thought then that it was only because Parker had rejected her. Could it be that she actually found him attractive? He was shorter than she, and unfortunately overweight, and possibly twenty years her senior.
But it couldn’t be the money; she was already rich.
Surprised, not quite sure what to make of her, he said, “You must forgive me. I have been, as I say, travelling. I am somewhat weary. And also, I must confess, my mind has been occupied with my own predicament. This evening, I trust you will find me more gallant.”
“This evening,” she replied, “you can tell me all about how you got the upper hand with Chuck. That I’ve got to hear.”
“I will tell all. Until this evening, then.”
He bowed his way out and took the elevator back down to the lobby. He didn’t approach the same clerk, but another one, giving the name Bett Harrow had invented for him. John Auguste. It would do as well as any. The clerk handed him the key, and a bellboy went to reclaim his luggage.
He had intended to bathe first, but once the bellboy had left the room he found his curiosity could wait no longer. How much exactly didhe have in the suitcase?
When he opened it on the bed, loose bills spilled out on all sides. Hundreds, fifties, some twenties. With a flutter in his chest, as though he were standing too close to the edge of a cliff and looking over, he sat down on the bed and began to count. His weight depressed the mattress, tilting the suitcase, and another little shower of bills fluttered to the bedspread.
He made a little game out of it. First, he separated the bills into three piles, by denomination. Then, beginning with the hundreds, he sorted them into stacks, twenty-five bills in each.
Seven hundred fifty-three hundreds.
Four hundred twenty-two fifties.
And one hundred seventy-four twenties.
Ninety-nine hundred, eight hundred eighty dollars. $99,880.00. Nine nine comma eight zero decimal zero zero. In the currency of his native land, three million, one hundred ninety-six thousand, one hundred sixty koter.
Oh, and more. In his wallet was eight hundred and fifty-three dollars. In his coat pocket, five hundred more. He had spent, coming down, he estimated approximately a hundred dollars.
Grand total: One hundred and one thousand, three hundred and thirty-three dollars!
He sang gaily in the shower. In English.
5
HE WAS awakened the next afternoon on the beach by a funereal man in black who asked if he was Mr John Auguste.
He opened his eyes, but immediately closed them again, against the glare of the sun. He had seen only the funereal man in black, in silhouette, bending over him, blotting out part of the sky.
Mr John Auguste? Some mistake. I am Auguste Menlo. The similarity of
No!
He sat bolt upright, not sure for a second whether he’d actually said the words aloud or merely thought them. But the funereal man in black was still standing there, bowed, patient, waiting for an answer. With all the riot of colours on the beach, he looked like someone’s odd idea of a joke.
Menlo said, “Yes, I am John Auguste.”
“You are wanted on the house phone, sir. By the blue entrance, phone number three.”
“Thank you.”
The funereal man in black went away. He was wearing highly shined black oxfords, which sank into the sand at every step. He walked slowly and cautiously because of this, and looked like the Angel of Death. Menlo got up from the pneumatic mattress and followed him.
It was Monday afternoon, a little before three, and the hotel beach was jammed. All of yesterday’s checkins were already there, plus all the lay-overs from the week before. Menlo had to cut a meandering path through them to get to the phone.
He was wearing maroon boxer-style bathing trunks. He looked ridiculous, and knew it, but he also realized he looked no more ridiculous than half the other men on the beach. His flesh had reddened from exposure to the sun, and it was just as well he’d been awakened. A little longer, and he would have had a painful burn. Tomorrow he would have to get some of that suntan lotion he smelled everywhere on the beach.
Already he was beginning to feel at home. Sunshine and warmth. A pneumatic mattress to lie on, and occasional beautiful girls in skimpy white bathing suits to ogle. Plus, of course, the one beautiful girl to go to bed with. After last night with Bett Harrow, this day of sleep and warmth and contentment was more than a luxury; it was a necessity. There was a twenty-year difference between them, and by approximately one o’clock that morning it had begun to show.
He smiled to himself, plodding through the sand towards the hotel. What a way to exercise the weight away, eh? Sweat it away by day beneath the hot sun, sweat it away by night beneath the cool sheets.
To the left of the blue entrance were the telephones, a row of five mounted on the wall, with soundproof barriers between them, sticking out like blinkers on a horse. Menlo went to number three and picked up the receiver. “Auguste here.”
“This is Ralph Harrow.”
“Ah! Mr Harrow!”
“I’m told you have something to show me. If it’s convenient, you could bring it up now. Top floor, suite D.”
