6
Dinner was served in the room in which they had taken their nourishing broth. The only alteration was the covering of the big kitchen table with a white cloth liberally spotted with the stains of previous meals and with one corner unravelling. Mrs Greave was present to start with, emerging from the back kitchen with a series of covered serving dishes which she deployed over the table with more panache than strategy. Dressed now in a pair of tight- fitting yellow slacks and a flowered blouse, with her red hair piled high in a precarious beehive, she looked less like a flower of the field and more like some exotically gaudy insect. Dalziel made no attempt to make contact with her, but he felt her eyes examining him from time to time as she came in and out.
'You all right now, Mrs Fielding?' she asked finally.
'Yes, thank you, Mrs Greave,' said Bonnie from the head of the table.
'Good night then.'
She left and there was a general uncovering of serving dishes as though no one had cared to delve beneath the china surface while the cook was still in the room.
'I can't believe it,' said Louisa.
'What?'
'Sausages. And some of them look only mildly burnt. First or second degree.'
'It must be because we've got a visitor.' Pleased to be thought the cause of such a treat though unable to comprehend its particular nature, Dalziel seated at Bonnie's right hand in the place of honour piled bangers and mash on to his plate.
'Mr Fielding not coming down?' he asked, glancing round the table.
'No. He's a bit under the weather, I fear. He's well over seventy you know and today's been a great strain,' said Bonnie.
'I hope he doesn't snuff it before Gumbelow's cough up,' said Louisa.
'Would it make any difference? The award has been announced,' mumbled a fast-chewing Bertie whom Dalziel had picked out as his only serious rival in the race for a second dip into the depleted sausage dish.
'Children!' reproved Bonnie. 'This is no way to talk!'
She smiled apologetically at Dalziel. She was wearing a white sleeveless blouse, semi-transparent. Her right bra strap had slipped and was visible at her shoulder. Dalziel concentrated on his plate.
'What's Gumbelow's?' he asked.
'Oh, haven't you heard?' said Tillotson, 'Herrie's got an award.'
'What for?' asked Dalziel, meaning to be polite. But they all laughed.
'That would please him!' said Uniff. 'Where've you been, man? Herrie's a great poet. At least that's what Gumbelow's have decided. Yes, sir. Sixty years, but they get there in the end!'
'It's an American thing called the Gumbelow Foundation,' explained Bonnie seeing Dalziel's puzzlement. 'They have various artistic prizes they dish out every so often. Herrie's will, of course, be for his poetry. He gets a silver plaque, I believe.'
'It should be a silver loo seat for the stuff he writes,' said Bertie viciously. 'Ouch!'
He started to rub his leg, glancing round the table as he did so. Plainly someone had kicked him beneath the table, but it was impossible to tell who. Dalziel put away two sausages and a substantial portion of mash while his rival was recovering and sent grateful vibrations out to the assailant.
'Of course there's the money too,' said Bonnie. 'Fifteen thousand.'
'Pounds?' asked Dalziel, amazed.
'Oh no. Dollars.'
But even dollars, he thought. Fifteen thousand. For poetry.
Uniff was grinning at him, openly amused.
'Are we getting to you now, Mr Dalziel? That old silvery, tinkly sound?'
'I'm a plain, poor man,' responded Dalziel. 'I know nowt about poetry, and I wouldn't recognize fifteen thousand dollars if it got into bed with me.'
'Well, you may have the chance to see it,' said Bonnie. 'These people want to have a little award ceremony. Herrie's too old to go wandering across the Atlantic so he's told them that if they want to give him anything, they have to come here. It's a marvellous bit of cheek really, but, as he says, he didn't ask them to make the award.'
'He also says he doubts he'll live long enough to enjoy the money,' said Uniff.
'What's that mean?' said Bertie, staring across the table at the bearded man.
'It means he's old, and he's sick, and what the hell is there down here you can spend fifteen grand on,' answered Uniff slowly and coldly.
There was a pause of complete silence, even Dalziel stilling his champing jaws for a moment.
'There's the restaurant,' said Louisa brightly.
Uniff roared with laughter.
'You know what your grandfather thinks of the restaurant, Lou,' said Bonnie reprovingly. 'We've been through all this before.'
'Now that'd be the place out back,' said Dalziel. 'The one that's being done up.'
'You've seen it?' said Bonnie, surprised.
'Mr Dalziel gets around quite a lot,' said Uniff with a malicious inflection Dalziel found it hard to understand.
'Your father-in-law took me in there this afternoon,' explained Dalziel. 'Looking for Papworth.'
'Ah. And what did you think?'
'It looked – ' he searched for a word which would combine admiration and reservation – 'all right.'
Uniff and the young Fieldings laughed. Dalziel glared at them. They didn't know how lucky they were that he chose to pick his words carefully. Their amusement stung him to go on.
'Me,' he said, 'I don't much care where I eat. If the food's good and there's lots of it, the surroundings don't matter.'
He dug out a spoonful of sausages from under Bertie's questing hand.
'You're missing the point, Mr Dalziel, baby,' said Uniff.
'Oh aye?' grunted Dalziel.
'The thing with this medieval banquet kick is the food doesn't matter. Serve up this – ' he held an impaled sausage – 'and call it King Henry's Banger and they'll shovel them down. What we're talking about is the cafeteria system with five-star prices. You dig?'
'I know nowt about the catering trade,' said Dalziel heavily, 'but that sounds fraudulent to me.'
'Hank's exaggerating as usual,' said Bonnie quickly. 'This is a simple business enterprise, Mr Dalziel. We've all got money in it. ‘Though whether we'll get anything out of it's a different matter,' said Louisa.
Tillotson spoke for the first time, with a reproving look at Louisa.
'I'm sure we'll all get a good return on our investment. The Hall's nearly finished and the kitchens are ready. With a bit of luck we could still open on time.'
He looked defiantly round the table.
Bertie shook his head.
'You don't listen, Charley. You were at the meeting, weren't you? Confucius he say, no pay, no play.'
'Everyone done? Right pass your plates,' said Bonnie firmly. 'Mr Dalziel, how do you feel about apple crumble and custard?'
'Keen,' said Dalziel.
'You look like a crispy edge man to me,' said Bonnie, piling a substantial portion on to his plate. 'That do you for now? Good. Now, no more shop till we've finished. Understood? Hank, how's your film coming on?'
'Fine, man, fine. I showed Herrie some clips yesterday and he made a couple of suggestions.'
'Painful, no doubt,' said Bertie.
