15a The Prince and Betty

one lightning rally in the third he brought his right across squarely on to the Kid’s jaw. It was a blow which should have knocked any boxer out. The Kid merely staggered slightly, and returned to business still smiling.

With the opening of round four there came a subtle change. The Cyclone’s fury was expending itself. That long left shot out less sharply. Instead of being knocked back by it, the Peaceful Moments champion now took the hits in his stride, and came shuffling in with his damaging body-blows. There were cheers and “Oh, you Dick’s!” at the sound of the gong, but there was an appealing note in them this time. The gallant sportsmen whose connection with boxing was confined to watching other men fight and betting on what they considered a certainty, and who would have expired promptly if anyone had tapped them sharply on their well-filled vests, were beginning to fear that they might lose their money after all.

In the fifth round the thing became a certainty. Like the month of March, the Cyclone, who had come in like a lion, was going out like a lamb. A slight decrease in the pleasantness of the Kid’s smile was noticeable. His expression began to resemble more nearly the gloomy importance of the Peaceful Moments photographs. Yells of agony from panic-stricken speculators around the ring began to smite the rafters. The Cyclone, now but a gentle breeze, clutched repeatedly, hanging on like a leech till removed by the red-jerseyed referee.

Suddenly a grisly silence fell upon the house. For the Kid, battered, but obviously content, was standing in the middle of the ring, while on the ropes the Cyclone, drooping like a wet sock, was sliding slowly to the floor.

“Peaceful Moments wins,” said Smith. “An omen, I fancy, Comrade John.”

Penetrating into the Kid’s dressing-room some moments later, the editorial staff found the winner of the ten- round exhibition bout between members of the club seated on a chair having his right leg rubbed by a shock-headed man in a sweater, who had been one of his seconds during the conflict. The Kid beamed as they entered.

“Gents,” he said, “come right in. Mighty glad to see you.”

“It is a relief to me, Comrade Brady,” said Smith, “to find that you can see us. I had expected to find that Comrade Fisher’s purposeful wallops had completely closed your star-likes.”

“Sure, I never felt them. He’s a good, quick boy, is Dick, but,” continued the Kid with powerful imagery “he couldn’t hit a hole in a block of ice-cream, not if he was to use a coke-hammer.”

“And yet at one period in the proceedings,” said Smith, “I fancied that your head would come unglued at the neck. But the fear was merely transient. When you began to get going, why, then I felt like some watcher of the skies when a new planet swims into his ken, or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes he stared at the Pacific.”

The Kid blinked.

“How’s that?” he enquired.

“And why did I feel like that, Comrade Brady? I will tell you. Because my faith in you was justified. Because there before me stood the ideal fighting editor of Peaceful Moments. It is not a post that any weakling can fill. Mere charm of manner cannot qualify a man for the position. No one can hold down the job simply by having a kind heart or being good at comic songs. No. We want a man of thews and sinews, a man who would rather be hit on the head with a half-brick than not. And you, Comrade Brady, are such a man.”

The shock-headed man, who during this conversation had been concentrating himself on his subject’s left leg now announced that he guessed that would about do, and having advised the Kid not to stop and pick daisies, but to get into his clothes at once before he caught a chill, bade the company goodnight and retired.

Smith shut the door.

“Comrade Brady,” he said, “you know those articles about the tenements we’ve been having in the paper?”

“Sure. I read ‘em. They’re to the good. It was about time some strong josher came and put it across ‘em.”

“So we thought. Comrade Parker, however, totally disagreed with us.”

“Parker?”

“That’s what I’m coming to,” said Smith. “The day before yesterday a man named Parker called at the office and tried to buy us off.”

“You gave him the hook, I guess?” queried the interested Kid.

“To such an extent, Comrade Brady,” said Smith, “that he left breathing threatenings and slaughter. And it is for that reason that we have ventured to call upon you. We’re pretty sure by this time that Comrade Parker has put one of the gangs on to us.”

“You don’t say!” exclaimed the Kid. “Gee! They’re tough propositions, those gangs.”

“So we’ve come along to you. We can look after ourselves out of the office, but what we want is someone to help in case they try to rush us there. In brief, a fighting editor. At all costs we must have privacy. No writer can prune and polish his sentences to his satisfaction if he is compelled constantly to break off in order to eject boisterous toughs. We therefore offer you the job of sitting in the outer room and intercepting these bravoes before they can reach us. The salary we leave to you. There are doubloons and to spare in the old oak chest. Take what you need and put the rest—if any—back. How does the offer strike you, Comrade Brady?”

“Gents,” said the Kid, “it’s this way.”

He slipped into his coat, and resumed.

“Now that I’ve made good by licking Dick, they’ll be giving me a chance of a big fight. Maybe with Jimmy Garvin. Well, if that happens, see what I mean? I’ll have to be going away somewhere and getting into training. I shouldn’t be able to come and sit with you. But, if you gents feel like it, I’d be mighty glad to come in till I’m wanted to go into training camp.”

“Great,” said Smith. “And touching salary—”

“Shucks!” said the Kid with emphasis. “Nix on the salary thing. I wouldn’t take a dime. If it hadn’t ‘a’ been for you, I’d have been waiting still for a chance of lining up in the championship class. That’s good enough for me. Any old thing you want me to do, I’ll do it, and glad to.”

“Comrade Brady,” said Smith warmly, “you are, if I may say so, the goods. You are, beyond a doubt, supremely