'Only because you've never seen her breathing fire,' muttered Sam. 'She's even more scary than your mother when she's angry'-another mischievous glance in my direction-'probably because there's so much more of her.'
I handed Tom a black plastic bag to start clearing the mess on the terrace. 'Your father's being ridiculous. Granny adores him. He only has to smile and she's putty in his hands.'
It didn't work out like that, of course. Nothing ever does. My father had taken his own advice-
The article in question had been written in the wake of the official inquiry into the murder in London in 1993 of a young middle-class black man called Stephen Lawrence. The inquiry-not held until 1999-had condemned the police for 'institutionalized racism' following the shoddy and lackluster investigation into Stephen's murder by a gang of youthful white supremacists, all known to the police, who escaped conviction because of the culture of legal carelessness that existed in regard to the deaths of black people. My mother might have thought it was a general interest story if my father hadn't taken the trouble to highlight a paragraph and make this note to me in the margin:
The paragraph read:
My mother sniffed a conspiracy immediately, and set out to prove it by berating my father nonstop all the way from Devon. By the time they reached our house she had worked herself into a fine fury, made worse by my father's stubborn refusal to comment. He hoped, I think, that good manners would prevail once they reached the farmhouse, but he had forgotten how much she enjoyed confrontation, particularly where her daughter was concerned. She assumed-with some justification-that Sam was as much in the dark as she was and, all too predictably, the full weight of her moral outrage descended on me.
She cornered me in the kitchen. 'It's the deceit I can't stand,' she said. 'All your life you've been saying one thing and doing another. I wouldn't mind so much if you didn't involve other people in your lies. I remember the time you and that beastly little friend of yours ... Hazel Wright ... swore you'd spent the night at her house when the reality was you were both passed out, drunk, on the floor of some boy's bedroom.' She clenched her fists at her sides. 'You
I put some glasses on a tray. 'Is Dad still on the pink gins?' I asked her, searching the larder for Angostura bitters.
'Are you listening to me?'
'No.' I raised my voice to reach the open French windows which led directly from the quarry-tiled kitchen on to the Portland flags of the terrace. 'Sam! Find out if Dad wants his gin pink, will you?'
'He does,' came the shout back. 'Do you need a hand?'
'Not at the moment,' I called, taking a lemon from the fruit bowl and cutting it in half.
'I'll talk to Sam if you insist on ignoring me,' my mother warned. 'I've already given your father a piece of my mind. God knows what he thought he was doing, encouraging you like this.'
I watched her for a moment, wishing I hadn't inherited so many of her features. She was a good-looking woman, although she rarely smiled because of worries about wrinkles, but I'd done my damnedest in twenty years to wipe out the similarities between us-slimmed down, changed my hair color, forced a permanently cheerful expression to my face-but it was all just window dressing. Every time I saw her, I was seeing myself thirty years on, and my smile would become a little more fixed and my resolve not to leap to critical judgments a little more determined. It made me wonder who I really was, and whether I had any substance beyond a childish desire to prove I was a better person than she was. I recalled my father telling me once-as if it were something that needed saying-that my mother
'You're her proudest achievement,' he had said simply. 'If you reject her views, you reject her.'
I turned one of the lemon halves on its side and sliced into the oozing flesh. 'You look as if you've been sucking one of these.' I murmured, 'and if the wind changes you'll be stuck with that sour expression forever.'
Her mouth turned down even further. 'That's not funny.'
'You found it funny when you said it to me.'
There was a short silence.
'You have a cruel streak in you,' she said. 'You don't mind who you hurt, just as long as you can have your petty little revenges. I've often wondered where you get it from. There's no forgiveness in your nature. You brood over people's mistakes in a way that neither I nor your father has ever done.'
I gave a laugh of genuine amusement. 'My God! And this from elephant-brain who's just been quoting Hazel Wright at me. I was thirteen years old, Ma, and Hazel and I drank two shandies each before falling asleep on Bobby Simpkin's bed.' I shook my head. 'You wouldn't let it rest. I don't know what you thought we'd been doing but from that moment on, I had nothing but lectures on how no decent man would take on shop-soiled goods.'
'There you go again,' she snapped. 'Always blaming others, never yourself.'
I shrugged. 'I was merely pointing out that my cruel streak, assuming it exists, comes from you.'