But it wasn't all. And it wasn't just the sea — it was the Bay of Naples . . . Old Wimpy's Bay of Naples — no, not Naples, but
— ?'
'What — ?' Mitchell's nerves had been jarred again.
Audley looked around as best he could within the maddening constraint of his safety belt and the ridiculous little car itself.
'The sea's on the wrong side. This isn't the way to Amalfi.'
'
'Where the hell are we?' He fumbled with the window-winder: if the sea was on
'We're in a traffic jam, is where we are — what d'you mean,
'the wrong side' — ?
Audley could see the jam of cars. But it was about all he could see: with one pantechnicon behind them and another trying to push them off the road, wherever Vesuvius might be, it could be anywhere. But they were undoubtedly in a traffic jam: they were on the approach to some sort of Italian clover-dummy1
leaf junction, and that seemed to be a
'Get your head back in please, David.' Mitchell ignored the noise behind him and recovered some of his cool. '
The very coolness turned Audley back towards Mitchell, because of its underlying panic: it caught exactly the final desperation of that Royal Sussex corporal on the grenade-throwing primary training exercise long ago, when Trooper Arkwright in front had held on to his live grenade between them, instead of throwing it out of the drill- trench —
'Throw it.' (Matter-of-fact, the corporal. Almost conversational.) '
IT — !' (Memory blanked out at that point, as the Royal Sussex corporal and Trooper Audley had hit the dirt in the bottom of the trench, in an attempt to reach Australia before the grenade exploded) —
He found himself smiling as he turned. Time had quite washed away the sick horror of that moment, leaving in memory only the comedy of their undignified survival after Arkwright's belated throw, and then the wondrous flow of dummy1
the corporal's invective, unleashed after a matching moment of speechlessness. But then he stopped smiling as he saw the half-drawn pistol in Mitchell's hand.
'Put the window up, David.' Mitchell wasn't looking at him.
Just ahead of them, weaving between the gaps in the cars in the other lane, were a couple of Neapolitan urchins carrying trays of cigarettes and assorted junk.
'For God's sake, Paul! They're only —'
'
Audley wound the window up.
'Only kids.' Mitchell slid the pistol back under his armpit before completing his sentence.
The car moved again, leaving the children behind.
'Only kids.' Mitchell nodded. 'But that's the way it's done.
Beirut ... the West Bank . . . Belfast one day, I shouldn't wonder. All you need is a traffic jam in the usual place. Or, if not, they can easily cause one . . . And then a bit of carelessness, like an open window. And then, just pop a grenade in, and run.'
'A — ' The coincidence with his own recent thought chilled Audley into silence. As of now, that would never be a jolly dummy1
anecdote again. But meanwhile he had to reassure himself.
'Aren't you being a bit over-cautious?'
'Probably.' Mitchell breathed out heavily as they shook themselves free of the traffic jam, turning under the autostrada on to what looked like a minor road. 'Maybe I'm a bit twitchy.'
In fact, seconding Mitchell to Henry Jaggard's Dublin operation was like chartering Concorde to fly relief food to Ethiopia: when he finally over-shot some inadequate runway
— when his already-threadbare academic cover finally split under the pressure — all bloody-Jaggard's sincere