and if that proved impossible, swat.
But he didn’t say this. Because really, what would be the point? Instead he staggered to his feet, dimly aware that an audience was gathering. “What the devil are you talking about?”
“Miss Vickers,” Newbury hissed.
“Who?” Seb asked distractedly. He should probably pay more attention to whatever his uncle was blathering on about, but damn, his eyereally hurt. The bloody bruise would probably show for a week. Who knew the old bag had it in him?
“Her name ain’t Vickers,” someone said.
Sebastian removed his hand from his eye, blinking carefully. Bloody hell. His vision was still blurry. What his uncle lacked in muscle he made up for in heft, and he’d apparently put all of it behind his punch.
Several gentlemen were standing near, presumably hoping that a fight would break out, which of course it would not. Sebastian would never hit his uncle, no matter how roundly he deserved it. If he hit Newbury, it would surely prove too lovely a sensation to resist, and then Seb would have to beat him to a pulp. Which would be very bad form.
Besides, he did not lose his temper. Ever. Everyone knew that, and if they didn’t, they should.
“Who, pray tell, is Miss Vickers?” Sebastian asked, molding his body into an insolent slouch.
“She’s not a Vickers,” someone said. “Her mother was a Vickers. Her father was someone else.”
“Winslow,” the earl bit off. “Her name is Winslow.”
Seb felt his fingers begin to tingle. His right hand might have formed a fist. “What about Miss Winslow?”
“Do you pretend not to know?”
Seb shrugged, though the casual motion took all of his concentration. “I pretend nothing.”
His uncle’s eyes glittered nastily. “She will soon be your aunt, dear nephew.”
The breath whooshed from Sebastian’s body, and he thanked whatever god or architect had made sure there was a wall nearby for him to lean a shoulder against.
Annabel Winslow was Lord Vickers’s granddaughter. She was that lush, voluptuous creature Newbury was panting after, the one so fertile she sent birds into fits of song.
It all made sense now. He’d been wondering how a country miss should become such close friends with a duke’s daughter. She and Lady Louisa were first cousins. Of course they would be friends.
He thought back to his conversation withhis cousin, the bit about the fertile hips and singing birds. Miss Winslow’s figure was every bit as spectacular as Edward had described. When Sebastian thought about the way Edward’s eyes had glazed over when he’d described her breasts…
Seb tasted acid. He might have to hit Edward. His uncle was off-limits due to age, but Edward was fair game.
Miss Annabel Winslow was indeed a ripe piece of fruit. And his uncle was planning to marry her.
“You will stay away from her,” his uncle said in a low voice.
Sebastian did not speak. He had no ready quip or retort, so he said nothing. It was better that way.
“Although God knows if I still want her, given her dubious lapse in judgment.”
Sebastian focused on his breathing, which was quickening dangerously.
“You may have looks and youth,” Newbury continued, “but I have the title. And I will be damned
before you get your grasping hands on it.”
Seb shrugged. “I don’t want it.”
“Of course you do,” Newbury scoffed.
“I don’t,” Sebastian said carelessly. He was beginning to feel more himself. Amazing what a touch of insolence and attitude could do to restore a man. “I wish you would just hurry up and spawn yourself a new heir. The whole thing is bloody inconvenient.”
Newbury’s face grew even more florid, not that Sebastian would have thought it possible. “Inconvenient? You dare to call the earldom of Newbury inconvenient?”
Seb started to shrug again, then thought it would be better if he inspected his fingernails. After a moment, he looked back up. “I do. Andyou are a nuisance.”
It was perhaps a bit over the line. Very well, it was a good mile over the line, and evidently Newbury agreed, because he blustered incoherently, sending spittle and God knows what else through the air, then finally hurled the contents of his glass into Sebastian’s face. There wasn’t much in it; presumably it had sloshed half out when he’d punched Seb earlier. But it was enough to sting a man’s eyes, and enough to drip from his nose. And as Sebastian stood there, looking like a snot-nosed child in need of a handkerchief, he felt a rage build up inside of him. A rage like nothing he had ever experienced. Even in war, he’d been denied this bloodlust. He was a sniper, trained to be cool and calm, to pick off the enemy from afar.
He acted, but he didn’t engage.
His heart pounded in his chest, his blood rushed in his ears, and yet he still heard the collective gasp, still saw the men gathered around, waiting for him to retaliate.
And he did. But not with his fists. That would never do.
“Out of respect for your age and fragility,” he said icily, “I will not strike you.” He took a step away and then, quite unable to keep all of his fury in check, he turned back around and added, more in his usual offhanded tone, “Besides, I know you are desirous of a son. If I knocked you to the floor, and truthfully, we all know that I would…” Sebastian sighed, as if lamenting a sad, sad tale. “Well, I’m not sure your virility would survive the blow.”
There was a deathly silence, followed by Newbury’s ramblings and rantings, but Sebastian heard none of it. He simply turned on his heel and left.
It was easier that way.
By the following morning it was all over town. The first of the vultures arrived at Vickers House at the unseemly hour of ten. Annabel was up and about; she frequently was, having found it difficult to shed her country hours. She was so surprised to hear that two countesses were calling for her that she didn’t even think to suggest to the butler that she might not be receiving.
“Miss Winslow,” came the officious voice of Lady Westfield.
Annabel immediately rose and curtsied, then repeated the gesture toward Lady Challis.
“Wherever is your grandmother?” Lady Westfield asked. She strode into the drawing room with singular purpose. Her mouth was flattened into an unpleasant line, and her entire bearing seemed to suggest that she smelled something foul.
“She is still abed,” Annabel answered, remembering that the Ladies Westfield and Vickers were good friends. Or perhaps just friends. Or maybe not that, but they spoke frequently.
Which counted for something, Annabel supposed.
“Then one can only imagine she does not know,” Lady Challis said.
Annabel turned to Lady Challis, who was a good twenty-five years younger than her companion and yet still managed to boast a pinched and prickly mien.
“Does not know what, my lady?”
“Don’t play coy, gel.”
“I’m not.” Annabel looked from face to sanctimonious face. What were they
