'That's a little iffy. But you're the one who's going to have to explain it to Mel, not me.'
“Unless we learn something interesting, there won't be anything to explain,' Jane said.
* * * They arrived at the Stonecipher house at the same time as a florist's delivery truck. Tony Belton came to the door, accepted the flowers, and looked at Jane and Shelley as if he'd never seen them before. He was in a suit today and had adopted an appropriately mournful look. With his stunning pale blue eyes, he did it well.
Jane introduced herself and Shelley, reminding him that they had sons on the soccer team he was coaching, and said, 'We just wanted to tell Rhonda how sorry we are.'
“Come in,' he said. 'She's just meeting with the funeral people. I think they're almost finished. Would you like some coffee or a soft drink? Or something to eat? There's a whole houseful of food.'
“You go back to Rhonda,' Shelley said, looking around. There were flower arrangements shoved everywhere and boxes of food where there weren't flowers. 'We could put some of this away for you.”
He looked around at the chaos piling up and smiled with gratitude. 'That would be great. You sure you don't mind?'
“Not a bit,' Jane said. 'We'd be glad to be of some use.”
Tony disappeared, and Jane and Shelley got busy straightening out the neighbors' offerings. They carried all the food items to the kitchen, and while Shelley rearranged the re? frigerator to make room for some casseroles, Jane set the flowers around the living room as artfully as she could. When Jane rejoined her friend in the kitchen, Shelley was shaking her head in wonder. 'I'm going to wrap these two hams and put them in the freezer. Why on earth would anybody send hams to the family of a man who died under a pile of them?'
“It wasn't really a pile. And maybe they didn't know. There's probably another freezer in the basement or garage,' Jane said quietly. 'They've got everything else. This kitchen could give the deli a run for its money. What's that gadget?'
“I think it's a juice extractor.'
“One of those things that can turn cabbage into a drink?' Jane asked. 'I can't imagine wanting to drink the juice of something that doesn't
When she returned a few minutes later, she looked stunned. 'What a basement!' she exclaimed. 'There's a pool table the size of Oregon down there. And the tiles on the floor have silver dollars embedded in them!”
Shelley giggled. 'Sounds like the recreation room of a whorehouse.'
“Whorehouses have recreation rooms?'
“I don't know, Jane! It just sounds nouveau riche and trashy. The rest of the house is gorgeous though. Did you get a load of the dining room table? I priced those when I was shopping for my new table, and they're damned near as expensive as a car.”
Jane lowered her voice to a near whisper. 'Wouldn't you think if you had that kind of money, you'd be contented?”
Shelley shrugged. 'I guess people tend to be either happy with life or not. But if I had a house like this, you'd never get me out of it.”
Although the Stonecipher house was larger than its neighbors, it gave no hint from the outside that it was so elaborate inside. An old house, it had undergone tremendous renovations. The living room, dining room, and kitchen had been large rooms and had been rendered enormous-looking by the removal of most of the supporting walls, which had been replaced with graceful pillars. The floor levels had been changed as well. The living room was a huge sunken area with a pale peach-tinged marble floor showing in small patches between the many fine Oriental rugs. The dining room and kitchen were up two steps. The walls of the entire large area were done with a light- colored grass cloth that added to the spacious impression. When Tony Belton had gone to rejoin Rhonda, he had passed through large double doors at the far end of the dining room, presumably to rooms beyond the 'public' area.
“Wouldn't you love to explore?' Jane said. 'I'll toss you for who gets to take them coffee,' Shelley said with a grin.
But this plan was doomed. The funeral director and his assistant departed before the coffee could brew. Rhonda showed them to the door, then approached the kitchen area. 'Jane! Shelley! How wonderful of you to come help me out at this awful, awful time. I burst into tears when Tony told me you were here. I knew I could count on you. Such good friends.”
She folded Jane into an embrace scented with a perfume Jane didn't recognize, but guessed was terribly expensive. Then, still holding Jane's hand tightly, Rhonda hugged Shelley. 'What would I do without you two,' she said.
Rhonda Stonecipher was, as always, beautifully dressed. Today it was cream linen slacks with a matching blouse and summer weight sweater. Her hair looked freshly set, her makeup flawless, and she even had on exquisite earrings and a coordinated bracelet. Jane tried to accept this as normal, even though she could vividly remember the day after her own husband had died. Jane recalled standing at the closet door and staring blankly at the contents as if she'd never seen clothing before and had no idea what to do with it. Expertly matching jewelry to a stylish outfit would never have crossed her mind.
But then, it seldom crossed her mind in normal circumstances either unless Shelley reminded her.
“We're so sorry about your loss,' Jane said.
“It was a terrible shock,' Rhonda admitted. 'But everyone's been so kind. Dear Tony has been helping me with the arrangements for the funeral.' With that, she let go of Jane and Shelley and transferred her grip to Tony, who looked a little startled, but pleased. 'Tony helped me decide on the coffin. Such a terrible word, coffin. And such a terrible thing to have to decide about. And the funeral people asked me all sorts of things that I never gave a thought to. Like things for the obituary in the paper, for example. Robert's degrees and professional organizations and exact dates. Tony had it all in a file. No wonder Robert was so pleased to have him for a partner.”
She was babbling, but she was entitled to, Jane figured. 'Sit down and rest,' Shelley said. 'The coffee's done and you really should eat something. Jane and I will bring it out to you.”
Dabbing at the corners of her eyes, careful not to mess up her makeup, Rhonda let Tony lead her away to the sofa grouping in front of the enormous fireplace in the sunken living room. Shelley gave Jane a quick look that si? lently said, 'We already have things to talk about.”
When they joined Rhonda, Tony had disappeared again. 'He's making some phone calls for me,' Rhonda explained without prompting. 'The state bar association and some old friends and neighbors. Oh, dear — it doesn't seem possible that this has happened, does it?'
“It's a terrible shame,' Shelley said. 'And it must be very hard on you.'
“Yes, but it could have been much worse for Robert.' At their perplexed expressions, she added. 'You see, he had an absolute horror of illness and a lingering death. He was so active — so enormously active. Physically, mentally, socially. To have been rendered inactive would have been hell for him. At least his death was very, very quick. I know if he'd had a choice, that would have been his preference.'
“Do the police have any idea what happened?' Shelley asked innocently.
“They're not telling me anything,' Rhonda said with what would have been called a pout in other circumstances. 'Just asking questions. Terribly personal questions, some of them.”
Tony Belton had come back into the room. ' — which I keep telling you you're under no obligation to answer,' he added.
“But Tony, I have nothing to conceal. And I want the person who did this awful thing apprehended as soon as possible.”
Tony didn't comment, but held out the list of names and phone numbers. 'Rhonda, I think one of these is wrong. I keep getting a pizza restaurant.”
The doorbell rang and Tony started to get up. Shelley stopped him. 'I'll get it. In fact, Jane and I need to be moving along. We'll come back later on and help with the food, or tidying up or whatever you might need.”
They went to the door, where two more neighbors stood. One had a box of pastries from an expensive bakery. The other had a foil-covered casserole in a raffia basket. Shelley showed them in, and as she was closing the door, they could hear Rhonda saying, 'Martha! Nancy! How wonderful of you to come help me out at this awful, awful time. I knew I could count on you. Such good friends.'
“Hmm. Why does that sound familiar?' Shelley said.
