of us was to clear out of this place, the other would have a fair

chance. You know what I mean--with Her. At present we've got each other

stymied. Now, how would it be,' said Peter, abstractedly spreading

marmalade on his bacon, 'if we were to play an eighteen-hole match, the

loser to leg out of the neighbourhood and stay away long enough to give

the winner the chance to find out exactly how things stood?'

James started so violently that he struck himself in the left eye with

his fork.

'That's exactly the idea I got last night, too.'

'Then it's a go?'

'It's the only thing to do.'

There was silence for a moment. Both men were thinking. Remember, they

were friends. For years they had shared each other's sorrows, joys, and

golf-balls, and sliced into the same bunkers.

Presently Peter said:

'I shall miss you.'

'What do you mean, miss me?'

'When you're gone. Woodhaven won't seem the same place. But of course

you'll soon be able to come back. I sha'n't waste any time proposing.'

'Leave me your address,' said James, 'and I'll send you a wire when you

can return. You won't be offended if I don't ask you to be best man at

the wedding? In the circumstances it might be painful to you.'

Peter sighed dreamily.

'We'll have the sitting-room done in blue. Her eyes are blue.'

'Remember,' said James, 'there will always be a knife and fork for you

at our little nest. Grace is not the woman to want me to drop my

bachelor friends.'

'Touching this match,' said Peter. 'Strict Royal and Ancient rules, of

course?'

'Certainly.'

'I mean to say--no offence, old man--but no grounding niblicks in

bunkers.'

'Precisely. And, without hinting at anything personal, the ball shall

be considered holed-out only when it is in the hole, not when it stops

on the edge.'

'Undoubtedly. And--you know I don't want to hurt your feelings--missing

the ball counts as a stroke, not as a practice-swing.'

'Exactly. And--you'll forgive me if I mention it--a player whose ball

has fallen in the rough, may not pull up all the bushes within a radius

of three feet.'

'In fact, strict rules.'

'Strict rules.'

They shook hands without more words. And presently Peter walked out,

and James, with a guilty look over his shoulder, took down Sandy

MacBean's great work from the bookshelf and began to study the

photograph of the short approach-shot showing Mr. MacBean swinging from

Point A, through dotted line B-C, to Point D, his head the while

remaining rigid at the spot marked with a cross. He felt a little

guiltily that he had stolen a march on his friend, and that the contest

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