A Groom With a View

“Not unless he's curled up under the bed or hiding in the wardrobe.”

“Check to make sure,' Shelley said.

“Shelley! That's dumb!”

They heard the moaning again and clung to each other. Jane cocked her head, trying to figure out where the sound was coming from, but before she could determine anything, the door from the hallway to the main room creaked open. They were at the far end of the hall and could barely discern an amorphous gray shape, crouching in the doorway.

Shelley clutched Jane's arm so hard that Jane was sure she'd have permanent dents in her flesh.

“What the hell is that?' Shelley's whisper was so high-pitched that Jane half expected bats to appear to see who was talking to them.

“I hate to say it, but it looks to me like a ghost. A sort of dirty ghost,' Jane said.

Shelley drew a deep breath, disengaged herself from her death grip on Jane, and suddenly strode forward, holding the lamp high above her head. 'Get out of here!' she shouted at the apparition.

For good measure, she stamped her foot.

The figure whirled, clutched at its own chest, then yanked the door back open and fled.

“Wow!' Jane said. 'Just like Ghostbusters!”

Two doors along the hallway were opened an inch or two. Jane was so disoriented she couldn't tell whose doors they were. And she was further distracted by the sound of a crash in the main room, and a shrill scream. Another bedroom door opened.

Jane and Shelley stared at each other for a long moment, silently debating whether to hide in their rooms or investigate. Naturally, they headed for the main room. As they approached the entrance, the door opened again. They drew back, thinking the ghost had changed its mind. But it was Mel who appeared in the doorway.

“Nothing to worry about,' he said cheerfully. 'Everybody just go back to bed.”

Several doors closed quietly. He pointed to one that hadn't and it slammed shut.

“What on earth—' Jane began.

“Just some folks playing silly ass,' he said. 'You two are going to be comatose in the morning if you don't get some sleep.'

“So are you,' Jane snapped.

“Yes, but I have no responsibilities here. You do.”

Jane was too tired to argue. She and Shelley found their rooms and Jane toppled into bed like a felled tree and was sound asleep before she could even wonder who the silly asses had been.

Seventeen …·,

Jane was up at seven in the morning, not really.awake, but vertical and dressed, which was the best she could manage. Although, as Shelley pointed out, she had her shirt on inside out. The struggle to get the sleeves turned right side out seemed almost insurmountable.

“Did I dream that ghostly figure last night?' Jane asked, fumbling at her buttons and wondering why her thumbs didn't seem to be working right.

“If so, it was a mutual dream.'

“You were terrific,' Jane said. 'Just telling it to scat!'

“I was, wasn't I? What was Mel doing… roaming around in the middle of the night?'

“I don't know what anybody was doing. Are you ready for breakfast?”

Jane gathered her notebooks once again and the two of them headed for the kitchen, where Mr. Willis, chirpy as a chickadee, was just getting some freshly baked croissants out of the oven.

“Are we the first?' Jane asked.

He nodded as he set out a plate of the croissants as well as butter, cream cheese, and honey. Jane would normally have fallen on this feast like a starving barbarian, but today she was too preoccupied and only poured herself a cup of coffee. 'The table and chair people are supposed to be here at nine. I wonder if I should call them.'

“Jane, if they're coming at nine, they're already on their way. Don't fret. Eat. You need your strength.”

Jane couldn't face food yet, and merely sat sipping her coffee and running down her mental list of what still remained to be done.

Iva and Marguerite came staggering into the kitchen, looking as tired as Jane felt. Iva had done something weird with her maroon wig, pulling some of the hair (if indeed it were hair, not polyester) down from the crown to form a sort of Veronica Lake sweep of bangs. It was extremely unattractive and as Iva sat down to eat, she kept fussing and pulling at it.

Jane was fascinated and kept staring at the older woman. When Mr. Willis asked Iva if she wanted straight coffee or decaf, Iva turned slightly to reply.

“Is there something wrong with your left eye?' Jane asked.

“No! What a rude personal remark!' Iva snapped.

“Sorry, but it looks like—'

“Mind your own business,' Iva said, tugging at the bangs again.

The area around her left eye was heavily made up and it looked as if she'd used a good half a stick of blemish concealer above and below the eye. There was so much that it was caking. No wonder she was trying to hide it with her fake hair.

One of the local ladies who was helping Mr. Willis turned from where she was standing at the counter, rolling croissants, and said, 'Oh, honey, you need to put some witch hazel on that. It'll take the swelling right down. And I'll make you up a nice little ice pack.”

Iva flung her croissant on her plate and got up and walked out.

“Well! I never—' the helper exclaimed. 'What's wrong with your sister's eye?' Jane asked Marguerite.

“It's nothing. Nothing. She just ran into a chair.'

“You're sure it wasn't a door?' Shelley asked wryly.

“No, she tripped getting into bed and fell against the chair,' Marguerite said. 'The back of the chair, the upright bit, hit her in the eye. It was just a freak accident. Nothing to worry about.”

Marguerite sounded like a carefully rehearsed parrot.

“Lucky she didn't put her eye out,' the helper said cheerfully, apparently believing the story. 'I had a cousin got hit in the eye with the top end of a hoe. Never could see out of it again.”

Nobody knew how to respond to this and a silence fell over the group.

“I think I better call the table and chair people,' Jane said, having lost interest in Iva and still obsessing about her schedule.

As she left the room, she met Dwayne coming in. He looked as fresh and cheerful as new paint. 'It's the big day,' he said. Apparently he'd gone all 'groomish' and forgotten about his room being trashed and holding Jane to blame.

“It is, indeed,' Jane said.

“What was all that noise last night?' he asked. 'People tromping up and down the hall at all hours.'

“I don't really know,' Jane said honestly. 'I think there might have been a ghost at large.”

He looked at her for a moment as if she'd lost her mind, then laughed. 'Oh, I get it. A joke.'

“Right,' Jane said, trying to assemble a smile.

There was, naturally, no answer at the chair and table place. Jane told herself briskly that she shouldn't worry. It was too early for the secretary to be in the office and the truck was surely well on its way by now anyway. Still, she had visions of the truck sprawled on its side on a highway shoulder, tables and chairs scattered far and wide in the mud, perhaps a few curious cows browsing through the wreckage.

When she returned to the kitchen, the crowd had swelled. Marguerite had left, but Kitty, Eden,and Livvy had joined Shelley and Dwayne at the big table. Livvy looked wan and drained. She obviously hadn't gotten much sleep and was going to need some of Iva's concealer to cover the faint blue circles under her eyes. But as always, she was well put together in her rather starchy white blouse, black skirt, and stylish gray striped silk scarf as a belt. Jane suspected Livvy was probably even wearing panty hose.

Livvy smiled wanly at Jane. 'Everything in order?' she asked politely.

“As far as I know,' Jane said as confidently as she could manage. She hoped Livvy just wasn't a morning person and would perk up a whole lot as the day went on. Brides really shouldn't look like they needed to go back to