between the Darklords isn't part of it.'
'What is your purpose?' Varney said. 'Besides harassing us Darkfolk, that is.'
Houston prodded Varney in the back with his crossbow. 'Watch it, Fangboy! No one speaks to Sister Holstrom like that! If you knew who she really was…'
Maggie shut the weremadillo up with a stern glare. 'All they need to know is that I speak for the Hidden Light. That's enough.'
Houston lowered his gaze. 'I'm sorry, Sister.'
Maggie accepted his apology with a nod and then gestured to the monk under glass. 'This is Saint Bartelmeu the Recondite. He's been deceased for a millennium, but like you, Matthew, he doesn't let a little thing like death slow him down.'
As soon as Varney heard the word Saint, he stepped back from the glass coffin. The diffusers might help him gaze upon holy objects, but it seemed there was only so much they could do when it came to an honest-to-God saint.
Tendrils of ectoplasm curled up from the coffin to coalesce into a ghostly image of the monk hovering in the air. The ghost was typical of its kind, looking as if it were formed of shaped white mist, and when it was complete, Bartelmeu opened his eyes and smiled at us.
'Visitors?' he said in a cheery voice. 'I love visitors! Who are they, Joan?'
Maggie sighed. 'I go by Magdalene these days, Bartelmeu. Remember?'
The monk made a dismissive gesture. 'Yes, yes. A rose by any other name. Now tell me who these fine people are.'
Maggie introduced the three of us, and Bartelmeu grinned at each of us in turn, not seeming put off in the slightest by the fact we weren't human.
'It's a pleasure to meet you all!' he said. 'Nothing against my fellow champions of the Light, but it gets somewhat dull having the same people to talk to day in, day out.' He lowered his voice. 'And just between you and me, our people can be a bit on the stuffy side.'
Arthur seemed a bit offended by this last comment, but Maggie took it in her stride.
'Bartelmeu is better than a dozen computers,' she said. 'Not only is his knowledge encyclopedic and his recall perfect, his clairvoyant and precognitive abilities are legendary.'
Bartelmeu grinned. 'If my cheeks weren't formed of ectoplasm, they'd be blushing right now.'
Arthur picked up the conversation's thread then. 'It was Bartlemeu that first informed us of what was happening – and who told us you three would be arriving soon.'
Bartelmeu looked startled. 'You mean these three are those three? Why didn't you tell me?' He turned to us and grinned even wider than he had before. 'It's even more of a pleasure to meet you then!'
I looked at Maggie. 'Perfect recall?'
She shrugged. 'Cut him some slack. He is over a thousand years old, you know.'
I looked at the ghostly saint and felt a surge of hope. 'So you know what's going on? You can tell me where my wife is?' I wasn't really sure when I'd begun thinking of Devona as my wife, but I was aware I'd been doing it for a while now. It didn't matter that we weren't officially married. We were married in our hearts, and that was what counted the most.
Bartelmeu looked a bit chagrined. 'Not as such, no.'
Maggie explained. 'It's not that he doesn't know. He has to be careful of how much he tells us.'
'He has to avoid temporal paradox,' Arthur said. 'By giving us information about the future, he risks changing that future, thereby rendering the information he gives us useless.'
'And perhaps making things even worse in the process,' Maggie added.
Despite his lack of physical lungs, Bartelmeu sighed. 'It's true. Sometimes I think God has a warped sense of humor.'
I struggled to contain the frustration I felt. This man – well, this ghost – knew everything I needed to know in order to stop Gregor and save Devona. Only he couldn't tell me.
As if reading my mind, and perhaps he did, Bartelmeu hurriedly added, 'But that doesn't mean I can't help! You came here to obtain weapons that will help you get through Varvara's army and reach Demon's Roost. That was your own idea, and I won't be interfering with the natural course of events by telling you that we plan to supply you with such weapons.'
'You'll have to go on your own, though,' Maggie said. 'Just the three of you, the way you'd planned to before coming here.'
Arthur gave us an excited smile. 'Since we knew you were coming, I had time to prepare some real good ones for you!' As quickly as it had come, his smile faded. 'I just wish I could go along and watch you use them. One of the problems with being a techie is that I hardly ever get out into the field.'
Maggie gave him a consolatory pat on the back. 'Maybe next time.'
Behind his diffusers, Varney frowned. 'But why will you loan us weapons? Why help us at all, for that matter? You said you don't care about the war.'
'Because helping you supports our mission,' Maggie said. 'Bartelmeu has confirmed that someone is attempting to move Nekropolis to Earth. Not just part of it, not just a single Dominion, but the entire city. The Hidden Light has been around in one form or another since the Darkfolk first appeared, trying to protect humanity from being preyed on by the monsters that dwelled in the dark. As you might imagine, we were quite happy to see the Darkfolk leave Earth for Nekropolis. In fact, you might say that we helped you move. As powerful as Dis and the Darklords are, opening a portal to another dimension, building a city there, and transporting an entire race of people to live in it was a task they couldn't quite accomplish on their own. They needed our aid, and we were glad to provide it. But once they settled in Nekropolis, not every member of the Darkfolk was thrilled to be cut off from the pleasures Earth had to offer, and some attempted to return. The Darklords tried to stop them, but some got through.'
'And that's where we came in,' Arthur said. 'We set up shop here in Nekropolis to make sure the Darkfolk stay here. We don't want to hurt you, especially, but we want to make certain that you never return to Earth and begin preying on humanity again.'
'We intend to stop whoever and whatever is attempting to transport Nekropolis to Earth,' Maggie said. She glanced at Bartelmeu. 'And according to our resident psychic saint, arming you three is our best shot at doing so.'
Bartelmeu smiled. 'And I predict a solid fifty-fifty chance of success! You can't ask for better odds than that!' He frowned. 'Well, I suppose you could, but you're not going to get them.'
'So either we'll win or we won't.' I sighed. 'How comforting.'
You know something? Sometimes I really hate my job.
SEVENTEEN
Arthur was giving Varney and Shamika some lastminute instructions on how their weapons worked, and since he'd already checked me out on mine, I pulled Maggie aside to talk with her.
'Thanks for the assist,' I told her. 'We'll try to bring your toys back unbroken if we can.'
She smiled. 'Don't make promises you can't keep. Besides, it'll be worth the loss of our equipment if you manage to prevent Nekropolis from being transported to Earth.'
'Bartelmeu called you Joan at one point,' I said. 'If you're who I think you are, you're looking awfully good for a woman who died over five hundred years ago.'
'This is Nekropolis, Matt. You above all people should know that death doesn't mean the same thing here as it does on Earth.' Her smile edged toward a grin. 'Besides, haven't you ever heard of the eternal flame?'
She raised an index finger and fire suddenly wreathed the flesh. She then lifted the finger to her mouth and, with a wink, blew out the flames.
When we were ready to say our goodbyes, Saint Bartelmeu's ghostly form began to fade.
'Good luck to you all,' he said. 'And Matt, no matter what happens, don't despair. Devona will give you a hand if she's able.'
