“I love it when you talk green to me,” I said.
“Speaking of which,” he said, “I propose I watch you eat a veggie burger, at a place I know I can get a decent glass of wine. R Thomas?”
“The best veggie burgers ever, served twenty four hours a day?” I said. “Let’s roll!”
R Thomas was across the street from Cafe Intermezzo-and it’s odd how until recently I would have thought of it the other way round. It’s a folk-art mess right at the border of Atlanta’s Midtown neighborhood and its Buckhead party district, attracting clientele from both. So, even dressed up, we fit in quite well on R Thomas’s patio, staking out a middle ground between the couples in black evening wear and the flannelpunk lesbians who kept turning my head.
Calaphase’s eyes, however, were only on me.
“By the way,” he said, with a slight smile, “you should know, and should tell Kring/L, that vampires have excellent hearing.”
I reddened. “What did you hear?”
“On the prowl?” he said, opening his mouth ever so slightly to show a hint of his fangs. “I thought I was supposed to be the predator.”
“You are the most non-predator predator I’ve ever met,” I said. “I felt more hunger from Darkrose than you. Interest, yes, but hunger-no.”
“Oh, I hunger,” he said, eyes glittering on me. Then he glanced slightly aside, not directly meeting my eyes. “But for more than just blood. May I have a bite?”
I stared at my plate: there wasn’t an ounce of meat, blood, or even egg in it; it was purely vegan. “Are you sure?” I said, breaking off a bit of the veggie burger. “It only tastes like-”
“No guts, no glory,” he said, opening his mouth slightly. His hand started to reach out, but impulsively I stretched my long arm across the table and put the bite in his mouth. His lips pressed my fingers briefly, then closed along with his eyes as he began chewing in bliss.
“That worked better than expected,” I said. “Maybe I should watch you eat.”
He smiled, then frowned, beetling his brow. “It’s difficult to swallow.”
“Spit it out, then,” I said, leaning forward.
“No, I mean, that’s it,” he said, a lump appearing in his throat. “It’s just difficult to swallow. When I first became a vampire, I tried to eat normal food once. Vegetables tasted like woodchips. Even meat tasted nasty. But after a few months of the Saffron diet-I can taste food again. That’s what food used to taste like. What it’s supposed to taste like.”
“That’s wonderful, Calaphase,” I said. “I’m so happy for you-”
He coughed abruptly, catching a bit of something in his napkin-but it was just a tiny bit, far less than he’d eaten. “If I could just swallow it, we’d be in business.”
“Maybe the problem is solid food,” I said, staring directly at him.
“I do like soup,” he said, putting down the napkin and meeting my gaze. “But I feel like I’ve plateaued. Maybe it’s time to go further. Maybe it’s time to live dangerously.”
“Maybe we should have a picnic under the moon,” I said, keeping my eyes fixed straight on him, and he exhaled softly. “With wine and soup and brie and soft bakery bread. I’ll chew seedcake, and feed you from my mouth.”
At the last sentence, surprise spread over his face. “Sounds… well, I want to say ‘dirty’ or ‘sexy’ but actually that’s somewhat disturbing. What’s seedcake?”
“I don’t know,” I admitted. “It’s a line from an audio book my daughter was reading. I swear, she likes the strangest things. I can’t understand half of what she reads… ”
And then I trailed off. I stared at the table, at my hands, my tattooed knuckles. A pale white hand reached out and pressed against the top of mine, cold, yet firm and reassuring.
“But I would like to learn,” I said finally, raising my head with a sniff. “I would very much like the chance to learn what she likes.”
“It will be all right,” Calaphase said, squeezing my hand. “You’ll get her back.”
Then he squeezed a little harder, and my knuckles popped. “Ow,” I said, withdrawing my hand. “Silly vampires, you don’t know your own strength.”
“Vampire s?” Calaphase looked to his left, then to his right. “Are you seeing double?”
“No,” I said. “Sav-uh, Saffron nearly twisted off my wrist-”
“The Lady Saffron?” he said innocently. “Is she here?”
“No,” I said. “It was earlier.”
“Then do we need her at the table?” he asked.
I stared. “I do believe you’re jealous,” I said, and he smiled. But the lump in my stomach hadn’t gone away, and I realized he was trying to distract me. “Good try. No cigar, but good try.”
We talked about Cinnamon; about my loss, my fight, my lawyers. “No, I’m serious,” Calaphase insisted. “The clientele of the werehouse knows a lot of good lawyers-in fact I think there are a lot of good lawyers at the werehouse, though they’ll never tell-”
“I thought I was persona non grata after the DEI tailed me there?”
“Yes, right up until DFACS took Cinnamon from you,” Calaphase said. “Really, some of them are still pissed, and for obvious reasons. But as for the rest-all they need to know is you’re trying to protect her. I even had an offer to help come bust her out of wherever they had her.”
“No, please,” I said, shaking my head. “That’s the last thing I need for my case.”
“Which reminds me, I have something for you,” Calaphase said, reaching into his pocket. As his hand reached in, he grimaced, then drew out his cell phone, buzzing.
“Oh, you shouldn’t have,” I said.
Calaphase frowned at his phone, then got up with a curse and walked across the patio. He muttered harshly, but it apparently did no good. Finally he hung up, returning to the table.
“Trouble?” I asked.
“Only for me,” he said, disgusted. “My driver bailed. I have no ride.”
“No problem,” I said, slowly smiling. “ I planned to take you home.”
The Vampire’s Lair
Calaphase stared down at me, mouth falling open far enough to see his fangs. A stunned vampire. It was a good feeling, to know I’d caused that. “After all,” I said, smiling more broadly, “I assumed I would drop you off when you appeared without a car.”
Calaphase hissed. “ Not very funny,” he said, frowning, embarrassed, though no blush showed in the paleness of his face. “And still not a good idea.”
I kept up the faux innocent smile. “Why not? Oakdale isn’t that far a drive.”
“I don’t live in Oakdale, I live in-” But he abruptly stopped, looking off with a hiss. After mulling things a moment, he picked up the check and pretended to review it, avoiding my eyes, “Look, I appreciate the offer, Dakota, but given the circumstances-”
“Circumstances? What circumstances? Calaphase, what’s happened?”
“Nothing,” Calaphase said, tossing the bill down. “I didn’t mean to worry you. They say they had an emergency protection request for a werekin-for one of our lawyers, actually. I suspect it’s just a ham-handed attempt to force you to give me a ride.”
“Well, that’s sweet of them,” I said, double checking the bill as well. We had gone Dutch, we were both covered, but Calaphase had put a hell of a tip on his half. “But it isn’t a problem. Like I said, I had assumed I’d drop you off.”
“No offense, Dakota, but I would prefer to take a cab,” Calaphase said.
“Afraid I’ll learn the location of your secret lair?” I asked, slipping on my vestcoat.
“Afraid I’ll lure you in,” he said, still not looking directly at me.
“I’m not easily lured where I don’t want to go,” I said.
