'How're her eyes now?' Mary Jane asked. 'I mean they're not any worse or anything, are they?'
'God! Not that I know of.'
'Can she see at all without her glasses? I mean if she gets up in the night to go to the john or something.
'She won't tell anybody. She's lousy with secrets.'
Mary Jane turned around in her chair. 'Well, hello, Ramona!' she said. 'Oh, what a pretty dress!' She set down her drink. 'I'll bet you don't even remember me, Ramona.'
'Certainly she does. Who's the lady, Ramona?'
'Mary Jane,' said Ramona, and scratched herself.
'Marvellous!' said Mary Jane. 'Ramona, will you give me a little kiss?'
'Stop that,' Eloise said to Ramona.
Ramona stopped scratching herself.
'Will you give me a little kiss, Ramona?' Mary Jane asked again.
'I don't like to kiss people.'
Eloise snorted, and asked, 'Where's Jimmy?'
'He's here.'
'Who's Jimmy?' Mary Jane asked Eloise.
'Oh, God! Her beau. Goes where she goes. Does what she does. All very hoopla.'
'Really?' said Mary Jane enthusiastically. She leaned forward. 'Do you have a beau, Ramona?'
Ramona's eyes, behind thick, counter-myopia lenses, did not reflect even the smallest part of Mary Jane's enthusiasm.
'Mary Jane asked you a question, Ramona,' Eloise said.
Ramona inserted a finger into her small, broad nose.
'Stop that,' Eloise said. 'Mary Jane asked you if you have a beau.'
'Yes,' said Ramona, busy with her nose.
'Ramona,' Eloise said. 'Cut that out. But immediately.'
Ramona put her hand down.
'Well, I think that's just wonderful,' Mary Jane said. 'What's his name? Will you tell me his name, Ramona? Or is it a big secret?'
'Jimmy,' Ramona said.
'Jimmy? Oh, I love the name Jimmy! Jimmy what, Ramona?'
'Jimmy Jimmereeno,' said Ramona.
'Stand still,' said Eloise.
'Well! That's quite a name. Where is Jimmy? Will you tell me, Ramona?'
'Here,' said Ramona.
Mary Jane looked around, then looked back at Ramona, smiling as provocatively as possible. 'Here where, honey?'
'Here,' said Ramona. 'I'm holding his hand.'
'I don't get it,' Mary Jane said to Eloise, who was finishing her drink.
'Don't look at me,' said Eloise.
Mary Jane looked back at Ramona. 'Oh, I see. Jimmy's just a make-believe little boy. Marvellous.' Mary Jane leaned forward cordially.
'How do you do, Jimmy?' she said.
'He won't talk to you,' said Eloise. 'Ramona, tell Mary Jane about Jimmy.'
'Tell her what?'
'Stand up, please. . . . Tell Mary Jane how Jimmy looks.'
'He has green eyes and black hair.'
'What else?'
'No mommy and no daddy.'
'What else?'
'No freckles.'
'What else?'
'A sword.'
'What else?'