From Here to Paternity

offspring of both families. And on top of all that, we're lost in the middle of the night in a blizzard with an unconscious dog in the backseat.'

Jane considered, nodding pleasantly. 'That's about it. Yes. I think you've hit the main points rather succinctly. Except that we're not really lost and you left out that it's free.'

'Of course it's free! You don't think anybody'd pay money for this situation do you?'

Jane unlatched her seat belt, scooted across the seat, and kissed his cheek. 'Mel, maybe you ought to switch to decaf.'

Jane's next-door neighbor and best friend, Shelley, had arrived with her husband and all the children of both families earlier the same day. Shelley was waiting at the front desk when Jane and Mel finally arrived at a few minutes after midnight. 'I was getting worried about you!'

'You were just worried that you'd get stuck with all the kids,' Jane said.

'There was that,' Shelley admitted. 'Come on, I'll show you both where you're staying.'

They drove from the main lodge up a narrow, winding road edged with pines that were bowed down with snow. At a wooden sign saying, 'Eagle's Nest,' which, due to fancy lettering, Jane took to be saying, 'Bagle's Nest,' Shelley told Mel to turn into a parking lot. Four luxurious homes surrounded the small lot. 'Paul and I are in the first one, you and the girls are in the second one, Jane, and Mel and the boys are in the one at the far end.'

'These are the cabins?' Jane exclaimed. 'They're nicer than my house!'

'Each one is a duplex, though you wouldn't guess it to look. Your entrance is on this side,' Shelley said, pointing.

'Help me with Willard, and then you'll be finished with me for the day,' Jane told Mel.

'Finished with you and starting with the boys,' he groused.

'Don't worry about them,' Shelley said. 'They skied all afternoon and are probably sound asleep. Jane's got the tough lot. Girls can go for phenomenal lengths of time without sleeping.'

It took all three of them to unload Willard and wake him up enough that he wobbled over to a tree to lift his leg. Jane had to lean against the big shambling yellow dog to keep him from falling right over while he teetered on three legs. As soon as they had him headed toward the right door, Shelley gave Mel his key. He gave Jane a perfunctory kiss and started unloading his own luggage.

'Mr. Conviviality,' Shelley muttered, unlocking Jane's door while Jane fought to get Willard back on his feet. He'd decided to sleep on the step.

'He's a tad cranky from the drive. It is a terribly long way from the Denver airport, and the drive up into the mountains is horrifying at night in the snow. Besides, I think he's afraid of flying and much too macho to admit it. I thought there was something wrong with the engines until I realized it was just Mel grinding his teeth.'

'Voila!' Shelley said, flinging the door open.

Jane dragged Willard inside and let him collapse in the front hall before she took a look around.

'My God! What a place!' she exclaimed.

There was a large living room with a sunken seating area in front of a fireplace that would have been at home in a largish castle. A pile of logs glowed red and filled the room with the delicious scent of wood-smoke. The fireplace wall was of slabs of fieldstone. The far end of the room was entirely glass, with doors that opened onto a deck that wrapped around the back of the structure. The wall between was entirely shelves, with books, handsome knickknacks, and an entertainment center that included a huge television, VCR, and tape deck. The rich forest-green carpeting, dark wood, and deeply upholstered leather furniture combined to be both sumptuous and rustic. Jane was grinning until she turned around to look at Shelley and spotted what was behind them.

'Oh, no! What's that!'

'You know what it is.'

'I hope I'm wrong, but it looks suspiciously like a kitchen! Curses!'

'Now, Jane. You don't ever have to go in it if you don't want to.'

'Shelley, don't be an idiot. Where there's a kitchen and a mother, people will expect cooking to be done.'

'Then those unnamed people will just have to live with disappointment for a few days,' Shelley said.

'I know. That firewood on the deck. Maybe we could use that to board it up and nobody will ever know it's there.'

'Too late. I already took the girls to the grocery store and they've filled it with soft drinks and junk food. And I've stashed a lovely bottle of white wine and some of your favorite cheese in the fridge. Want a glass?'

'If you'll fix it,' Jane said. 'I want to leave here without ever having set foot in that room.'

She hauled her bag and Willard down the hall, observing with approval that her daughter, Katie, and Shelley's daughter, Denise, shared a big bedroom, while she had a smaller but more attractive one with its own bath all to herself. Her bedroom had two queen-sized beds with room left over. It also had a glass wall overlooking the deck. She greeted the girls, who were shrieking with laughter and trying out a dreadful mauve shade of nail polish, before taking off her travel clothes and donning a comfortable flannel granny gown and fuzzy slippers. As a child, she'd always been 'representing her country' when she traveled and couldn't break the habit of dressing up to get on a plane. Someday she might be able to throw on a pair of jeans and head for the airport, but for now, she was stuck with dresses and hose. She hung up her dress and a few other items that were in her suitcase, then found an extra blanket in the closet and made a nest at the foot of the bed for Willard. By the time she returned to the living room, Shelley was stirring up the embers of the fire and had set out two glasses of wine and a little plate of Wheat Thins and a section of Brie. 'You sure know the way to a girl's heart,' Jane said, collapsing into the big, deep armchair closest to the fire-Shelley looked at her. 'You can disintegrate faster than anyone I've ever known.'

'I know,' Jane said smugly. 'It's a gift. So how's it going? Is Paul going to buy this place?'

'I have no idea. He and the other investors spent the day just looking around. Tomorrow they're going over all the paperwork and financial statements. The owner's niece, a really nice woman around our age named Tenny Garner, has put herself in charge of us. If there's anything you need, just call the front desk and ask for her.'

'Shelley, the place looked deserted as we drove in.'

'No, it's really not. For one thing, it's awfully late, and for another, the whole place is arranged in such a way that everything seems very isolated and private and disguises the fact that you're surrounded by mobs of people. That's one of the advantages.'

'But, Shelley, who comes to a ski resort without ski facilities — besides you and me and other people dedicated to the sedentary life?'

'Conventions. Right now there's a gang of accountants just getting ready to leave, the regional representatives of an agricultural co-op arriving in a couple days, and some kind of historical society meeting now. They're a tad bizarre. If you run into a woman who looks like Abe Lincoln in drag, you might want to veer off before she can bend your ear.'

'I think if I spotted such a person I'd hide on general principles without the warning. But thanks anyway,' Jane said, yawning. 'So what's the plan for tomorrow?'

Shelley got up and started hunting for her gloves, boots, and hat. 'Jane, you have to readjust your thinking. There are no plans! You can do whatever you want. That's what vacations are for.'

'I haven't had one for so long I'd forgotten that. Besides, the last couple of vacations I had were with Steve before he died, and he was a competitive vacationer. So many miles a day to cover, so many sights to see, meals mapped out in advance. Up at the crack of dawn to enjoy — by God! — every minute. Unscheduled potty breaks made him wild.'

Shelley shuddered dramatically. 'If it's not too crass, may I remind you that Steve is dead and it's a mercy for a lot of reasons, and besides, this is not that kind of vacation. Get up whenever you feel like it. You can have breakfast brought to you, or come down to the lodge. I suggest the lodge. It's beautiful. Give me a call when you're stirring. I put my number on the notepad on the kitchen counter.'

'Shelley! You said that word again! Kitchen!'

'Sorry. See you tomorrow.'

Jane sat for a while, staring at the dying embers of the fire. The wine, the cheese, the warmth of the fire, the comfort of the deep chair — it was all too good to be true. She finally forced herself to get up and stagger to the bedroom. The girls, to her surprise, had actually turned out their lights and seemed to be asleep, although she