Sylvester, or The Wicked Uncle

been expected. When it was borne in upon him that his all-powerful uncle was unable to waft him miraculously across the sea he did indeed hover on the brink of a painful scene, saying: “No, no, no! I won’t go on a ship, I won’t, I won’t!” on a rising note that threatened a storm of tears. But Sylvester said: “I beg your pardon?” in such blighting accents that he flushed up to the ears, gave a gulp, and said imploringly: “If you please, I don’t want to! It will give me that dreadful pain in me pudding-house!”

“In your what?”

Edmund knuckled his eyes.

“I thought there was more steel in you,” said Sylvester contemptuously.

“There is steel in me!” declared Edmund, his eyes flashing. “Keighley says I have good bottom!”

“Keighley,” said Sylvester, in a casual tone, “ is waiting for us at Dover. Miss Marlow, I must beg you won’t mention to him that Edmund found he couldn’t throw his heart over. He would be very much shocked.”

“I will go on that ship!” said Edmund in a gritty voice. “We Raynes can throw our hearts over anything!”

His heart shyed a little at the gangway, but Sylvester said: “Show us the way, young Rayne!” and he stumped resolutely across it.

“Edmund, you’re a great gun!” Tom told him.

“Game as a pebble!” asserted Edmund.

For Phoebe the crossing was one of unalleviated boredom. Sylvester, wrapping his boat-cloak round Edmund, kept him on deck; and since there was clearly nothing for her to do, and it continued to rain, she could only retire to her cabin and meditate on a bleak future. The packet took nine hours to reach Dover, and never had nine hours seemed longer. From time to time she was visited by Tom, bringing her either refreshments, or the latest news of Edmund. He had been a little sick, Tom admitted, but nothing to cause alarm. They had found a sheltered spot on deck, and were taking it in turns to remain there with him. No, there was nothing for her to do: Edmund, having slept for a time, now seemed pretty bobbish.

Towards the end of the crossing the rain ceased, and Phoebe went on deck. She found Edmund in a boastful mood, and Sylvester civil but curt. It was the first time Sylvester had been called upon to look after his nephew, and he was devoutly hoping it would be the last.

When the packet entered the Tidal Harbour it was nearly eight o’clock, and all four travellers were tired, chilled, and not in the best of spirits. The sight of Keighley’s face, however, exercised a beneficial effect on two of the party: Edmund fell upon him with a squeal of joy, and Sylvester said, with a perceptible lightening of his frown: “Thank God! You may have him, John!”

“That’s all right, your grace,” said Keighley, grinning at him. “Now, give over, do, Master Edmund, till I have his grace’s portmanteau safe!”

He was surprised to see Phoebe, and still more so when Tom hailed him; but he accepted with apparent stolidity Sylvester’s explanation that he was indebted to Miss Marlow and Mr. Orde for the recovery of Edmund’s person. All he said was: “Well, to be sure, your grace! And how do you do, sir? I see that leg’s a bit stiff-like still.”

Keighley had engaged rooms for Sylvester at the King’s Head. He seemed to think there would be no difficulty in securing two more, but Phoebe said that she must lose no time in rejoining Lady Ingham.

“It would be wiser to ascertain first that she is still there,” Sylvester said, his frown returning. “May I suggest that you accompany us first to the King’s Head while Keighley makes inquiries at the Ship?”

“No need to send Keighley,” Tom interposed. “I’ll go there. Take care of Phoebe till I get back, Salford!”

Phoebe was reluctant to let him go without her, for she felt it to be unfair that he should be obliged to bear the brunt of Lady Ingham’s displeasure; but he only laughed, told her that he could stand a knock far better than she would ever be able to, and went off.

The King’s Head was less fashionable than the Ship. Keighley thought that there was no one putting up there who was at all likely to recognize his grace. He had engaged a parlour, and was soon able to assure Phoebe that there was a good bedchamber to be had, if she should need it. Phoebe, who was sitting beside Edmund while he ate his supper, said: “Thank you, but—oh, surely I shan’t need it?”

“How can I tell?” Sylvester replied. “It occurs to me that you have been absent above a se’enight. I must own I shouldn’t expect Lady Ingham to kick her heels in Dover for so long, but you should know her better than I.”

“I wrote to her,” she faltered. “She must have known I should return. Or, if I could not, that Tom would.”

“Then no doubt she is awaiting his arrival,” he said.

It was his indifferent voice again; she said no more, but as Edmund finished his supper she took him away to put him to bed. A plump chambermaid came to offer her services and, as Edmund took an instant liking to her, Phoebe was able to leave him to her supervision. It seemed probable that he would detain her for a considerable period, entertaining her with his saga, for as Phoebe closed the door behind her she heard him say chattily: “I am a great traveller, you know.”

She found, on re-entering the parlour, that Tom had returned from his mission. He was talking to Sylvester, and she saw at once that he was looking grave. She paused, an anxious question in her eyes. He smiled at her, but what he said was: “She ain’t there, Phoebe. Seems to have gone back to London.”

Her eyes went from his face to Sylvester’s. Sylvester said: “Come and sit down, Miss Marlow! It is disappointing for you not to find her here, but of no great consequence, after all. You will be with her by tomorrow evening.”

“To have gone back to London! She must be very vexed with me!”

“Nothing of that!” Tom said, in a heartening tone. “She never had your letter. Here it is! You’d have thought the gudgeons would have forwarded it to London, but not they! Well, I never did think the Ship was half the place it sets up to be! Not since I found the boot-catcher’s thumb-mark on my new top-boots!”

“Then she cannot know where I went! All these days—Oh, good God, what must she be thinking?”

“Well, she knows I was with you, so she can’t have thought you’d fallen into the sea, at all events. I only hope she ain’t thinking I’ve eloped with you!”

She pressed a hand to her temple. “Oh, she must know better than that! Was she alarmed? Did she try to discover where we had gone, or—What did they tell you at the Ship?”

“Precious little,” confessed Tom. “You know what it’s like there! All hustle and bustle, with people arriving and leaving at all hours. What I did discover is that your grandmother had a spasm, or some such thing, and went back to London the day after we disappeared, in rather queer stirrups. They had a doctor to her, but she can’t have been very bad, you know, or she couldn’t have travelled.”

But Phoebe, quite appalled, had sunk into a chair, and covered her face with her hands.

“My dear Thomas,” said Sylvester, in an amused tone, “Lady Ingham’s spasms are her most cherished possession! She adopted them years ago, and must find them invaluable, for while they never interfere with her pleasures they always intervene to prevent her being obliged to engage in anything that might bore her. Depend upon it, she posted back to town to pour out her troubles to Halford.”

“I daresay that’s exactly so,” agreed Tom. “The lord knows I had the deuce of a time bringing her up to the scratch at all. It’s plain enough what happened: I let go the rein, and she bolted back to the stable. No need to fall into a fit of the dismals, Phoebe.”

“How can I help but do so?” she said. “I have been so troublesome to her—” She broke off, turning away her face. After a short pause she said more quietly: “She left no message?”

“Well,” said Tom reluctantly, “only about our baggage! Muker told them at the Ship that if anyone was to ask for it they were to be told it was at the coach-office.”

“Very sensible,” said Sylvester, walking over to the sideboard. “Obviously she guessed you would be returning. Miss Marlow, I know your tastes too well to hope you will let me pour you out a glass of sherry, so ratafia it must be.”

She accepted the glass he handed her, and sat holding it. “At the coach-office—to be called for! She thought, then—She believed me capable of deserting her?”

“More likely took a pet,” said Tom.

“Much more likely,” said Sylvester. “Madeira or sherry, Thomas? Until we confront Lady Ingham, Miss Marlow, it must be all conjecture—and singularly profitless. I’ll engage to convince her that without your aid Edmund would have been irretrievably lost to me.”