with the Destroying Angel, and then—why, then it would not matter. He would be drunk.
But for the first time in years, there was a sort of counter-image: a blend of the rage he felt at the blond girl to whom he was so transparent, and of pride at the cure he had just effected. Much to his own surprise, he drew back his hand from the carafe and said, luxuriating in the words: 'No, thank you. I don't believe I'd care for any so early in the day.' He covertly watched the blond girl's face, and was gratified at her surprise. Then the mother was shyly handing him two bills and saying: 'Is no much-a-money, docta—but you come again, see Teresa?'
'I shall be glad to follow the case through,' he said. 'But now excuse me— I really must be running along.' He grasped the little black bag firmly and got up; he wanted very much to get away from the wine and the older girl.
'Wait up, doc,' said she. 'I'm going your way.' She followed him out and down the street. He ignored her until he felt her hand on the black bag. Then old Dr. Full stopped and tried to reason with her:
'Look, my dear. Perhaps you're right. I might have stolen it. To be perfectly frank, I don't remember how I got it. But you're young and you can earn your own money—'
'Fifty-fifty,' she said, 'or I go to the cops. And if I get another word outta you, it's sixty-forty. And you know who gets the short end, don't you, doc?'
Defeated, he marched to the pawnshop, her impudent hand still on the handle with his, and her heels beating out a tattoo against his stately tread.
In the pawnshop, they both got a shock.
'It ain't standard,' said Uncle, unimpressed by the ingenious lock. 'I ain't nevva seen one like it. Some cheap Jap stuff, maybe? Try down the street. This I nevva could sell.'
Down the street they got an offer of one dollar. The same complaint was made:
'I ain't a collecta, mista—I buy stuff that got resale value. Who could I sell this to, a Chinaman who doesn't know medical instruments? Every one of them looks funny. You sure you didn't make these yourself?'
They didn't take the one-dollar offer.
The girl was baffled and angry; the doctor was baffled too, but triumphant. He had two dollars, and the girl had a half-interest in something nobody wanted. But, he suddenly marveled, the thing had been all right to cure the kid, hadn't it?
'Well,' he asked her, 'do you give up? As you see, the kit is practically valueless.'
She was thinking hard. 'Don't fly off the handle, doc. I don't get this but something's going on all right …would those guys know good stuff if they saw it?'
'They would. They make a living from it. Wherever this kit came from—
'
She seized on that, with a devilish faculty she seemed to have of eliciting answers without asking questions. 'I thought so. You don't know either, huh? Well, maybe I can find out for you. C'mon in here. I ain't letting go of that thing. There's money in it—some way, I don't know how, there's money in it.' He followed her into a cafeteria and to an almost empty corner. She was oblivious to stares and snickers from the other customers as she opened the little black bag— it almost covered a cafeteria table—and ferreted through it. She picked out a retractor from a loop, scrutinized it, contemptuously threw it down, picked out a speculum, threw it down, picked out the lower half of an 0.
B. forceps, turned it over, close to her sharp young eyes—and saw what the doctor's dim old ones could not have seen.
All old Dr. Full knew was that she was peering at the neck of the forceps and then turned white. Very carefully, she placed the half of the forceps back in its loop of cloth and then replaced the retractor and the speculum. 'Well?' he asked. 'What did you see?'
'Made in U.S.A.,' 'she quoted hoarsely. ' 'Patent Applied for July 2450.'
He wanted to tell her she must have misread the inscription, that it must be a practical joke, that— But he knew she had read correctly.
Those bandage shears: they had driven his fingers, rather than his fingers driving them. The hypo needle that had no hole. The pretty blue pill that had struck him like a thunderbolt.
'You know what I'm going to do?' asked the girl, with sudden animation. 'I'm going to go to charm school. You'll like that, won't ya, doc? Because we're sure going to be seeing a lot of each other.'
Old Dr. Full didn't answer. His hands had been playing idly with that plastic card from the kit on which had been printed the rows and columns that had guided him twice before. The card had a slight convexity; you could snap the convexity back and forth from one side to the other. He noted, in a daze, that with each snap a different text appeared on the cards. Snap. 'The knife with the blue dot in the handle is for tumors only. Diagnose tumors with your Instrument Seven, the Swelling Tester. Place the Swelling Tester—' Snap. 'An overdose of the pink pills in Bottle 3 can be fixed with one pill from bottle—' Snap.
'Hold the suture needle by the end without the hole in it. Touch it to one end of the wound you want to close and let go. After it has made the knot, touch it—' Snap. 'Place the top half of the O.B. Forceps near the opening. Let go. After it has entered and conformed to the shape of—'
Snap.
The slot man saw 'FLANNERY 1—MEDICAL' in the upper left corner of the hunk of copy. He automatically scribbled 'trim to .75' on it and skimmed it across the horseshoe-shaped copy desk to Piper, who had been handling Edna Flannery's quack-expose series. She was a nice youngster, he thought, but like all youngsters she over-wrote. Hence, the 'trim.'
Piper dealt back a city hall story to the slot, pinned down Flannery's feature with one hand and began to tap his pencil across it, one tap to a word, at the same steady beat as a teletype carriage traveling across the roller. He wasn't exactly reading it this first time. He was just looking at the letters and words to find out whether, as letters and words, they conformed to Herald style. The steady tap of his pencil ceased at intervals as it drew a black line ending with a stylized letter 'd' through the word 'breast' and scribbled in 'chest' instead, or knocked down the capital 'E' in 'East' to lower case with a diagonal, or closed up a split word—in whose middle Flannery had bumped the space bar of her typewriter—with two curved lines like parentheses rotated through ninety degrees. The thick black pencil zipped a ring around the '30'
which, like all youngsters, she put at the end of her stories. He turned back to the first page for the second reading. This time the pencil drew lines with the stylized 'd's' at the end of them through adjectives and whole phrases, printed big 'L's' to mark paragraphs, hooked some of Flannery's own paragraphs together with swooping recurved lines.
At the bottom of 'FLANNERY ADD 2—MEDICAL' the pencil slowed down and stopped. The slot man, sensitive to the rhythm of his beloved copy desk, looked up almost at once. He saw Piper squinting at the story, at a loss. Without wasting words, the copy reader skimmed it back across the masonite horseshoe to the chief, caught a police story in return and buckled down, his pencil tapping. The slot man read as far as the fourth add, barked at Howard, on the rim: 'Sit in for me,' and stamped through the clattering city room toward the alcove where the managing editor presided over his own bedlam.
The copy chief waited his turn while the makeup editor, the pressroom foreman and the chief photographer had words with the M . E. When his turn came, he dropped Flanneiy's copy on his desk and said: 'She says this one isn't a quack.'
The M.E. read:
'FLANNERY 1—MEDICAL, by Edna Flannery, Herald Staff Writer.
'The sordid tale of medical quackery which the Herald has exposed in this series of articles undergoes a change of pace today which the reporter found a welcome surprise. Her quest for the facts in the case of today's subject started just the same way that her exposure of one dozen shyster M.D.'s and faith-healing phonies did. But she can report for a change that Dr. Bayard Full is, despite unorthodox practices which have drawn the suspicion of the rightly hypersensitive medical associations, a true healer living up to the highest ideals of his profession.
'Dr. Full's name was given to the Herald's reporter by the ethical committee of a county medical association, which reported that he had been expelled from the association, on July 18, 1941 for allegedly
'milking' several patients suffering from trivial complaints. According to sworn statements in the committee's files, Dr. Full had told them they suffered from cancer, and that he had a treatment which would prolong their lives. After his expulsion from the association, Dr. Full dropped out of their sight—until he opened a midtown 'sanitarium' in a brownstone front which had for several years served as a rooming house.
