we wouldn’t fight over them, and we sat in the parking lot, and we ate our doughnuts.
“Okay, I feel better,” Lula said.
“Me, too, except I might throw up.”
“You’re out of shape. You don’t eat enough doughnuts. I feel fine because I’m in condition. I could put just about anything in my body, and it only says
A text message from Dave buzzed onto my phone. DID YOU GET MY SURPRISE? MORE TO COME.
Oh joy.
“Bad news?” Lula asked.
“I think Dave is turning into a stalker.” If it wasn’t for Juki Beck and the note I would have thought Dave was a more serious problem. As it was, he got back-burnered as a minor irritation. I powered my window down to get some air. “I’ve been thinking about Boris Belman.”
“The bear guy?”
“He can’t remember shooting the bartender. And he said it wasn’t his gun. He didn’t know where the gun came from.”
“This is our problem, why?”
“The only way I could get Belmen to show up for court was to promise I’d take care of the bear if he got convicted.”
“People in your apartment building aren’t gonna be happy about you having a bear. Probably you could shave him and dress him up in clothes except you might get arrested when he drops his pants to poop in the parking lot.”
“If I could prove Belmen didn’t shoot the bartender I’d be off the hook.”
“Proving people innocent isn’t our specialty,” Lula said.
I’d hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.
I pulled Belmen’s file out of my bag and read through the police report. “The shooting took place at Bumpers Bar and Grill on Broad.”
“I’ve been there,” Lula said. “That’s a real nice bar. They got crab cake sliders and about seven hundred kinds of beer. I was there once with Tank when we were seeing each other.”
I drove the length of Stark and turned onto Broad. Bumpers was a couple blocks down, set into an area of mostly office buildings. I parked half a block away, and Lula and I got out of the car. Something compelled me to look across the street, and standing there, staring at me, was the ghost of Jimmy Alpha.
Alpha was the manager of a boxer named Benito Ramirez. I’d killed Alpha in self-defense a bunch of years ago. I was a novice bounty hunter, way over my head in bad guys, and in a moment of sheer terror and blind panic I’d managed to shoot Alpha before he shot me.
And now here he was glaring at me from across the street. He made a sign with his fingers to his eyes, letting me know he saw me and recognized me. And then he walked away and disappeared around the corner.
“Did you see him?” I asked Lula.
“Who?”
“It was a man who looked like Jimmy Alpha.”
“You killed Alpha.”
“I did. But this man looked like him.”
TWENTY-THREE
“THEY SAY EVERYBODY got a double somewhere,” Lula said. “You just saw a double of Jimmy Alpha. Or maybe you got some kind of stress syndrome, and you hallucinated a repeat of a traumatic moment.”
Here’s what I knew … I needed to keep it together. I was having a bad day, and I had to do some deep breathing and move forward. One thing at a time.
Right now we were checking on the Boris Belmen shooting.
We walked the half block to Bumpers, pushed through the heavy oak doors, and made our way past booths and tables to the bar. I hitched myself up onto a stool.
“Where was the bartender shot?” Lula asked me.
“In the leg.”
We both leaned over the bar and looked at the bartender.
“Let me guess,” he said. “You’re trying to see if I’m the one who got shot.”
He was too tan, in his twenties, and blond. He had a tribal tattoo on his wrist and a gold chain around his neck.
“You look healthy,” I said.
“Phil is the one who got shot. He usually works nights, but he has the week off. Can’t hustle with his leg throbbing.”
“How did it happen? I heard it was some drunk.”
“That’s what they tell me. I wasn’t here.”
“Do you know anyone who
“Melanie. She was waiting tables. What’s with the questions? Are you cops?”
“Honestly,” Lula said. “Do we look like cops? You ever see a cop in shoes like this? These are genuine Louboutin.”
I looked down at Lula’s shoes. I was with her when she bought them out of the back of Squiggy Biggy’s van two days after an eighteen-wheeler got hijacked on its way to Saks.
“These are hot shoes,” Lula said.
This was true.
“I’m a bond enforcement agent,” I told the bartender. “I’m conducting an investigation on behalf of the accused and his dependent.”
Lula raised her eyebrows. “He got a dependent?”
“Bruce,” I told her.
“Oh yeah. I almost forgot.”
“Melanie’s taking a break,” the bartender said. “She’s out back.”
Lula and I walked around the side of the building and found Melanie sitting on a beer keg, smoking. The first delicious rush of nicotine was behind her, and she was mechanically working her way through the remainder of her cigarette.
I introduced myself and asked if she had witnessed the shooting.
“I was there,” she said, “but I didn’t see how it happened. I was waiting on a couple in a booth, and I heard the gun go off. And then I heard Jeff yelling how he was shot. And at first I was panicked, you know? I mean it could have been some loon looking to wipe out a room.”
“Did you see anyone holding a gun?”
“No. By the time I looked around Jeff had fainted and was laid out behind the bar. And there was this guy in a red shirt looking shell-shocked, standing in front of the bar.”
“Anyone else around?”
“No. It was closing time, and the place was just about empty. The people in the booth called 911, and I went to see if I could help Jeff.”
“And the guy in the red shirt?”
“It was like he was glued to the floor. His eyes were big, and his mouth was open, and he was hanging onto a barstool.”
“Was he drunk?”
“Let’s just say if he was the one who got shot he wouldn’t be feeling any pain. When Jeff came around, he said the guy in the red shirt shot him.” Melanie took one last drag on her cigarette, dropped it onto the blacktop, and ground it out with her shoe. “I gotta get back to work.”
