'Oh!' said Mrs. Snell.
'He was only three. It was just last year,' Boo Boo said, taking out a pack of cigarettes and a folder of matches from a side pocket in her jeans. She lit a cigarette, while the two women spiritedly watched her.
'Big excitement. We had the whole police force out looking for him.'
'They find him?' said Mrs. Snell.
'Sure they found him!' said Sandra with contempt. 'Wuddaya think?'
'They found him at a quarter past eleven of night, in the middle of--
my God, February, I think. Not a child in the park. Just muggers, I guess, and an assortment of roaming degenerates. He was sitting on the floor of the bandstand, rolling a marble back and forth along a crack.
Half-frozen to death and looking--'
'Holy Mackerel!' said Mrs. Snell. 'How come he did it? I mean what was he runnin' away about?'
Boo Boo blew a single, faulty smoke-ring at a pane of glass. 'Some child in the park that afternoon had come up to him with the dreamy misinformation, `You stink, kid.' At least, that's why we think he did it. I don't know, Mrs. Snell. It's all slightly over my head.'
'How long's he been doin' it?' asked Mrs. Snell. 'I mean how long's he been doin' it?'
'Well, at the age of two-and-a-half,' Boo Boo said biographically,
'he sought refuge under a sink in the basement of our apartment house.
Down in the laundry. Naomi somebody--a close friend of his--told him she had a worm in her thermos bottle. At least, that's all we could get out of him.' Boo Boo sighed, and came away from the window with a long ash on her cigarette. She started for the screen door. 'I'll have another go at it,' she said, by way of goodby to both women.
They laughed.
'Mildred,' Sandra, still laughing, addressed Mrs. Snell, 'you're gonna miss your bus if ya don't get a move on.'
Boo Boo closed the screen door behind her.
She stood on the slight downgrade of her front lawn, with the low, glaring, late afternoon sun at her back. About two hundred yards ahead of her, her son Lionel was sitting in the stem seat of his father's dinghy. Tied, and stripped of its main and jib sails, the dinghy floated at a perfect right angle away from the far end of the pier. Fifty feet or so beyond it, a lost or abandoned water ski floated bottom up, but there were no pleasure boats to be seen on the lake; just a stern-end view of the county launch on its way over to Leech's Landing. Boo Boo found it queerly difficult to keep Lionel in steady focus. The sun, though not especially hot, was nonetheless so brilliant that it made any fairly distant image--a boy, a boat--seem almost as wavering and refractional as a stick in water. After a couple of minutes, Boo Boo let the image go. She peeled down her cigarette Army style, and then started toward the pier.
It was October, and the pier boards no longer could hit her in the face with reflected heat. She walked along whistling 'Kentucky Babe'
through her teeth. When she reached the end of the pier, she squatted, her knees audible, at the right edge, and looked down at Lionel. He was less than an oar's length away from her. He didn't look up.
'Ahoy,' Boo Boo said. 'Friend. Pirate. Dirty dog. I'm back.'
Still not looking up, Lionel abruptly seemed called upon to demonstrate his sailing ability. He swung the dead tiller all the way to the right, then immediately yanked it back in to his side. He kept his eyes exclusively on the deck of the boat.
'It is I,' Boo Boo said. 'Vice-Admiral Tannenbaum. Nee Glass. Come to inspect the stermaphors.'
There was a response.
'You aren't an admiral. You're a lady,' Lionel said. His sentences usually had at least one break of faulty breath control, so that, often, his emphasized words, instead of rising, sank. Boo Boo not only listened to his voice, she seemed to watch it.
'Who told you that? Who told you I wasn't an admiral?'
Lionel answered, but inaudibly.
'Who?' said Boo Boo.
'Daddy.'
Still in a squatting position, Boo Boo put her left hand through the V of her legs, touching the pier boards in order to keep her balance.
'Your daddy's a nice fella,' she said, 'but he's probably the biggest landlubber I know. It's perfectly true that when I'm in port I'm a lady--that's true. But my true calling is first, last, and always the bounding--'
'You aren't an admiral,' Lionel said.
'I beg your pardon?'
'You aren't an admiral. You're a lady all the time.'
There was a short silence. Lionel filled it by changing the course of his craft again--his hold on the tiller was a two-armed one. He was wearing khaki-colored shorts and a clean, white T-shirt with a dye picture, across the chest, of Jerome the Ostrich playing the violin. He was quite tanned, and his hair, which was almost exactly like his mother's in color and quality, was a little sun-bleached on top.
'Many people think I'm not an admiral,' Boo Boo said, watching him.
'Just because I don't shoot my mouth off about it.' Keeping her balance, she took a cigarette and matches out
