might well be food inside the green bottle, his priorities were simple: Safety first.
Chapter 42
They waited in hiding for three days, then slipped back to an unsuspecting harbour and stole food, some barrels of water and a two-masted sealing boat.
As they toiled north in the open sealing-boat, Togura learnt more about sailing than he'd ever wanted to know. He learnt under the worst possible conditions. The boat was too big for two men to handle easily. It leaked. The seas were rough. It rained. An autumn storm beat them about like milk in a butter-churn. They lost their water- barrles overboard. They ran out of food.
And Draven, impatient, bad-tempered, screamed, shouted, cursed and roared abuse. Togura, sleeping between lurches of the sea, sometimes had nightmares in which Draven – swollen to the size of a giant – roared at him:
'Gazzen the hull-skit! Batten the lee! Clabber the gasts, the legs are slipping! Sheet the wind, you spittle- spawned moron! Dirk up the kneecaps!'
And he would wake to find Draven screaming at him in some half-coherent sea-jabber; sometimes, stumbling about the boat with the seas washing around his ankles, he found it hard to say when Draven's talk ended and the dreamtalk of nightmare began.
The sea was endless.
The sea was a windstalking wasteland where waves ate each other and hungered for the bones of men. It was empty, empty, empty. No place to sleep; no place to lie down. They were always cold, they were always wet, they were always tired, they were always hungry. Heartsick, sea sick, sick of the roiling waves and the slathering spray, Togura longed for land.
'Turn east,' he said, when the weather favoured them with a sunrise.
He knew the coast of Argan lay to the east. They could make land easily, and swiftly. But Draven kept them driving for the north.
'We need to make Sung,' said Draven.
'Why Sung?' said Togura.
It was his homeland, true, but all he wanted now was some land which wouldn't buckle under him from moment to moment.
'Log Jaris is the man to help us now.'
'Log who?'
'You know. You met him. The man at D'Waith with the head and the horns of a bull.'
'Oh, him!' said Togura. 'I thought I'd imagined him.'
'Dream on. And while you're about it – bail.'
He did bail.
He bailed the boat dry.
It rained.
'Good,' he said, drinking.
'Very good,' said Draven, slaking his own thirst. And then, to the sky: 'Okay, that's enough now! You can give it a shake and put it away!'
But if this advice was meant to stop the rain, it failed. The rain grew worse. So did the wind. Soon the boat was thrashing about in a regular storm.
Night, at last, fell, and with the coming of night the storm abated somewhat. Soon it was dying, then dead.
'You steer,' said Draven, yielding te tiller to Togura. 'I'm going to sleep.'
'Which way do I steer?' said Togura.
'I don't know where we are or where the hell we're going,' said Draven, completely disorientated by the shifting stormwinds. 'So just keep the winds behind us.'
'But what if we're going the wrong way?'
Draven, weary, almost too tired to think, scanned the sky for stars, finding none. Sunrise would give them direction. Till then…
'You're right,' said Draven. 'Let's haul down the sail and we'll lie ahull.'
That they did, and were soon sleeping sweetly while the boat drifted through the night. Much later, they woke, almost simultaneously, to the sound of surf breaking on rocks.
'Braunch out!' screamed Draven.
'What?' cried Togura.
'Zelch the pringles!'
Togura, not knowing what a pringle was, or how to zelch it, stood there wringing his hands. The next moment he was flung face-first to the deck as they went surfing into the rocks. Timbers grunched, graunched, despaired and tore open. Smash-batter waves pummelled their way into the boat. Draven, with a cry, was swept overboard. Togura heard his screams jousting with the surf, then – silence.
Silence, at least, from Draven. The wood-wave cacophony continued. With a dreadful sound of rending timbers, the boat broke apart. Togura clung to a piece of wreckage. He was swept into the sea.
Where was the green bottle?
With Draven.
Wet, cold, shivering, frightened, Togura clung to his bit of wreckage, swearing and sobbing, cursing sea, waves, wind, water, pirates, quests and adventures in general.
Incautiously, he let his feet drift down.
He touched something underfoot.
He screamed:
'Gaaaa!'
And wrenched his feet up, in case the sea serpent below felt them and bit them off. The waves knocked him around a bit, but he was so terrified that he hardly felt them.
For a while he floated around in a state of helpless funk, then, slowly, logic began to assert itself. They had ripped the boat apart on some rocks. He had now been swept past those rocks, but, still… rocks suggested land. So…
Togura put his feet down again, and touched bottom. He whooped with triumph. A wave smashed him in the face. Blinking away water, he peered through the night, and saw a line of white breaking in the distance. Slowly, he began to wade toward it, and eventually dragged himself up on a sandy beach.
The sky was growing light.
Togura, shivering, shuddering, warmed himself as best he could, dancing round on the beach, singing, slapping his thighs, shouting. He was still at it when Draven, stumbling along the beach, found him.
'Ho, madman!' said Draven.
'You!'
'None other,' said Draven. 'Have you got the green bottle?'
'No, I thought you had it.'
'Pox and piles!' said Draven. 'It's lost!'
They spent half the morning beachcombing, and, at last, found it. But what now? They were, in all probability, on the Lesser Teeth.
'No other coast in these parts has such long, sandy beaches,' said Draven, distinctly gloomy.
Togura did not need to be told that, if the people of the Lesser Teeth got hold of a genuine pirate like Draven, he would probably come to a sticky end.
So there they were, marooned on a hostile foreign shore, with wet clothes, no food, no water, no tinder box, no shelter, and precious little hope of a friendly reception from the natives. It was, without a doubt, time to use the magic ring and get into the green bottle, no matter what the dangers.
Togura took both his boots off, retrieved the ring, massaged his feet, wrung out his socks, put socks and boots
