She saw everything — from her bedroom window, Reg?'
'Near enough, lad. Near enough!' No chuckle this time.
'When the daughter went back up, after the silver-braid bloke had gone — she started to tell the old witch about him. But she didn't get far, before the old witch started to tell
near enough everything — aye!'
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— ?'
Buller sniffed. 'Too scared, she was.' Another sniff. The first one told her, if she'd not been telling the truth, or had withheld evidence, then she'd be in serious trouble. And her eldest boy was a prison officer, at Northallerton or somewhere then. So she thought he might get the sack, an'
lose his pension. So she stuck to her story, same as before.
An' fortunately the old girl was still in bed. So the whole story stuck, same as before.'
Sod's Law: no matter how clever you were, there was always something waiting to catch you by the heel. Frances Fitzgibbon's book had gathered dust in Mrs Champeney-Smythe's shelf, waiting for its moment. And now an old woman's eye-witness story had found its moment too — even after the death of its eye-witness narrator.
'But she talked to
'Ah, she did that, but 'appen I'm not a silly bugger in a uniform. An' my suit's Marks and Spencer, off the peg.'
'Very true, Mr Buller.' Jenny wasn't about to let Buller's arrogance remain unpunctured. 'But you also slipped her a few of those nice crisp banknotes you always keep, to loosen honest tongues? Which you charge to expenses.'
'The man with the freckled face had a golfing umbrella.'
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Buller cut his losses. 'Red, white an' blue ... or, red,
white — that's what the old woman said . . . An' she'd never seen a golfing umbrella before. But the old witch 'ad a telescope to spy on people, an' a good memory. Because Sir Jack Butler, KBE, MC . . .'e's got ginger hair, an' a red-brick face, an' freckles. An 'e plays golf.'
'Yes?' Buller was making his point. But Jenny was after other game. 'What about Audley?'