James Potter and the Curse of the Gatekeeper

        Rose said the password and the portrait swung open. The Fat Lady glared at James, remembering his conduct earlier in the evening. The sound of raucous laughter and music poured through the portrait hole.

        'Then who did you get?' James asked, suddenly suspicious. He followed Rose into the crowded room. Scorpius Malfoy lounged on the couch near the fireplace. He glanced up and smiled crookedly as James and Rose entered.

        'Good of you to show up, Potter,' he drawled. 'I understand you found a way to overlook two appointments at the same time, tonight. Not that we missed you, exactly.'

        'Hush, Scorpius,' Rose said, sitting down on the other end of the couch. 'We really should discuss plans for the next club meeting. I'd appreciate it if you two could find a way to be civil to each other.'

        'You really did ask him to teach the class?' James said, pointing at Malfoy. 'You've got to be kidding!'

        Malfoy produced his glasses from a pocket and put them on. 'This really isn't your night, is it, Potter? Cheer up. You should consider yourself lucky that I'm not interested in being on the Quidditch team; otherwise, I wouldn't have been available.'

        'Look, both of you,' Rose interjected before James could reply, 'we have more important matters to discuss than how much you two annoy each other. If you haven't noticed, this Defence Club serves a more important purpose than just giving us something to do one night a week.'

        'How much did you tell him?' James demanded. 'If you haven't noticed, his family is all Death Eaters! You might want to think twice about trusting him.'

        'Technically, my father was never actually inducted. I thought you knew that,' Scorpius said, meeting James' eye. 'But if you mean did she tell me about her suspicions about the Headmaster, no, she didn't. I was already well aware of them. As hard as this may be for you to believe, I'm on the same side as you, Potter.'

        'Hah!' James spat. 'That's where you're wrong! I don't agree with either of you about Merlin. Even if there is some evil plot in the works, I'd suspect your family was involved before I'd go pointing fingers at Merlin. He saved this school last year!'

        'We've discussed all of this, James,' Rose said, motioning for James to keep his voice down. 'Scorpius doesn't approve of some of the things his family has done in the past. That's part of the reason he's here in Gryffindor. And you know what we saw in the Mirror. There's no question that we have to be careful around the Headmaster. As of right now, the evidence is that he's in league with—'

        'The evidence is that you've been suspicious of him from the beginning,' James exclaimed. 'But you're wrong. You're both wrong, and I'm going to prove it.'

        Scorpius narrowed his eyes at James. 'Well, I do hope you pull that off. I suspect a lot of us would take some comfort in that proof. Until then, however…,' Scorpius pointed his wand lazily at the chair next to the couch, 'perhaps it would be a good idea to do as Rose says. We have a Defence Club to prepare. And she seems very stubborn about you and Ralph Deedle being a part of it. Still, if sitting in the same room with a Malfoy is too much for you, it's fine by me if you go elsewhere. There's a bed upstairs with your name on it.'

        James ground his teeth. Nothing had gone right this entire evening. And now he couldn't see any choice but to sit down and plan what Scorpius Malfoy was going to teach them at the next Defence Club meeting. It was singularly humiliating. He almost couldn't bring himself to do it. He still had his broom with him, reminding him of his second failure to make the Quidditch team. All he wanted to do was go back upstairs, stuff it back under his bed, and try to forget the whole mess. But Rose was looking at him pleadingly, obviously hoping that James would be able to overcome his innate dislike of the pale boy long enough to give the Defence Club a chance to work.

        Sighing resignedly, James propped his broom by the fireplace and threw himself onto the chair. 'Fine,' he said. 'What do we need to do next?'

        Rose clapped her hands excitedly. 'Thank you, James! I knew I could trust you. Scorpius really is a pretty good teacher, but it's hard for some of the Gryffindors to listen to him. There's still a lot of long-term prejudice against a Malfoy in Gryffindor, and having him teach the class just makes matters worse. Still, if you're there, it should really help give Scorpius the credibility he needs…'

        'Hey, you guys expecting somebody?' Graham said as he entered the room. 'Only, I found this bloke hanging around outside the portrait hole. He says you invited him, Rose.'

        Ralph grinned sheepishly as Rose jumped up. 'Sorry, Ralph. I hadn't gotten around to telling James about Scorpius, and then… Well, anyway, we're all here, so let's get started!'

        Scorpius looked annoyed as Ralph crammed onto the couch between him and Rose. The big boy kicked his shoes off and propped his feet on the overstuffed footstool. 'Good club tonight. Scorpius here may be a skinny bloke, but he knows a few tricks. Some of you Gryffindors may have a bit of an attitude problem about him, but I need all the help I can get,' Ralph said breezily. 'Oh, and James?'

James glanced up at Ralph, arching an eyebrow.

        Ralph smiled sheepishly. 'Albus says to tell you you'll be better as Treus than he'll be as Slytherin Seeker. He was hoping he'd see you tonight. Even Tabitha asked if you were going to come down.'

        James didn't know what to say. After a moment, Scorpius broke the tension. 'This is all very touching,' he said dryly, 'but I recognize Slytherin smooth-talking when I hear it. I'm a bit of an expert on the subject, as James has already pointed out. Can we discuss Defence Club now?'

        The four of them talked for the next hour. James grew grudgingly confident that Scorpius may indeed be able to teach them some decent defensive spells. It turned out that he had, in fact, been tutored from an early age by his grandfather, Lucius Malfoy, who was currently in seclusion and not speaking to the family. Scorpius admitted that he hadn't seen his grandfather for a few years, ever since he and Scorpius' dad had had a rather serious row.

        The fire had burned down to glowing coals and the four students were beginning to pack up for the night when Deirdre Finnigan, one of Cameron Creevey's first-year friends, barreled into the common room, panting and red-faced. She glanced wildly around the room, and then pressed through the crowd, heading directly for a rear corner.

        'What's with her?' Scorpius muttered.

        Rose said, 'She's heading for Petra's table.'

        The entire room hushed as the significance of Deirdre's announcement became known. 'It's true!' she was saying. 'I saw them leading her to the hospital wing! She could barely stand up!'

        Petra simply looked at Deirdre, her mouth slightly open.

        'Who?' Hugo called from across the room. 'What happened?'

        'Josephina Bartlett!' Deirdre cried breathlessly, turning to face the room. 'She ate a cursed peppermint and it struck her with a terrible fear of heights! They found her hugging the floor of the balcony outside the Ravenclaw common room. She couldn't even stand up! Her friends said the peppermint had come in a box of chocolates from a secret admirer, but it was obviously from some enemy instead. Madam Curio says she'll be a little better by morning, but the effects won't completely wear off for months!'

        'A fear-of-heights peppermint?' Graham said, screwing up his face. 'Does Weasleys' make those?'

        'I don't think so,' Sabrina said. 'That sounds like a custom curse.'

        Damien narrowed his eyes. 'One guess who Josephina's 'secret admirer' is. I heard all about how she and Corsica went at it during the audition.'

        'You're all missing the point,' Deirdre said, nearly bouncing. 'Josephina's been cursed with a fear of heights! She'll hardly be able to climb a curb for months!'

        Sabrina's eyes widened. 'She can't climb onto the stage in the amphitheater! If she can't get onto the stage…'

        'She can't play the part of Astra,' Damien finished, grinning. 'As much as I hate to see anyone benefit from another's misfortune, let me be the first to congratulate our good friend Petra… the new and improved Astra de Beaugois!'

        Petra looked around, an expression of surprise and disbelief on her face. 'Well, I wouldn't have wanted to