no, maybe, followed by a ‘fuck off’. He had then intended to try a little wheedling, upon which he would have headed disconsolately back and left the whole thing up to Skip. Let the motherfucker harvest his own pussy.
Instead, the woman gathered up her drink from the bar and accompanied the hang-around voluntarily across the floor.
The barman met them halfway. He raised his eyebrows dramatically when he caught Aldinach’s eye, and then shook his head, as though abrogating all further responsibility for his former client. He didn’t say anything, because he didn’t have a death wish.
Skip got up and offered Aldinach a chair. His manner was studiously polite. Rather like a man who intends to lull a companion into a false sense of security, before snatching the chair away just as they sit down.
He could scarcely believe his luck. What was the slit thinking of? Did she like rough trade, maybe? Was she out for a Friday night she would never forget? And what did he care?
‘You want a shot of mescal?’
‘No. I’d like another margarita.’
‘Coming up.’ Skip yelled across at the barman, who waved a hand in weary acknowledgement.
Aldinach looked around at the table of Angels. ‘You’re all dressed alike. Are you members of some club, perhaps?’
Skip grinned. ‘You could call it that. The “share and share alike” club.’
‘Oh, really? I have never heard of that.’
‘My name’s Skip. What your name, sweetheart?’
‘You can call me Desiree.’
‘You French or something?’
‘I’m from Louisiana. Lake Charles.’
‘Should have guessed.’ Skip hesitated. ‘By the way you dress.’
‘Do you like the way I dress?’
‘Jesus Christ. Do you get this dame?’ Skip glanced around at his hangers-on. He was beginning to look ever so slightly nonplussed.
‘You haven’t answered my question.’
‘Sure. I like the way you dress. I like it fine.’
Aldinach stood up. ‘I must go to the powder room. You’ll wait for me, won’t you? You won’t go away?’
Skip nearly let his chair tilt all the way over. He could hardly feel his tinnitus any more. There was no way on earth he was going to pass up on this broad. ‘You go right ahead, honey. We’ll all be here when you get back.’
Aldinach weaved her way amongst the tables. As she passed close to her brothers and sisters she smiled, and raised one questioning eyebrow. Oni glanced quickly across to the Angels’ table and shrugged.
‘Those freaks bothering you, sister?’ Skip was standing up now. He could feel a sudden knot in the pit of his stomach.
‘Yes.’ Aldinach turned around. ‘They have said a disgusting thing to me. And that you Angels are pussies.’
Oni sighed. He looked across at his brothers and sisters. ‘Abi will be angry with us if we do this.’
Berith shrugged. ‘Who cares?’
Oni glanced across at Rudra, Alastor, and Asson. ‘You three on?’
Nawal nudged him. ‘What about us girls?’
Oni smiled. ‘You can mop up after us.’ He stood up and turned towards the Angels.
‘Hey boys,’ Skip said. ‘The fucking circus just came to town.’
30
It was an uneven fight. The hang-arounds didn’t really have their hearts in it. The main problem was that no one had tanked up yet on beer and mescal and crank. The Skunks weren’t honed. They had no edge to them.
The fat guy, and the thin guy, and the harelip guy, and the guy that limped, all moved one way, and the albino giant just came straight at them through the tables. Drinkers scattered in every direction. The female freaks circled around the outside of the fight like barracuda, watching for an opening.
Each of the freaks drew fighting batons from their sleeves. Seeing this, a few of the hang-arounds began to lose heart.
The albino reached them first. Christ, but he was fucking enormous.
Two of the hang-arounds drew knives, to sort of puncture his morale, but he just swept over them with his fighting baton, cracking the head of one, and smashing in the other man’s teeth.
By this time the four other male freaks had hit the ground running. Batons were swirling and swishing through the air. Bones were cracking – hang-arounds were screaming.
Skip ducked under a table, hoping to get a chance to cut someone’s hamstring, but two of the female freaks caught sight of what he was doing and piled chairs and tables on top of him, until he was completely covered by a fretwork of steel tubing.
Aldinach stood by the bar, one eye on the barman, the other on the fight.
‘You with these people?’ the barman said.
‘Never met them before in my life.’ Aldinach glanced towards the main door. Customers were exiting through it in droves. ‘Do you think anyone will call the police?’
The barman shrugged. ‘Your guess is as good as mine. But I figure not. Sort of clients we get don’t find cops copacetic.’
‘Are you going to call the police?’
‘What for? How often do I get to see the Skunks getting their hides furrowed?’
Things were quieting down now. Most of the hang-arounds had either fled or were stretched out on the floor or across the bar furniture.
Aldinach minced across the floor towards the mayhem. The eight Corpus members turned towards her as one.
‘Skip,’ she said, in a high, girlie little voice. ‘You under there?’
Oni cleared the tables and chairs that were piled up above Skip Dearborn’s huddled form. He had adopted the foetal position, same as you do when you are attacked by wild dogs.
Skip emerged from beneath the wreckage and stood up. He was holding his switchblade and the can of pepper spray out in front of him as if they were some sort of lucky charm – a string of garlic designed to ward off vampires. He looked around at what remained of his merry band of men. ‘Shit.’
‘You going to use that?’ Aldinach approached closer.
‘This was some kind of set-up, wasn’t it? You’re all in this together? You knew this was going to happen before we even came in. You people suckered us. You ain’t no fucking Desiree.’ Skip raised the pepper spray.
Aldinach snatched a fighting baton from Nawal’s hand. Before Skip was able to respond, she brought the baton down across his knife hand, smashing the bone. Then, as he bent down to grab his wrist, she smashed him across the back of the neck, snatched the can of pepper spray, and blasted him full in the face.
Skip pole-axed to the ground like a discarded shirt.
‘Heck of a date,’ said Aldinach, as she and her siblings started out of the building.
31
Calque, who was driving, and not relishing his silent passengers, turned up the volume on the radio. ‘Listen to this.’
An announcer was describing the previous night’s mayhem at Alabama Mama’s.
Sabir, who was trying to get some sleep after yet another disturbed night, groaned. Lamia, who had somehow managed to curl up and fall asleep on the back seat, didn’t respond.
