Something Blue

'Wonderful!' I said, doling out a double Euro-kiss, planting one on each of his pink cheeks. I ran my hand through his honey-colored hair. It was longer than usual, his curls loopy like a lion's mane. 'Love the 'do, Ethan.'

He thanked me, said he hadn't had time for a cut. Then he smiled and said in what seemed to be a sincere tone, 'It's good to see you, Darce.'

'It's great to see you, Ethan.'

'How do you feel?' His hand moved in a comforting circle on my back.

I told him I'd be fine as soon as I got in out of the cold and cleaned my pores. 'You know how flights wreak havoc on your skin. All of that nasty, recirculated air,' I said. 'But at least I wasn't stuck back in the cattle car. It's disgusting back there with the common folk.'

'You're far from a common folk,' he said, his smile fading as he looked beyond me and spotted my bags on the curb. 'You gotta be kidding me. All of that for a few weeks?'

I had yet to tell him that my plan far exceeded a few weeks, and that I was thinking more along the lines of a few months, perhaps a permanent change. I'd ease him into that, though. By the time I told him the truth, our friendship would have supplanted his bond with Rachel. Besides, I'd be finding my Alistair in no time.

Ethan rolled his eyes. Then he heaved my two largest suitcases up his front steps. 'Damn, Darce. You have a body in this bag?'

'Yes. Rachel is in this one,' I said proudly, pointing to one bag. 'And Dex is in that one.'

He shook his head and gave me a look of warning, as if to tell me that he wasn't going to bash his precious Rachel. 'Seriously. What is all of this crap?'

'Just clothes, shoes. A lot of toiletries, perfumes, that sort of thing,' I said, scooping up my lighter bags, explaining that pregnant women shouldn't lift anything heavier than twenty pounds.

'Gotcha,' Ethan said, struggling his way through the front door. Four trips later, he had all of my bags inside the building. I followed him into the dark, mothball-smelling lobby complete with seventies-green carpeting. I must have made a face, because Ethan asked me if something was wrong.

'Mothballs,' I said, wrinkling my nose.

'Better than moths,' Ethan said. 'Wouldn't want them to ruin your expensive jumpers.'

'Jumpers?'

'Sweaters.'

'My jumpers. Right,' I said, feeling excited to adopt British slang for everything. Maybe even pick up an English accent.

Ethan led me to the back of the dark, cold hall and then, to my disappointment, down a flight of stairs. I couldn't stand basement apartments. They made me claustrophobic. They also translated to inadequate light and no terrace or view. Maybe the inside would compensate, I thought, as Ethan pushed open his door. 'So this is it. Home sweet home,' he said.

I looked around, trying to mask my disappointment.

'I told you it was small,' he said, giving me a nonchalant tour. Everything was clean and neat and well decorated, but nothing struck me as particularly European except for some decent crown molding around fairly high ceilings. The kitchen was nondescript and the bathroom downright grim-with wall-to-wall carpeting (bizarre in a bathroom, but not uncommon according to Ethan) and an absolutely miniature toilet.

'Cute flat,' I said with false cheer. 'Where's my room?'

'Patience, my dear. I was getting to that,' Ethan said, leading me to a room off the kitchen. It was smaller than a maid's room in a New York apartment, and its sole window was too narrow to squeeze through, yet it was still covered with a row of corroded iron bars. There was one white dresser in the corner that somehow clashed with the white walls, each making the other look sickly gray. Against the adjacent wall was a small bookshelf, also painted white, but peeling, exposing a mint-green underbelly. Its shelves were empty save for a few paperbacks and a huge pink conch shell. There is something about seashells displaced from the beach that has always depressed me. I hate the hollow, lonely sound they make when you press them to your ear, although I am always compelled to listen. Sure enough, when I picked up the shell and heard the dull echo, I felt a wave of sadness. I put it back on the shelf, then walked over to the window, peering up to the street level. Nothing about my view indicated that I was in London. I could just as easily have been in Cleveland.

Ethan must have read my reaction because he said, 'Look, Darce. If you don't like your room, there are plenty of hotels…'

'What?' I asked innocently. 'I didn't say a word!'

'I know you.'

'Well, then you should know that I'm endlessly grateful and thrilled beyond belief to be here. I love my cozy little cell.' I laughed. 'I mean, room.'

Ethan raised his eyebrows and shot me a look over the top of his tortoiseshell glasses.

'It was a joke! It's not a cell,' I said, thinking that John Hinckley Jr. probably had better accommodations.

He shook his head, turned, and dragged my bags into the room. By the time he was finished, there was barely room left to stand, let alone sleep.

'Where will I sleep?' I asked him, horrified.

Ethan opened a closet door and pointed to an air mattress. 'I bought this for you yesterday. Luxury blowup. For a luxury girl.'

I smiled. At least my reputation was intact.

'Get organized. Shower if you want.'

'Of course I want. I'm soo gross.'

'Okay. Shower up and then we'll get a bite to eat.'

'Perfect!' I said, thinking that perhaps his flat wasn't what I hoped it would be, but everything else would surpass my expectations. The London scene would more than make up for the mothball odor and my cramped quarters.

I took a shower, disapproving of the water pressure and the way a draft in the bathroom blew the plastic curtain against my legs. At least Ethan had a nice array of unisex bath products. Plenty of Kiehl's goodies, including a pineapple facial scrub that I have always enjoyed. I used it, careful to replace it on the tub exactly as it was so as not to give myself away. Nobody likes a houseguest who saps their best toiletries.

'Is there something wrong with your water?' I asked Ethan as I emerged from the bathroom in my finest pink silk robe, finger-combing my wet hair. 'My hair feels gross. Stripped.'

'The water here is very hard. You'll get used to it… Only annoying thing is that it leaves stains on your clothes.'

'Are you serious?' I asked, thinking that I'd have to dry-clean everything if that was the case. 'Can't you get a water softener?'

'Never looked into it. But you're welcome to undertake the project.'

I sighed. 'And I assume you don't have a hair dryer?'

'Good assumption,' he said.

'Well. Guess I'll have to go with the natural look. We're not hanging out with other people today, are we? I want to look my best when you introduce me to your crowd.'

Ethan busied himself with a stack of bills on his dining room table, his back to me. 'I don't really have a crowd. Just a few friends. And I haven't planned anything.'

'Phew. I want to make a good first impression. You know what they say-first impressions are last impressions!'

'Uh-huh.'

'So I'll pick up a hair dryer at Harrods today,' I said.

'I wouldn't go to Harrods for a hair dryer. There's a drugstore up on the corner. Boots.'

'Boots! How sweet!'

'Just your standard drugstore.'

'Well, I better go dress then.'

'Okay,' Ethan said without looking up.

After I had changed into my warmest sweater and my hair had dried somewhat, Ethan took me to lunch at a