admiral took me into their confidence, since they have a file on me and know
I can be trusted. The organization of the Secret Mendicant Society was once quite remarkable, though it seems near its end. Their membership is small and, as far as I can tell, consists largely of septuagenarians or older. The times have changed so much that beggary is dying out; modern spies have much more efficient means of political espionage… for that is the current goal of the Secret Mendicant Society.'
'But what about the murders!' I exclaimed. 'Surely not even the Foreign Office would – '
'Not only would they, they did. Politics is becoming less and less a gentleman's game, my dear Watson. For the security of our great country, nothing is above the law for them – laws that must govern the common man, such as you or I – or even poor Pendleton-Smythe.'
'So there is nothing you can do to help the colonel,' I said bitterly.
'The admiral and I rapidly reached an arrangement,' Holmes said, 'when I explained what I had done with you and Lestrade. With Scotland Yard about to close in on the headquarters of the Amateur Mendicant Society, there was nothing he could do but agree with me that the Amateurs must be exposed. The publicity surrounding them will camouflage the activities of the real Secret Mendicant Society and allow Pendleton-Smythe the luxury of living out the rest of his days in peace. He, for one, never for an instant suspected the Secret Mendicant Society actually existed. That is his salvation.'
'But what of the new Amateur Mendicant Society? Surely they did not agree to surrender so blithely!'
'Indeed, they offered no objection, since with the exception of our client, they are all dead.' Holmes paused a second. 'After I left Harley Street, I proceeded at once to the warehouse.There I found the proper building, knocked twice sharply, and pushed my way inside when the door opened a crack by a man dressed as a beggar.
' 'Here now – ' he began. He pulled out a knife and pointed it at me. In earlier days he might have hurt or even killed me, but his reflexes had dulled with age. I caught his wrist, bent it back until he gave a moan of pain, and the knife fell to the floor with a clatter.
' 'We have no time for that,' I told him. 'The police have been summoned. You have ten minutes to gather your organization's papers and vacate the building, or you will be captured and implicated in murder.'
' 'Who are you?' he demanded, rubbing his arm.
' 'A friend. Now hurry!'
'He hesitated, looking to the two other men in the room: both were elderly, and both were dressed as gentlemen. They had been going over papers spread out on a table halfway across the room.
' 'This must be Mr Sherlock Holmes,' one of them said.
' 'True,' I said. 'You now have nine minutes.'
'Without another word, he began to gather up papers and stuff them into a case. His assistant did likewise.
' 'Where are Attenborough's files?' I demanded.
' 'In the back room,' he said. 'They were useless to us. Most deal with murder and blackmail.'
' 'Do you object to the police obtaining them?'
' `No. You may do with them as you see fit.
' 'Thank you for the warning. It might have been embarrassing to be found here.'
'When they had gone, I checked the back room and found Attenborough's files. They seemed a complete record of his blackmail schemes. I also found Attenborough's body, tucked away behind a filing cabinet. He had clearly been dead for some months.
' 'I arranged the body to look as though an accident had occurred – a bookcase had fallen on him – then came out just as you and Lestrade arrived. To the untrained eyes of Lestrade and his men, it will look as though Attenborough suffered an unfortunate accident.' '
' 'What of Attenborough's files?' I asked. 'Surely they will ruin what remains of Colonel Pendleton-Smythe's reputation.'
' 'That will be handled by the foreign office. Lestrade will uncover the records of the Amateur Mendicant Society, which reveal their wrongdoings in excruciating detail. Their specialty was blackmail and extortion, as we had surmised. The records will be doctored to include, I dare say, the full catalog of murders by Dr Attenborough, as he desperately tried to maintain control of a crumbling criminal empire. The newspapers will, I am certain, find much scandalous material in it – and the colonel will have little choice but to deny his participation and suppress
that part of his memoirs, should he still choose to write them. All the Foreign Service wants, at this point, is to maintain the Secret Mendicant Society's anonymity while contributing whatever small gains it can to the war effort.'
'It would seem, then,' I said, 'that everything has sorted itself out remarkably well. You're fortunate they didn't try to kill you,' I commented.
'I believe the admiral considered it. However, I do make my own small contributions to the Foreign Office, as you well know. You might say we have friends in common.'
'Your brother for one,' I said.
'Just so,' he said.
'Then we have reached a successful resolution to the case after a fashion.'
'After a fashion,' Holmes agreed with a half smile. 'After a fashion.'
The Adventure of the Silver Buckle – Denis 0. Smith
It was in the late summer of '87 that the health of my friend, Mr Sherlock Holmes, gave further cause for concern. The unremitting hard work to which he invariably subjected himself allowed little time for recuperation from the everyday infirmities which are the lot of mankind, and from which even Holmes's iron constitution was not immune. So long as he remained fit, all was well, but earlier in the year he had reached a point of complete exhaustion from which he had not properly recovered.
Eventually it became clear to all who knew him that unless he were removed from Baker Street, and from the constant calls upon his time which were inescapable while he remained there, he might never again fully recover his health and strength.
By chance, I had at the time been reading Boswell's account of his journey with Dr Johnson through the Highlands of Scotland to the Herbrides, and had been fascinated by the remoteness of the places they had visited. Thus inspired, I ventured to suggest to my friend that we emulate the illustrious eighteenth-century men of letters. Holmes's only response was a laconic remark that our travels should be confined to dry land. Taking this to be the nearest to enthusiasm or agreement that I was likely to get, I went ahead at once with the necessary preparations, and, four days later, the sleeping car express from Euston deposited us early in the morning upon the wind-swept platform of Inverness station. From there, after some delay, a local train took us yet further northward and westward, until we reached a small halt, standing in lonely isolation in a silent and treeless glen, where a carriage waited to take us on the last stage of our journey.
It was a strange country we passed through that afternoon, a land of reed-girt lochs, and hard, bare rocks,