'Badly shaken, Harry.'
'Witnesses who would support this complaint?' the sheriff asked.
'Recall, Sheriff, that when you returned to shore you went to Beth's Diner, and talked to Beth herself, and to Aki too, and you said Kripstra didn't want any assistance. They didn't believe you, as any reasonable witness subpoenaed by the prosecution wouldn't. So what do we have now? Aki in court. Stating under oath that she radioed the skipper of the Kathy Three to save said tourist. And now we have old salts Flash and Bad George in court too, describing said tourist's condition. And now the district attorney questions victim Kripstra here, a former law enforcement officer, a skilled and reliable detective-adjutant out of the right side of Europe.'
Ishmael watched the momentarily quiet CB.
'Hairy Harry? Over?'
'Yes, Ishmael,' the sheriff said softly.
'So where do we go? The attorney general? You have a number I can call, Hairy Harry?'
'That won't be necessary,' the sheriff said. 'Tell the complainant from the right side of Europe that we're truly sorry. Me and Billy Boy thought that a citizen of a watery country like Holland might be used to… well… never mind now. Ishy, we were wrong. Tell Kripstra he doesn't have to come in tomorrow. Tell him he's our guest. Tell him to make sure that nothing happens to him that Billy and I don't want to happen to confused tourists. That'll be it for today.'
'Good,' de Gier said when Ishmael put the microphone down.
'Thank you,' Grijpstra said.
Ishmael rowed back to the Point, taking Grijpstra along. The Tao-guided Wall Street investment banker had had no time to sink a telephone cable between shore and Squid Island and Grijpstra remembered he had made a promise.
Chapter 8
'Are you ready?' Katrien asked, her finger on the tape recorder that Nellie had brought in a few minutes earlier.
The commissaris, in a silk robe, exuding a pleasant fragrance of after-shave, sat in his study. A large map ofthe northern section of the Maine coast was stick-pinned to a board on his desk. His right hand, holding a sharpened pencil, hovered over the first page of a new notebook.
'I heard the tape,' Katrien said. 'Nellie played it for me. She asked all your questions. Don't you think Grijpstra will be annoyed if he finds out we're doing this?'
'No,' the commissaris said. 'I thought I would try and use Nellie-type questions but that would be complicated. I had to use my own. He answered them so he doesn't mind.'
Katrien pressed the recorder's button.
'Nellie?' Grijpstra asked.
'Oh, HenkieLuwie, I'm so pleased you called. Are you all right?'
'Just dandy, dear, just dandy.'
'Did you get to de Gier?'
'Yes.'
'Do you miss me?'
Katrien interrupted the tape. 'She had to ask that too.'
'That's fine,' the commissaris said, waving at the interruption as if it were a mosquito. 'That's fine, dear.'
Katrien pushed the recorder on again. 'So how is Rinus?' Nellie asked.
'Not so good.'
'Is he crazy?'
'Not now.'
'You think he was crazy?'
'He's been doing this New Guinea Papuan bone-through-the-nose stuff,' Grijpstra said. 'But that sorcerer who taught him, that shaman he's always talking about, that fellow probably knows what he's doing by himself on his island, and de Gier's level is more like a group thing out there in the bush…'
'… under the banyan tree?' Nellie asked. 'That's what Rinus said in his letters from New Guinea. Doesn't that sound romantic? I saw a banyan tree in the zoo, in the greenhouse. It's beautiful, with all those air roots…'
'… it's regular Christmas trees here…'
'… but Christmas trees are magic too, Henkie-t Luwie, we have them right here in Holland, you don't have to go all that way to.. .'
'Listen,' Grijpstra said, 'this is a pay phone, you have to call me back. Write this down-01 207…'
The recorder kept clicking, then came on again.
'HenkieLuwie? Isn't this horribly expensive? Are you billing de Gier?'
'Don't worry about money.'
'I do worry. HenkieLuwie?'
'Yes?'
'Was de Gier crazy?'
'He could have been when he attacked subject. He has said as much.'
'Does he remember kicking poor Lorraine?'
Katrien switched off. 'Isn't Nellie clever?'
The commissaris waved impatiently. 'The corpse, Nellie, the corpse
…'
'HenkieLuwie? Is de Gier sure he saw Lorraine's corpse?'
'Yes,' Grijpstra said. 'Everybody here is of some origin or other, from someplace eke I mean, and Lorraine was Swedish, and she had that hair, very fair, almost white. Angel hair?'
'You like that, Henk? I could bleach mine a bit more.'
'No Nellie, please. And she had those feet.'
'Swedish feet?'
'Special feet. Very slender.'
'The judges liked my feet. But my breasts…'
'Regular breasts,' Grijpstra said. 'And the breasts were not exposed. Bad George was carrying the body rolled up in a blood-soaked blanket.'
'You're sure it was blood?' Nellie asked.
'Could have been water,' Grijpstra said. 'It was dark, de Gier was out of his mind. They told him it was blood and he freaked out as usual. Mr. 'Murder Brigade Detective.' Tsksh. Jesus.' Grijpstra snarled. 'So we have recognizable hair hanging out one side of the blood-soaked blanket and recognizable bare feet hanging out the other and the body was dead.'
'Wasn't de Gier too drunk to be sure?'
'No,' Grijpstra said. 'I do believe that angel-haired slender-footed body was dead. De Gier is too insistent. And don't forget he has seen hundreds of corpses in his time. There's something about dead bodies that makes them change into objects. Leftovers. Castofis. De Gier may have been crazy but he knows about being dead.'
Katrien switched offthe recorder. 'That's bad, Jan. No? I think that sounds bad.'
'I'd like to hear the bad part again,' the commissaris said. He was listening carefully when Katrien replayed the tape, leaning toward the recorder.
'… but he knows about being dead,' Grijpstra's hoarse voice said.
'Again, Jan?' Katrien asked.
'No, just carry on, dear.'
'So what are you going to do, HenkieLuwie?' Nellie asked.
'Find that corpse,' Grijpstra said. 'Flash and Bad George are trying some extortion. Rinus has been spending
