looking bag down next to Troo.
“Where’d you get this?” she asked.
“Nell and Eddie took me to The Milky Way. We gotta go there sometime. It’s very modern.” Troo absolutely adored modern stuff. “They got a girl on roller skates up there named Melinda who is called a carhop and skates the food out to you when it’s ready.”
“Really?” Troo opened the bag and took out the fries. “That’s what I’m gonna do when I grow up. Work in a modern drive-in like that and make money and go get Butchy from peeing Jerry Amberson.” She looked back when Mrs. Goldman let the screen door slam shut and gave it a raspberry. “Whatta ya think?” She pointed at her bike.
“Looks good.” She’d wound red, white and blue crepe paper through the spokes. And more around the handlebars. It was a blue Schwinn that used to be Nell’s. Mother had given it to Troo after hers disappeared. I didn’t have a bike and I wasn’t sure why. I guess everyone figured Troo would share hers with me, but whoever figured that didn’t know Troo all that well.
She dug our Galaxy burgers out of the bag and handed me mine. “Did you see Mother?”
“Uh-uh.” Suddenly, I wished I had. I was feeling real bad about not telling her that Daddy forgave her, and soon it might be too late. “But I did see Rasmussen, who gave me this.” I reached into my pocket and pulled out the card he had handed me and told her all about what had happened when Rasmussen had stopped us up on North Avenue.
“So he got it out of you, huh?” She gave me the do-you-smell-dog-poop look that was
I picked up one of her Kleenex flowers and put it in her hair. “I had to. He ambushed me.”
“What else did he say?” Troo asked, sticking a fry in her mouth.
“He said he had a garden and that he’d heard I liked to garden.”
Troo opened her mouth real big and laughed and some of the fry flew out. “How’d he know that? I bet you about shit a brick.” She wiped her mouth off on her hand and then on her blouse. She smelled like the inside of a tennis shoe right when you took it off. I wondered if I did, too. Maybe we should have listened to Nell and taken a couple of baths. I didn’t think either one of us had changed our clothes in about a week and you could kinda see all over Troo’s shorts how we’d been spending our time. There was Coke dribble and some of the Latours’ slumgoodie stuck to the front and a small piece of Dubble Bubble holding on to her pocket. “Just shit a brick.”
“Shut up, Troo, or I’ll make you shut up.”
“You and what army?” Troo crunched up the bag and threw it at me. “Help me tape these flowers on, will ya?”
I didn’t tell Troo about Junie’s and my picture being in Rasmussen’s wallet because I was getting a little sick of nobody believing me. And she’d probably just laugh at me and maybe even call me a fruitcake.
We spent the next half hour not talking much, just taping the carnation flowers to streamers that we stuck all over her bike.
“Do you think if Mother dies we’ll have to look at her in her coffin like they made us do to Mr. Callahan?” I asked. Troo was standing back, admiring her Schwinn.
“Probably. Maybe we’d even have to kiss her.” She made this mushy noise with her lips. “They made Eddie kiss his dad right on the lips. Remember that?”
My daddy had a closed casket because Mother said she thought open casket funerals were gruesome. But if I’d had the chance to give Daddy one more Eskimo kiss, I would have. Gladly.
There was the smack of a ball against a bat and fun yelling. Those sounds comin’ off the playground always reminded me of that story about temptation that Sister Imelda told us about in catechism class. Those Sirens luring sailors to their island.
“I’m gonna go over, you comin’?” Troo asked, tipping her head.
“Can’t. I told Wendy I’d come by.” I really hadn’t told Wendy that, but I wanted to go down in the basement of our house where it was cool and maybe write another letter to Mother or get my charitable works story out from under the bed and work on it some more. The basement was where I went when I wanted to be alone.
Troo looked at me funny. Usually if Troo wanted to do something, I went along with it. But I was a little sick and tired of Troo that day. (Sorry, Daddy.)
She glanced over at her bike, smiled one more time and took off at a dead run, her ponytail swishing back and forth.
I followed after her to make sure she went all the way over because sometimes Troo could be tricky like that. Sneakin’ back up on me. I waited until she got in a talk with Bobby the counselor, who was watching the tetherball game, and then I walked toward the back door.
“Hi, hi, hi, Thally O’Malley.”
I jumped and looked around but didn’t see her.
“Thally O’Malley.”
Maybe I was starting to hear voices like Virginia Cunningham. But then I turned around and there she was, Wendy Latour, sitting in the swing over on the Kenfields’ front porch like she had heard me fib to Troo and showed up so I wouldn’t have a lying sin this week.
“Come, Thally O’Malley,” she sang louder. Wendy mostly sang everything she said, which was proof once again that when God took something away, he gave you something else, because Wendy was almost always
I was gonna just ignore her and get down to the basement to my hiding place, but then I remembered to be charitable to people who are not as lucky as me, even though lately I’d been feeling not quite as lucky as an Irish girl should.
I climbed the Kenfields’ front steps. Wendy was swinging hard so I knew something was bothering her. Whenever she got worked up, swinging calmed her down.
“Thally O’Malley, my ath hurts,” she yelled, although I was only about a foot away from her.
I looked back over at Troo on the playground, where she was beating the ever-lovin’ tetherball snot out of Bobby. Barb, the other counselor, and Willie and Artie were watching and laughing real hard.
“Wendy,” I said, “stop doing that swinging or you’re gonna fall out and then your ass really will hurt.” She stopped almost instantly. Troo always teased me about how Wendy liked me. I think she might’ve been a little jealous because mostly everybody liked Troo better than me because of her outgoingness. Troo said Wendy only liked me better because my name rhymed.
I sat down on the wooden swing next to her. Wendy was always pretty clean because Mrs. Latour paid some extra attention to her. And she had the shiniest shoe-polish black hair. “Wendy, where are your shoes and socks?”
“Nith to meet you.” She reached over and gave me one of those bear hugs.
“Okay, Wendy, that’s good now,” I said after I’d counted to ten. She hugged me tighter. “I can’t breathe.”
She let go and set her head down on my shoulder. I could smell her Prell hair. “My ath hurts.”
“That’s okay. My ass hurts too.” I’d figured out a long time ago that if I repeated back to Wendy what she just said to me, she would sometimes stop saying whatever she was saying over and over.
She lifted her head. “Right?”
“Right.”
“Troo? Mad?” She pointed across the street at her.
“She sure is.”
My sister was yelling something at Bobby, the playground counselor. I couldn’t hear what it was, but she was stomping her foot like she did when something didn’t go her way. Bobby was teasing her, waving the tetherball above her head so she couldn’t reach it. She was getting madder and madder by the second, almost ready to blow. I felt sort of bad because it was making me feel gladder and gladder by the second to see Troo not get her way, which was not a charitable way to feel at all.
“Wendy, you need to put your thinking cap on. I gotta ask you some questions.” I needed to know what’d happened over at the Spencers’ root cellar when she fell down. What Rasmussen had done to her. Even though she was a Mongoloid, she was a pretty smart one. Mother said Wendy was just a little Mongoloidish, not as bad as
