“Awesome,” I said dryly, “regular. That’s what every woman wants to hear about herself. And no, I’m not a demon. Well, yes, I guess I am—sort of. I think.”
Our waitress came back, a large white plate balanced in each hand. She eyed me as she slid my salad in front of me, and I got a big whiff of grape-scented Hubba Bubba as she snapped a bubble.
“Can I get y’all something else?” she asked.
“No, thanks,” I said, smiling politely.
Hayes popped a French fry in his mouth with one hand and shook a bottle of ketchup with the other. “So what are you? A leprechaun?”
Anger roiled in my stomach, and I could feel my usually creamy white skin turning red. I dropped my fork. “I am
“So? What are you then?” He cocked his head, looking me up and down.
“My grandmother was a mystic—a seer. But then she lost it.”
“Her power?”
“Her mind.”
Hayes chuckled, settling back into the booth. “How very Psychic Friends Network. You know, I’ve always thought that if those people really were psychic, they’d call me when I had a problem.” He grinned, enjoying his joke.
“She would have called you.”
Hayes pursed his lips.
“The palm reading, fortune telling—that was kind of her day job. But she had real powers. She was pretty well known in the Underworld for it. She could really see things.”
Hayes nodded but looked entirely unconvinced. “So, can you do it too, then? See the future and stuff?” He raised one eyebrow. “Can you read minds?”
I glared back at him. “I think I might be able to read yours.”
He laughed, shoveled another handful of fries into his mouth. “There’s that leprechaun spunk I like so much.”
I felt my lips go thin and tight. “I. Am. Not. A. Leprechaun. And no”—I wrapped my hands around my water glass and stared at the ice cubes bobbing inside—“I don’t have any powers. Yet. Or, maybe I never will. It’s kind of hard to tell. I’m working on it, though. I mean, there might be something; it just hasn’t happened yet. Anyway, after I graduated—USF”—I smiled, proud—“the only jobs open for an English major were paper boy or barista.”
Hayes leaned back in the booth and smiled kindly. “I think you’d make a great paper boy.”
I rolled my eyes, continuing. “My grandmother kind of talked me into the job initially—introduced me to Mr. Sampson and all. I thought it would be a quick thing, like a summer internship. You know, until I could write the great American novel or start teaching English in Spain. But as it turns out”—I shrugged—“I fit in really well down there, and I really like it.”
“Well, score one for the leprechaun.”
I resisted the urge to slug the smug grin off Hayes’s face.
“So where’s your grandma now? Pleased as punch you leash a dog like Sampson for a living, I’ll bet.”
I felt my muscles tighten, my arms going leaden under the anger. “You’ve got a lot of nerve, you know? Sampson is a werewolf, not a dog,” I said, working hard to keep my voice low and even. “And my grandmother passed away, thank you very much.” I blinked furiously, feeling the hot tears well, the growing lump choking my throat.
“Oh, hey.” Hayes handed me a napkin. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you …” He shifted uncomfortably. “What about your parents?”
I shrugged again. “My mom was a seer, too, but she hated what she could do. Sometimes—I’ve been told—it can get really hard to live with. Seeing all the things that people work so hard to keep hidden. It can take a lot out of you. All Mom wanted was a little normalcy. So, one day she met my father, a very normal professor of mythological anthropology at Berkeley. Nine months later I was here and dear old Dad was realizing that he wasn’t exactly cut out for fatherhood.”
“That’s rough,” Hayes said.
“Oh, he gave it the old college try, though.” I wiggled four fingers. “He stayed for four whole days after I was born.”
“Wow. Four?”
“My grandmother said he left because after four days, I didn’t show any signs of magical ability. I guess that’s what he was looking for in a spawn.”
Hayes stopped chewing. “Do you really believe that?”
“I believe that after four days I didn’t show any signs of the ability to change my own diaper. I think that was more bothersome. So, he took off. A little less than a year later my mother died.” I smiled wistfully. “Grandmother, again, went to the magical extreme: my mother died of a black heart—a love spell gone wrong. I tend to lean toward the slightly less magical explanation of a steady diet of Chicken Mc-Nuggets and a pretty solid family history of heart disease. But there isn’t any way of convincing Gram of that. Or there wasn’t.”
“I’m really sorry,” Hayes said softly. “But your grandmother raised you? That must have been good, right? She sounds like she really cared about you.”
“Sophie?” Hayes’s head was cocked.
“Oh.” I blinked. “Sorry.” I stabbed at a piece of chicken and popped it in my mouth. “This place is great,” I said, chewing absently, not tasting my food. “So, I spilled. Your turn. What’s your story?”
Hayes’s blue eyes touched mine, then flitted across my forehead, avoiding my gaze. “Nothing as interesting as your life,” he said. “I’m just a local guy, been around this city for … forever, pretty much. I’m just your basic, run-of-the-mill cop. Boring.”
I nodded, but he didn’t continue. “Oh.”
Hayes had a handful of French fries in his mouth before he stopped chewing and stared at me, panic in his wide, cobalt eyes. He swallowed slowly, little bits of salt glistening on his lips.
“You know when you said you could get down to the Underworld?”
I nodded, sipping my water.
“Well,” Hayes continued, “if you have to be …
“I don’t know. I guess I just assumed you were dead.”
Hayes gasped. “You think I’m dead?”
The waitress’s head snapped up as she passed again, and I smiled politely, watching until she was out of earshot.
“You think I’m dead?” he repeated in a desperate whisper.
“Okay, undead, whatever.”
“I’m not!” Hayes was indignant. “Feel this.” He wrapped his palm around my wrist. “See? Flesh and blood.”
“Okay.” I pushed a crouton off my plate and stabbed a piece of lettuce. “Sure.”
“No, seriously.” Hayes was standing up and pushing me aside, sliding next to me in the booth. “Feel.” He grabbed my hand and slid it between the buttons of his navy blue shirt, so my fingers rested against the soft cotton of his undershirt. He pushed my palm flat, his hand over mine.
I resisted the urge to ogle. His chest was firm and taut and wonderful, and his heart thumped underneath my palm—warm—and very much alive.
“So you’re not dead,” I said, trying to squelch down my giddy goose bumps and control the tone of my voice.
Hayes’s voice was thin, his eyes big, terrified. “Then what am I?”
“A big girl.”
