'Gibson Whitmore,' George continued.
'Awright. Awright. I admit that was a mistake. He couldna poured water out a boot if the instructions was on the heel. But Sally's good people. Y'all're gonna love her, I guarantee.'
'And if you believe that,' Emilio said informatively, 'D.W. has a very nice piece of the True Cross you might like to invest in.'
It was three hours after they sat down to eat when Yarbrough pushed himself reluctantly away from the table, declared that he was stuffed insensible, and then told three more stories that left everyone else at the table worn out and breathless, stomachs and cheeks aching. And it was yet another hour before the four of them got up and started moving glasses and dishes into the kitchen. But there, finally, in the hard bright light of that room, the real reason for D. W. Yarbrough's visit came out.
'Well, folks, where I come from the only thing in the middle of the road is yellow stripes and dead armadillos,' D.W. announced, hooking his hands over the top of the door frame and stretching like a gorilla. 'So I'll tell y'all right now, I plan to recommend to the Father General, bless his narrow ole Portugee ass, that Emilio go ahead on this asteroid bidness and that the two of you go along, if you're willin'. I talked to the Quinn boy this mornin' and he's okay, too.'
George stopped putting plates into the dishwasher. 'Just like that? No tests, no interviews? Are you serious?'
'Serious as snakebite, sir. Y'all been researched, I guarantee. Public records, and so forth.' There had, in fact, been hundreds of man-hours expended in studying their qualifications, and a rancorous in-house debate over including non-Jesuits in the party. There was ample historical precedent for a mixed crew and solid logic in selecting people with a broad range of experience, but with that established, Father General da Silva had, in the end, simply decided the issue in favor of what appeared to him to be God's will.
'And tonight was the interview,' Anne said shrewdly.
'Yes, ma'am. You could say that.' The accent and color abated somewhat as D.W. continued, 'Emilio had it straight from the start. The skills are mostly all there. The relationships are already in place. We could dick around some, pickin' nits and lookin' at ever' kind of possibility, but I think she'll fly. Assumin' y'all can stand lookin' at me for months on end.'
Anne pirouetted abruptly, finding that the glassware in the sink suddenly required her undivided attention. She tried not to let her shoulders shake.
'You're coming?' George asked, with admirable restraint.
'Yessir. That's part of what makes the Father General so sure this bidness is ordained, so to speak. See, somebody's got to get the crew up and down, couple-three times. You recall, there's still the open problem of landin' on the planet. If we find it.'
'We could ask Scotty to beam us down,' Anne suggested brightly, finally able to face her guest as Emilio, carrying a load of plates into the kitchen, ducked under D.W.'s arm.
'I thought it pretty much has to be a standard Earth-to-dock space-plane,' George said. 'Of course, just because the Singers've got radio, there's no reason to assume they've got airports—'
'So, the task becomes findin' some kind of flat land or desert to land on because they ain't no guarantee of a runway. And then the undercarriage might collapse from landin' on soft ground and the crew would be stranded.' D.W. paused. 'So we might do well to use a vertical lander, wouldn't you say?'
'D.W. was in the Marines,' Emilio remarked, picking up a dish-towel to dry the stemware Anne was washing. The old trick of keeping a straight face was failing him these days. More and more, his face matched his eyes. 'I don't think I ever mentioned that.'
Anne looked sideways at D.W. 'I have this terrible feeling that you aren't going to tell us that you were a chaplain.'
'No, ma'am, I wasn't. This was back in the late eighties, early nineties you unnerstan', 'fore I signed up as a lifer in Loyola's outfit. I flew Harriers. 'Magine that.'
Anne, who didn't quite see the point of this information, nevertheless tried imagining that and wondered how D.W. managed depth perception with a cast eye. Then she remembered LeRoy Johnson, a major-league ballplayer with a similar cast in one eye who consistently batted over.290, and she guessed their brains compensated for the problem somehow.
'It couldn't be a stock plane,' George said. 'You'd have to special-order one with a biphasic skin like the spaceplanes use, so it could take the reentry heat.'
'Yeah, folks're workin' on that.' D.W. grinned. 'Anyhow, turns out, landin' a jump jet's real similar in some ways to flyin' an asteroid docker, 'cause they ain't no runways on space rocks neither. So I expect an ole Harrier pilot may be the very thing for the job at hand.'
This time even Anne realized the implications.
'Kinda spooky, ain't it. Hell of a lot of coincidences. Like we say back home, when you find a turtle settin' on top of a fencepost, you can be pretty damn sure he didn't get there on his own.' D.W. watched Anne and George look at each other and then continued. 'Tomas da Silva, the General his own self, he thinks maybe God's been goin' around puttin' turtles on fenceposts. I don't know about that but I hafta admit, this's kept me up some long nights, thinkin'.' D.W. stretched again and smiled crookedly at them. 'I'm still in the Reserves and I've kept up my flight hours. I'll be spendin' the next little bit of time qualifyin' on a docker. Oughta be real interestin'. Which way is it to this guest room you've been so kind as to offer me, Dr. Edwards?'
'Well, fuck me dead!' cried Ian Sekizawa, vice president of the Asteroid Mining Division of Ohbayashi Corporation, headquartered in Sydney. 'It's Sofie! What a treat to see you again, girl! What's it been? Three years?'
'Four,' Sofia said, withdrawing a bit from her screen, not feeling safe from Ian's bear hug even across the electronic distance between them. 'It's good to see you, too. Are you still happy with the system? It still suits your requirements?'
'Fits like a finger in a baby's bum,' Ian said, grinning when her eyes widened. His grandparents were from Okinawa but he and his language were pure Australian. 'Our blokes could be pissed as a newt and still bring back the goods. Profits are up almost twelve points since you did that work for us.'
'I'm pleased to hear it,' she said, genuinely gratified. 'I have a favor to ask of you, Ian.'
'Anything, my beauty.'
'This is confidential, Ian. I have an encrypted business proposition for you to consider.'
'Jaubert doing a dirty?' he asked, eyes narrowed in speculation.
'No, I'm independent now,' she told him, smiling.
'Fair dinkum? Sofie! That's beaut! Is this your own little project or are you fronting?'
'I represent clients who wish to remain anonymous. And Ian,' she said, 'if you are interested, I am hoping you can take this step on your own authority.'
'Send the proposal and I'll do me dash,' he told her forthrightly. 'If it's buggered, I'll trash the code and no one's the wiser, right, love?'
'Thank you, Ian. I appreciate your help,' Sofia said. She ended the video conference and sent the code.
Looking her proposition over, Ian Sekizawa lapsed into thoughtfulness. She wanted a good-sized rock, junk, ice-bearing, with a lot of silicates, more or less cylindrical around the long axis; crew quarters for eight, engines and mining robots included, used if possible, installed if necessary. He tried to reckon who would want such a thing and for what. A drug factory? But then why ask for the mining equipment? Sure, ice, but why so much silicate? He turned it around in his mind for a while but came up with nothing that struck him as practical.
From his own point of view, it was sweet. Before Sofia's AI wizardry, Aussie wildcatters had gone from rock to rock, hoping to make the one big strike that could pay off the equipment mortgages they owed to Ohbayashi and set them up for life. Ninety-nine out of a hundred wildcatters went broke or crazy or both and abandoned their last asteroid with the equipment in situ. Rights reverted to Ohbayashi, which recovered the hardware whenever it was profitable to do so. He had a dozen or more rocks that could do for Sofia's client.
'Oh shit, oh fuck, oh dear, cried the fairy princess as she waved her wooden leg in the air,' he recited blandly, alone in his office.
Sofia was offering a fair price. He could bury the transaction in 'Obsolete equipment sales,' maybe. The rocks
