Spade held out his arm to Sarah as if he were offering to escort her to a ball. “Please come with me,” he said.
She looked at me. I nodded, forcing a smile. “He’ll take you to the others, and I’ll see you soon.”
With obvious reluctance, she took Spade’s arm. Spade gave a last nod to me and Bones, then swooped Sarah up and winged her away with all the flair of those old Dracula movies that the real Vlad Tepesh hated. A scream trailed after them, growing fainter, until Sarah’s voice was lost to the darkness.
I turned to Bones with a slight smile. “Beam me up, Scotty.”
His snort was soft with amusement. “You don’t need me for that. You can beam yourself now.”
“I know,” I said, sliding my arms around him. “But I’d rather fly like this.”
His arms circled me, strong, hard, and infinitely blissful. “So would I, Kitten.”
Much later, I heard the distinct rustle of boards on the porch that said someone was out there. Had to be Kramer. I stayed seated on the family room floor with my back propped against the wall and debated ignoring him. If I moved, Bones might wake up, and he’d just fallen asleep. It was my turn to make sure all the sage stayed lit while everyone else slept. Kramer had been known to chuck branches or boards at sage jars to knock them over, trying either to burn us out or extinguish the repelling smoke. Neither was an option we wanted to explore, hence the shifts.
If left up to Bones, he’d split up the watches between himself and Ian, but that wouldn’t be fair. My mother couldn’t help her weariness as soon as dawn struck, but I could stay awake as well as the men could. All of us slept in the family room, sharing the four mattresses that we’d brought in from the bedrooms. It might not be comfortable—and it sure as hell wasn’t romantic—but it was safer. If by chance the watchperson
Another creak of the boards sounded outside, but this time, it was followed by a whisper I couldn’t make out. I frowned. That was unusual for Kramer. He normally liked to bash about while stringing curses together as loud as he could squawk. The ghost knew when we slept, too, so he frequently stopped by at dawn for maximum pain in the ass effect. But whispers? It made me curious enough to get up. It might be Fabian or Elisabeth, unable to venture inside because of the sage and trying to be considerate by not waking everyone with a loud greeting.
I crept toward the door, keeping as quiet as I could. No need for everyone to wake up and investigate the odd whisper. Bones stirred, but his eyes remained closed. My mother was dead to the world, Tyler’s snores continued uninterrupted, and Ian didn’t even twitch. I couldn’t help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning—well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants. Guess his misdeeds didn’t bother his conscience enough to cost him a moment of shut-eye.
Carefully, still trying not to wake the others, I opened the front door. To my surprise, it was Kramer floating over the far side of the ruined porch instead of Fabian or Elisabeth. He let go of one of the loose boards when he saw me, beckoning me forward with almost a friendly gesture.
I gave him the finger, then picked up two of the nearest jars of sage, deciding to go a few feet away from the door only because I wanted to give everyone else a few more moments of sleep. If Kramer kept to his usual form, he’d be cursing and hurling boards at the house soon enough.
The Inquisitor didn’t respond to my fingered opinion. He simply waited without moving or speaking while I walked over without making a sound on the rickety remains of the porch. I kept the door open, and, though I ventured away from it, I made sure to stay within two good lunges.
“Fancy seeing you again,” I said, keeping my voice low.
That moss green gaze raked me from head to toe, but not in the sleazy way he’d done on other occasions. This time, it was the gaze of an enemy sizing up his opponent and finding her lacking.
“Do you truly believe that you, a mere woman, can defeat me?”
Aside from the gender insult, this was the most rational I’d ever seen Kramer. He sounded genuinely thoughtful and his voice was as quiet as mine—a huge departure from his normal, trumpeted witches-will-burn rants. I could respond to his question by listing all the other arrogant bastards I’d taken down over the years. Or by pointing out that I’d already defeated his plans for Francine, Sarah, and Lisa by putting them out of his reach for now, but I preferred to remain underestimated.
“Talk is meaningless. We’ll know who’s defeated whom when it’s all over, and there’s only one of us left standing,” I replied.
From the faint scraping sound, someone in the house had woken up and was headed toward the door. Before he got there, I knew it was Bones from the brushes of his aura. Even whispers had disturbed his light sleep. Kramer didn’t seem to notice. His attention didn’t waver from me.
“Though you are a woman, you are strong,” the ghost said, still in that same musing way. “You pushed the car aside as if it had no effect.”
Actually, it had hurt like hell. Under other circumstances, I might have stayed under it saying things like “Ow, ow, oww!” while I waited to heal, but I didn’t have the luxury at the time.
“You’re not the first person who’s tried to kill me with a car,” was what I said, shrugging as if either time hadn’t been a big deal. I could feel that Bones was in the doorway, but he didn’t come out, keeping concealed from the ghost in the shadows of the doorframe.
Kramer smiled, cold and calculating. “I knew it would not kill you.”
Interesting. Now that he mentioned it, he hadn’t been running around trying to ignite the fuel tank while I was briefly trapped under it. Didn’t it occur to him to try to blow the car up? Or was he lying about knowing the car wouldn’t kill me?
Far be it for me to understand the mental workings of a maniac.
“What’s with quiet chatting instead of your usual blustering?” I asked, changing the subject. “You lonely because Francine, Lisa, and Sarah are out of your reach, so you have no one to talk to?”
But he didn’t. He gave me another of those contemplative looks instead. “Why do you risk so much for them? They are nothing to you.”
“No, they’re nothing to
His smile grew, showing those brownish molars in between gaps of gums. I couldn’t help but think it was poetic justice that he would keep that nasty mouth all through eternity, hopefully while locked in a homemade jail.
“You still believe you can stop me,
“No, I won’t,” I replied sharply. “You won’t draw any strength from me because I’ve got your number, Inquisitor. You might be harder to kill with your whole lack of a physical body, but you’re no scarier than all the other assholes that are now dead while I’m still standing.”
“Until Samhain,” was all he said, then vanished from sight.
I stared at the spot where he’d been, a smile of my own twisting my mouth.
Thirty-two
On October 30, as soon as night’s concealing veil fell, Ian, Bones, and I flew away from the tattered farmhouse. Each of us was carrying a large, tarp-draped object. My mother and Tyler were staying