normal stage presence… but still a bit of his devilish humor. 'I may need to delay the challenge a bit.'
'Whatever you say, old man,' I said, with forced bravado. The old geezer had taken a bullet for me. Christopher Valentine took a bulkt-for me! 'Whatever you say.'
His eyes slipped down to the bandages, and he held up his left hand slowly. He could barely move his stiff, swollen fingers, and the arm somehow looked… limp, as if more than the muscles weren't working right. 'Good thing I'm a righty, eh?'
'Good thing,' I said, choking up. 'A good thing.'
'Hey,' Valentine said. 'I've been through worse-no, really, through worse.'
'Hello again,' said a voice behind me, and I whirled guiltily to see Doctor Hampton-the older doctor that had called in the yummy Doctor Blake to operate on my knee. He eyed me curiously. 'Should you be walking around?'
'The wheelchair was smashed in the attack,' I said. 'But I'm using crutches.'
'Could I ask you to step out for a moment?' the doc said. 'I need to talk to Doctor Valentine about his condition-'
'That's all right,' Valentine said. 'She's my… protege. Consider her family.'
'You're just everyone's family, aren't you?' Doctor Hampton said. He had a smile that didn't seem at all forced-clearly he had been schooling Blake on his bedside manner, or Blake had rubbed off on him. 'Doctor Valentine, I'm a bit concerned about your bloodwork. You've got some spikes that can indicate an opportunistic infection-'
'Let me guess,' Valentine said. His voice sounded oddly ragged, and he took very deep breaths. 'MRSA?'
'What?' I asked. 'What's that?'
'Drug-resistant staph,' Hampton said. 'We don't know that yet, but the micro lab's looking it over now. We might need to move you into a different ward.'
'I get it, I get it,' he said, waving his hand. 'Common in enclosed populations-'
'I'm so sorry,' the doctor said.
'Should you be saying that?' Valentine said, a twinkle in his eye. 'What if I were likely to sue you for giving me a bug I didn't come in with?'
'Somehow I think that won't happen,' Hampton said. 'Let's see your hand.'
'It's a little stiff,' he said, as Hampton felt it gently. 'But I have feeling. I told you, not to worry.'
'You hear that?' Hampton said, looking at me. 'When I heard a sixty-seven year old man had gotten shot I was afraid he wouldn't last the night, and now he tells me not to worry. You're one hell of a tough old bird, Doctor Valentine.'
'You doctors,' he said, rolling his eyes. 'Always underestimating
'I won't underestimate you, old man,' I said.
'Sure I'm not faking it?' Valentine said hoarsely. He tried to grin, but coughed and spat up something black. 'You-you don't get off that easy.'
He sank back into the pillow, and Hampton looked at us visitors disapprovingly. 'I think Doctor Valentine has had enough excitement for-'
'Dakota!' Valentine said. His good hand shot out, gripped mine tightly, for a brief moment incredibly strong, then rapidly fading as he sank back into the bed. 'You find the guy who did this, hear me?' he said. 'Don't take him on yourself, but you help the police find him and you put him away for me. You'll do that as a favor for old Valentine?'
'Cheer up, Chris,' I said, squeezing his hand back. 'This one's for free.'
27. PIOUS
Stumping up and down rickety wooden stairs in crutches is not the smartest way to speed up your rehabilitation, but I was determined to get back into the game as soon as possible. I'd never realized how handicap-unfriendly the Rogue became when the elevator was out, and after finding out, I was loud and vocal to the rest of the staff about it. Of course, I'm sure my sore jaw from my morning's trip to the periodontist-and the bad news that it would take upwards of six months to fix my teeth-had nothing to do with my mood.
They let me putter around the office taking care of administrative stuff so I'd feel useful, but in the end, at five o' clock, when one of Savannah's crew was scheduled to pick me up they shooed me out and told me-with odd smirks-to 'Go enjoy the rest of the day.'
I refused help, and stumped down the stairs expecting to see one of the red Volvos from the Consulate. Instead I found a black Prius in the parking lot, and my mouth fell open. It had two bumper stickers: one said COEXIST, written with each letter as a different religious symbol; the other said Osama Bin Laden Hates This Car.
I smiled. 'Secret aaaagent man,' I said, and heard a creak behind me.
Philip Davidson leaned back from the wall beneath the stairwell, stepping up beside me in his immaculate black suit-and with new sunglasses in his pocket. The sun struck his face, and for a moment, the warm light on his skin, glowing against his beautiful blue-gray eyes, made him look like a seer of the future-or a GQ Lawrence of Arabia.
Then he squinted and slipped on his black shades. 'Ok, I tried,' he said. 'I just feel naked without them.'
'They're very you,' I admitted. 'I take it you're my escort to meet Spleen and Wulf?'
Philip nodded. 'Saffron was concerned they might be spooked by Consulate muscle, but both of them have already met me. Hopefully I'll be a bit less threatening.'
'Less spooked by the spook,' I said. 'Well, we'll give it a shot. Hey, my shift just ended and I'm starving, and we still have a couple of hours before I'm supposed to meet Spleen and Wulf to set up the appointment to do his tattoo. I was hoping to-'
'Catch a little dinner?' he said with a broad grin that warmed me to my toes. He held his hand out to his Prius. 'Thought you'd never ask. Your chariot awaits-'
'We need to talk about this one,' I said, pointing at a small black square on his car window that said W – Still the President.
'Well, he is,' Philip said mildly, stepping up to the car. It unlocked on its own. Slick. 'But don't worry. Your boys will sweep the House and I'll be crying in my beer.'
'Yeah, yeah, throw me a bone,' I said, as he opened the door for me and took my crutches. 'Rent a Prius, talk nice to the liberal, get down her pants-'
'No, I'm serious,' he said. He opened the door for me and took my crutches, stowing them in the back seat. 'When I was driving down from Virginia, I caught one of my boys duking it out with some host on NPR, man, what a bunch of progressives-' slam, he walked around the front of the car, deliberate but eager, nice butt, and open '- and, then, the host asks about the polls, and my boy loses it.'
Philip pressed a big black POWER button and the car hummed quietly to life. He looked back, and the car started backing out silently, without the gas engine ever engaging. I was in love. And not just with the car, though his politics I could do without.
'My boy rails on how he's reading all these super secret Republican polls and whatever and when the host starts nailing him on specifics, he gets even more flustered and tells him that 'you can come up with whatever math you want, but I'm entitled to THE math.' And I'm hearing this and the whole time thinking-'Liar!*'
He said the last word so fiercely I jumped, and at last the gas engine engaged as he turned out onto Moreland and started heading north.
'In my job, I've got to pick out the truth every day-and when I heard my boy claiming we were going to win, all I heard was spinning.' He cut left onto Freedom Parkway, the car humming louder. 'So I looked at the polls, at all of them-'
'And how did you get access to the super secret Republican polls?' I asked.
'Let's just say the NSA has nothing on the DEI when it comes to information gathering,' Philip said. 'They
