after him reluctant to lose even one of his new friends, mistook the gesture for invitation and drove himself upwards, bringing his huge forepaws down against Seymour's shoulders and sending the amazed detective- constable crashing full length on the muddy ground.
Chapter 9
'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.'
Welfare Lane when Pascoe arrived at noon was remarkably free of sightseers even for what was basically a pretty unfashionable murder. Indeed, apart from a couple of shopping-laden women trudging along the pavement, the only person in sight was the constable outside No. 25.
The reason soon became clear. As he parked his car behind the police caravan outside Deeks's house, the puce portal of No. 27 burst open and Mrs Tracey Spillings swept out on a wave of Dallas.
'All right, sunshine!' she bellowed. 'On your way! Oh, it's only you.'
'I'm afraid so,' said Pascoe. 'I'm sorry, did you want this parking spot…?'
'What'd I do with a parking spot?' she demanded, adding with a significant glance up and down the street and an increase in voice projection which Pavarotti would have envied, 'Not that there's not plenty round here as drives in limousines to draw their dole.'
'Is that so?' said Pascoe, thinking that anything short of a chariot of fire would scarcely be a fit vehicle for Mrs Spillings. 'Then why did you…'
'I'm not having folk hanging round here gawking,' she said fiercely. 'Sick, some people are, and with nothing better to do. He's worse than useless – ' indicating the uniformed constable who studied the rooftops opposite, perhaps in the hope of snipers – 'but I've sent 'em packing, no bother. ‘No, thought Pascoe. He didn't imagine there had been any bother!
'I'd like to have a word if I may,' he said. 'Perhaps we could.. .'
He hesitated, glancing at the almost visible din emanating from the Spillings household.
'We'll go in your caravan,' said Mrs Spillings. 'You'll not be able to hear yourself think in here. She's been bad this morning. Worse she gets, louder she likes it. She reckons when she can't hear no more, she'll be dead. Mam, I'll just be five minutes!'
The last sentence ripped like a torpedo through the oncoming waves of sound. Pulling the puce door to, Mrs Spillings set out towards the caravan which dipped alarmingly as she placed a surprisingly small and rather delicately shaped foot on the step.
Inside, Sergeant Wield was working his way through a sheaf of statements and reports. His rugged face expressed no surprise at the sight of the woman.
'Door to door,' he said to Pascoe. 'Nothing. You had any luck, sir?'
'I don't think so,' said Pascoe. 'Mrs Spillings, you knew Mr Deeks well, did you?'
'Pretty well. We moved into 27 when I got wed twenty-five years ago. Dolly Deeks got married from that house two years later. Her mam died four or five years back and the old man had been on his own since then. So you could say I knew him pretty well.'
'Did you ever know him to keep a lot of money in his house?'
She thought for a moment then said, 'Aye. Once. I recall Dolly getting right upset because she found a lot lying around. She's a quiet soul, Dolly, but she really gave him what for that day!'
'Yes, she told me about it,' said Pascoe.
'She's all right, is she? Out of that hospital? That's no place for a well woman. Not much use for a sick 'un either, from all accounts.'
'Yes. She's at home. She'll be coming here tomorrow. To get back to the money, did he still keep any in the house? More important perhaps, did he have any reputation locally for keeping large sums about the place?'
She saw what he meant at once.
'No, he weren't thought of as the local miser or owt like that. Though there's no accounting for the daft ideas some buggers get into their heads! As for still keeping money in the house, I don't know. I recollect him telling me he'd loaned young Charley – that's his grandson – the money to buy that lass of his an engagement ring, but whether it were cash he had or whether he had to draw it out special, I don't know.'
'But he discussed his finances with you?' said Pascoe.
Tracey Spillings laughed and said, 'Not old Bob. He were very close! But this were different. Charley's the apple of his eye, but he would never sub him after he left school. If you can't live on your dole money, he'd say, get a job. He paid no heed to all this unemployment. There's always jobs for them as wants them, he said. They're always after likely lads in the Forces, or even the police.'
Pascoe ignored the implied order of merit and said, 'It doesn't sound as if he'd have been very happy to dish out money so Charley could get engaged, then?'
'Normally, he wouldn't. Specially as he didn't much like the lass. But Charley timed it nicely, I gather. Told his grandad he'd signed on with the Mid-Yorkies, and then touched him straight after. That's how I got to know about the money. Old Bob mentioned the loan when he was telling me about Charley joining up. He were that pleased, even though he knew how much he'd miss the lad.'
'And the lad himself. He was fond of his grandad too?' said Pascoe. 'He'll be upset to hear what's happened.'
'Oh aye. He liked the old boy and I've no doubt he'll be upset,' said Mrs Spillings. 'But you know how it is with young 'uns. You never get back what you give.'
'Your mother seems to be getting a pretty good bargain,' smiled Pascoe.
'You reckon? There's times I could gladly kill her. That's not a right way to feel about your own mam, is it?'
Slightly taken aback by this frank admission, Pascoe found he had no reply. But Wield, without looking up from his records, said, 'I dare say when you were a squawking baby in the middle of the night, there were times she could gladly have killed you, Mrs Spillings.'
The woman considered this, then a wide grin opened up her face, letting out a lively, pretty, perhaps even slim young girl for a moment.
'Mebbe you're right there, sunshine,' she said. 'Mebbe it does even out in the end! I'd best get back and see to her. If ever you feel like a cup of tea, don't knock, I'll not hear you. Just come on in.'
She left.
Pascoe said, 'Interesting woman.'
'Interesting, aye,' said Wield. 'What was all that about Charley?'
Pascoe explained, adding thoughtfully, 'But I'll maybe just give them a ring at Eltervale Camp just to make sure he's gone.'
'You're getting cynical, sir,' observed Wield. 'By the way, Mr Headingley rang. Said he'd be having a bit of lunch at The Duke of York if you're interested.'
'What's he think I'm on, my holidays?' snorted Pascoe. 'I haven't time to drive all that way out just to socialize.'
'Didn't get that impression, sir,' said Wield neutrally. 'Thought he might be after having a chat about Mr Dalziel's spot of bother. Not that he said owt, you understand.'
There were no secrets in a police station, thought Pascoe. He also thought that he really ought to stay as far away as he could get from this Dalziel business, but did not much like the feeling accompanying the thought.
'Did you want to speak to the Army now?' said Wield, reaching for the phone. Before he could touch it, it rang. The Sergeant picked it up and listened.
'No, sir,' he said. 'Not yet. Half an hour unless he's held up. Right.'
He replaced the receiver and said, 'That was Ruddlesdin. He was hanging around earlier. Mrs Spillings spotted him. He tried to interview her.'
He smiled at the memory.
'How the hell does he come to be ringing us here?' wondered Pascoe. 'Oh, and is that me you're expecting in half an hour?'
