tempted to broadcast that she was mine, I fear that other measures might have been taken to silence her. It wasn't till after the trial and poor Mick's execution that they came to me and put it bluntly – no pun – that I was a Russian agent. I, of course, cooperated fully – I had surprisingly little to tell them – but when they suggested they should put me back on station and work me as a double double, I took off. I'd had enough, you see.' 'That'd not please them.' 'How true,' said Westropp. 'Had I met with, or even put myself within reach of, a simple accident in the years that followed, there'd have been few regrets. But though life was a pretty grey thing to me then, grey is a colour a man can live with, so I kept on the move, until one day in Mexico City I ran into Marilou, and suddenly there was colour in my greyness once more. Since my undergraduate days, I have been a devious bastard, Mr Dalziel. It was part of my job description, it eventually became part of my being.
You cannot imagine the joy I got, and still get, from Marilou's utter openness. I had no right to marry her, I had no resources not to marry her.' 'And you came to settle here? Bit exposed, weren't you? Like a turkey taking refuge in a butcher's shop just before Christmas.
Especially if Rampling had sussed you out way back.' 'On the contrary, Scott was my main reason for being so willing to settle here,' said Westropp gleefully. 'He was by now powerful enough to offer protection.' 'For old time's sake?' said Dalziel sceptically. 'Of course not. Because I had it in my power to undermine him.' Dalziel thought a moment, then said, 'You mean this thing your foreign mates gave you to shut him up with? Something to blackmail him with, it must have been. Christ, I've put men with cleaner hands than you lot away for life!' 'Do I detect a note of disapproval? Of what, precisely?' said Westropp. 'Of someone like you betraying his country for a start,' exclaimed the Fat Man. 'I can thole most things, but not a traitor, especially not one with your fancy background.' ‘It was my background that first got me thinking about the condition of the West, Mr Dalziel. If patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, perhaps treason is the first resort of an honest man. Take a look out of the window. This town is preserved the way it is because the Americans want to honour their past and their ancestors who fought for their freedoms. My ancestors back in England called these people traitors too.' 'Oh aye? You reckon a hundred years from now folk'll be paying money to gawk at the bed you died in, do you?' Westropp laughed and said, 'You really should have gone into the Diplomatic, Dalziel! I'll tell you what. I had planned to let Rampling off my little hook when I died. I've made him executor of my will and intended that he should find my little prophylaxis among my effects. But having discovered today for the first time how far he has inveigled Pip into his ranks, I begin to wonder if Scott deserves such consideration.' 'You knew the lad worked for the CIA, then?' 'Yes. It amused me to think this was the last stage in his Americanization, but I am not amused to learn how far Scott has got him involved in my affairs.' 'I'd say it were likely the lad volunteered to get involved, 'cos he were worried in case I meant any harm to you,' said Dalziel. 'A touching picture.
Perhaps you're right. So I'll tell you what. As you seem to fancy yourself as a moral arbiter, I'll pass this on to you and leave you to decide what to do with it.' 'And he handed me this old buff envelope,' said Dalziel. 'What was in it?' demanded Pascoe impatiently. 'A photo.
Remember all the talk about the man without a head during the Profumo thing? I think that poor old Partridge were one of them who had to get his doctor to check his tackle with a slide rule to prove it weren't him in the picture. Well, I don't know if it's the same picture that Westropp had, but this one had a head, and it showed young Scott Rampling looking very proud of himself, not without cause, and being much admired by a select audience, with one or two faces showing which suggest it were taken at one of Stephen Ward's little get-togethers.
Now this 'ud mean that not only was Rampling an enthusiastic orgiast but also he didn't mind doing it in a circle which included a Russian KGB officer. The Yanks are about as hypocritical as us when it comes to sex, and even more neurotic when it comes to security. If that photo got loose and Rampling was identified, he'd not get elected as town dog-catcher!' 'So what did you do with this photo? Give it to Rampling?' ‘I thought about it when I finally got to see him. But he were so bloody rude – told me I was a foreign alien and he could have me deported – that I thought: Stuff it! Let the bugger sweat. I can't abide bad manners, you know that, Peter.' 'Of course. Does that mean you've still got it?' 'Want a peep, do you, lad?' said Dalziel lasciviously. 'It would just give you an inferiority complex and by the sound of it, you've got enough bother in the bonking department already. Nay, I tore it up and stuck it in a litter-bin at Washington airport.' 'Oh,' said Pascoe, feeling this was a little bathetic.
Dalziel laughed and said, 'But first of all, there was this fax machine. You pay your money, just like a telephone. There was a directory. I thumbed through it. You've really got to admire them Yanks. There was this number for the White House. When they talk about open government, they really mean it. So I thought: Why not? Rampling was very young on the photo. Mebbe no one will recognize his face. And if they recognize any other bit of him, then it'll be a real test of patriotic zeal, won't it? So I paid my money and I faxed it to the White House.' Pascoe let out a snort of incredulous laughter which made a couple of distant nurses look round in alarm. He said, it's really good having you back, sir.' 'Nay, don't go sentimental on me,' said Dalziel in surprise. 'Hadn't you best be getting off to see that lass of thine? Can't put it off forever.' 'I don't want to put it off at all,' said Pascoe spiritedly. 'What about you? Where will you be?'
'Oh, I'll mooch around. Give us your car key in case I just want to sit out here. Don't rush. No hurry. Give Ellie my best. And the kiddie. I bought her something. A musical banana. Is she musical at all?' 'Not so's you'd notice.' 'Good. It makes a bloody awful noise.' 'I'm sure she'll love it.' Pascoe took a few steps, hesitated, came back. 'Sir, if this is all true, then you'd better really take care.
You don't want to end up like Geoff Hiller.' 'Suspended? Not much chance of that,' said Dalziel grimly. 'Suspended's what you get for knowing fuck-all. Knowing what we know gets you what Mavis Marsh got.
I'll take care, lad. You too. Only reason I told you any of this is so you can forget all of it. Now bugger off and see if you can bang some sense into that wife of thine.' It wasn't the most helpful advice he'd ever received from the Fat Man, however you took it. On the other hand, he hadn't worked out any viable alternative course of action. He introduced himself to a receptionist who directed him to a waiting-room. Through the glass door panel he saw Ellie deep in conversation with a white-coated doctor. Rose was straddling a chairback, looking bored. He pushed open the door. It was Rose who spotted him first. 'Daddy!' she screamed. Fell off the chair. Bounced.
Thought about crying. Decided that tears were not appropriate to the circumstance. And came running towards him, arms stretched wide. He caught her up and swung her round, then folded her tight to his chest.
Ellie had turned and was looking at him. Her face was set in her serious controlled expression, but when she saw her husband, she decided that tears were quite appropriate. He had time to register, thankfully, that these were not tears of grief before he had her in his arms too, with Rosie crushed and protesting between them. 'She's OK, Peter. She's old and arthritic and her blood pressure's terrible, but she's OK! Ninety per cent of this forgetfulness is probably caused by her medication, and the other ten per cent by worry. They're going to try her on other drugs and monitor the side effects. Pete, it's like having her back from the dead, like I've called her out of the tomb!' 'That's great. And what an endorsement for private medicine, eh?' he mocked. 'It just goes to show what a mess those Tory bastards have got the NHS into,' she responded fiercely, then saw he was laughing at her, and laughed too. 'Can we see her?' he asked. 'I was just on my way to bring the car round to pick her up,' said Ellie.
'She's not staying in, then?' 'What? Do you know what these places charge per night? It's bloody extortionate!' exclaimed Ellie, her old antipathies fully reactivated. 'They'll want to monitor her progress but I can fetch her back to outpatients for that. Now tell me how you've been, Peter. I mean really. You're looking pale. That fat bastard working the guts out of you with me out of the way, is he?'
There would come a time to tell her about his sessions with Pottle, but not here, not now. 'The fat bastard is at this moment sitting outside in my car,' he said. 'You'd better say hello and ask him yourself.' They walked across the car park together, Rose swinging happily between them, chattering away in a seamless monologue which bound them like a current of electricity. Pascoe led them confidently to where he had parked, then slowed into uncertainty. 'Where's the car, Daddy?' asked Rose. 'It's there… I think… Between that green van and..’ But it wasn't. The space was empty. Except for his overnight grip which had been neatly deposited between the white lines. 'The bugger's stolen my car!' exclaimed Pascoe. 'In that case,' said Ellie, 'you'd better come back with us and spend the night.' Thus casually are armistices offered. 'All right.' And thus casually accepted. Rose had broken free and run to the bag. The top half was unzipped and she pulled something out. It looked like a plastic boomerang, pimpled in purple and gleaming with gold. 'Good God,' said Ellie. 'I'm away for a few days and you're into appliances!' 'What is it, Daddy?' asked his daughter. 'I've no… Hang on! Of course.
It's for you, love. It's a present from Uncle Andy.' 'I might have known,' said Ellie. 'It's lovely,' said the little girl, examining the garish object closely. 'But what's it for?' Pascoe said gravely, 'I do not doubt that, like Columbus, Uncle Andy has brought back much that is strange and exotic from the New World, but nothing to equal this.
