Murder Most Persuasive

As we drove to Uncle Marty’s, Aunt Winnie told Peter what she and Randy had done so far on the house in Nantucket and asked his advice about some renovations. I stayed quiet as the two of them launched into some kind of builder code that was complete gibberish to me. It was a bit like that scene in Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, where the contractor asks the hapless Cary Grant, “The second-floor lintels between the lally columns, should we rabbet them?” and the camera zooms in on his utter confusion. I suspected that my face now held a similar expression of befuddlement.

Finally we arrived at Uncle Marty’s. With minimal difficulty I found a parking spot and we headed to the house. Ann greeted us at the door. She was wearing a bright burgundy wrap dress, but her face was wan and pale.

“That bad?” I asked.

“You’ve no idea,” she muttered. Turning to Peter, she hugged him. “It’s good to see you again, Peter,” she said. “How was your trip?”

“It was fine,” he said. “I was sorry to hear about your father, Ann. Elizabeth told me a lot about him. I’m really sorry I couldn’t attend the funeral.”

“I completely understand,” said Ann. “Thanks for the flowers, by the way. They were lovely. I gather Elizabeth’s kept you abreast of the rest of the drama? About Michael’s murder and Bonnie’s new friend?”

“Yes. Again you have my sympathies.”

Ann shook her head in disbelief. “The whole thing is so surreal. Here I am, getting ready to host a party in memory of my father, and his widow is out back parading about with some Casanova in cheap cologne.”

“What can I do to help?” I asked.

“Most of the guests are coming around five. I’ve got everything under control. Could you just keep Bonnie away from me? Every once in a while she wanders into the kitchen trying to impress Julian with her domestic skills. The last time she almost cut off her thumb trying to peel an apple.”

“I can do that,” I said. “Where is she?”

“On the back patio. I warn you, she’s sunning herself.”

“And why are you warning me?”

“Because she’s wearing a new bathing suit. It might have been a bikini before it shrunk. I don’t even know how to describe Julian’s attire. Obscene might be a start, though.”

“Oh, dear God.”

Ann paused. “Yeah, okay,” she said in agreement after apparently considering the matter. “You could try prayer, but to be honest, I don’t think His presence is here today.”

Peter, Aunt Winnie, and I followed Ann into the kitchen and then headed out to the patio. It was a beautiful day, perfect for a barbecue. Autumn had not yet claimed the season. The air still held some lingering summer warmth and the sun shimmered overhead in one of those flawless blue skies dotted with white puffs of cloud. However, the setting wasn’t entirely unspoiled. As Ann had warned us, Bonnie was reclining on one of the chaise longues wearing a flimsy black two-piece, a large black straw hat, and large black sunglasses. Widow’s weeds for the gal on the make, I suppose. On the chaise next to her, Julian sat wearing a snug Burberry swimsuit. It was the tap pants style normally favored by small girls with no hips. I glanced away. My eyes hurt.

Bonnie gracefully rose to her feet and ambled toward us, her kitten heels tapping rhythmically on the stone patio and her newly tanned arms stretched out to greet us. When she got near us, Aunt Winnie said in a low voice, “Christ, Bonnie, what’s with the suit? Where’s the rest of it? On layaway?”

Bonnie’s arms fell to her sides and her coral mouth pursed in annoyance. “I’ll have you know this is one of this season’s most popular suits,” she said in a huff.

“Maybe for pubescent twelve-year-olds, but not recently widowed women in their sixties. Really, Bonnie, what’s gotten into you? Marty’s been dead just over a week.”

“Nothing’s gotten into me! If you haven’t forgotten, we are gathering here today to celebrate poor Martin’s memory, a celebration that was my idea.”

“Actually it was Ann’s,” snapped Aunt Winnie. “But that’s not the point. Who’s your friend?”

Bonnie turned to where Julian sat. He watched us with a faintly uneasy expression. “That is Julian,” said Bonnie. “He’s been absolutely wonderful.”

“Oh, I’ll just bet he has,” murmured Aunt Winnie.

Bonnie raised her voice. “Julian, dear? I’d like to introduce you to some people.”

As bidden, Julian rose and crossed to us. It was an awkward moment, as we all attempted not to stare at the very small woodland animal that appeared to be nesting in the front of his suit. Really, there wasn’t enough alcohol in the world to get me past that image.

“Julian,” said Bonnie, “this is Elizabeth’s friend Peter McGowan, and this is Marty’s younger sister, Winifred Reynolds.”

From inside the house, Ann poked her head out the door and called out, “Bonnie? There’s a phone call for you.” Bonnie quickly excused herself and disappeared.

Julian smiled and extended his hand, first to Peter and then to Aunt Winnie. To Aunt Winnie he said, “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Winifred. I’m sorry for your recent loss. Bonnie told me a lot about Marty. He sounded like a wonderful man.”

“Yes,” Aunt Winnie said with a small nod. She shot Julian a syrupy smile. She didn’t let go of Julian’s hand, instead sandwiching it with her left hand. When she wants to, Aunt Winnie can appear quite innocent. Not to those who know her well, of course, but to those people she needs to glamour—people like traffic cops or fortune-hunting grifters—she can con the best of them. Julian seemed to relax a little at her smile. Rookie mistake. Peter and I stepped back, eager to watch the show unfold.

“Bonnie’s told me how attentive you’ve been to her,” said Aunt Winnie.

Julian tried to appear modest. He failed. “Well, I don’t pretend to be able to come close to a man like your brother, but I do take some small comfort in knowing that I could help out Bonnie during this very difficult time. She’s a very special lady. She has a magnificent aura.”

“Does she now? I never knew. You read auras?”

Julian nodded. “It is one of my passions. I don’t want to appear conceited, but it’s something of a gift as well. My abilities have been called unique by some.”

And utter poppycock by others, I amended silently.

“Excellent,” murmured Aunt Winnie. “Excellent.”

“I understand that you run a bed-and-breakfast in New England,” Julian continued.

“That’s right, I do,” agreed Aunt Winnie. “But Bonnie didn’t mention what you do.”

“Oh, my only job right now is to make Bonnie happy,” Julian replied.

“Really? How fortunate for her. Tell me, do you get dental with that?” Aunt Winnie’s voice lost its earlier sweet intonation. It was now hard and clear.

Too late Julian realized his mistake; so much for his ability to read people’s auras. His eyes narrowed and he tried to pull his hand away. Aunt Winnie held tight and leaned in close. “Listen to me and listen well, Mr. Julian St. Clair—if that is indeed your real name,” she said, dropping her voice to a low hiss. “Bonnie is not an accurate reflection of the intelligence quota of this family and by no means is she unguarded. Any designs you have on her or her money have been duly noted and protective steps have been taken. If I were you, I’d tread very carefully, or you may find yourself having more in common with my dearly departed brother than you ever imagined or wanted.” Julian’s eyes widened in surprise. Her message delivered, Aunt Winnie let go of his hand and took a step back.

“Well, how are we all getting on out here?” Bonnie sang out as she returned to the patio. Linking her arm through Julian’s, Bonnie looked from him to us. “Isn’t he just unbelievable?”

“I was just telling him the same thing, actually,” Aunt Winnie agreed serenely.

Julian said nothing. However, I noticed there was a fine sheen of perspiration across his forehead. There might have been a fine sheen of perspiration elsewhere as well, but there was no way in hell I was going to look for it.

Chapter 21