right down the back. I need a cripple whose legs are not amputated, but lifeless and mutilated, so they can dangle nicely over the carrier’s chest. In any case, Shankar is very successful with his rolling platform. We don’t want to spoil that.”
They promised to watch out for Beggarmaster’s requirements. He said he would appreciate any suggestions. “By the way, you know the two goondas who came with your rent-collector?”
“Yes?”
“They have sent their apologies for not being here to clean up the mess they made.”
“Really?”
“Yes. They had an unfortunate accident — broke all their fingers. Who knows, if they have a few more accidents they may even qualify to join my team of beggars.” He was pleased at his own wit, and they returned weak smiles.
“Now you really must excuse me,” he said. “I have to go and look after my two murdered beggars.”
“Will you cremate them today?”
“No, that’s too expensive. When the morgue releases the corpses, I’ll sell them to my agent.” Seeing their shocked expressions, Beggarmaster felt obliged to justify his action. “With rising prices and inflation, I have no choice. Besides, it’s much better than leaving the bodies in the street for the municipal workers, like in the old days.”
“Yes, of course,” agreed Dina, as though she bought and sold cadavers on a daily basis. “And what does your agent do with the — bodies?”
“He sells some to colleges, to teach students who want to become doctors. Just imagine, my beggars might participate in the pursuit of knowledge.” His face took on a visionary aspect, gazing out the window to a limitless horizon. “Some bodies are also bought by practitioners of black magic. And a lot of bones are exported. For fertilizer, I think. I can find out more if you are interested.”
Dina shook her head to decline the offer.
Beggarmaster left a chill in the air as he departed. “We must be careful with that man,” she said. “What a peculiar fellow. And that briefcase chained to his wrist — a slave to money. He looks capable of selling our bones before we’re finished with them.”
“He’s just a thoroughly modern businessman, with his eye on the bottom line,” said Maneck. “I saw many like him in the cola business, when they came to meet Daddy, pressuring him to sell off Kohlah’s Cola.”
Ishvar shook his head sadly. “Why are business people so heartless? With all their money, they still look unhappy.”
“It’s a disease without a cure,” said Dina. “Like cancer. And they don’t even know they have it.”
“Anyway,” said Maneck, his spirits rising again, “Om is the only one who needs to fear Beggarmaster. There could be a genuine mistake about a walking skeleton.”
“You better be careful too,” retaliated Om. “Your healthy mountain-grown bones, watered by the pure melting Himalayan snows, will fetch more by the kilo than mine.”
“Enough of this ghoulishness,” said Dina.
But Maneck was unable to curb his silly talk, relieved that the household was preserved. “Just think, Aunty. Now that we have gleaming teeth cleaned with charcoal powder, they must be worth a lot. We could sell them individually or by the dozen. Maybe as a necklace.”
“Enough, I said. Laughing aside, this fellow is someone to be careful of, remember.”
“As long as he is paid on time, there is nothing to worry about,” said Ishvar.
“I hope so. From now on I will pay half the instalment, since he is protecting me as well.”
“Never,” said Ishvar indignantly. “That’s not why I mentioned it. You don’t take any rent, so this is our share.” He refused to be budged on the matter.
They went to the sewing room to calculate how much restitution was due to Au Revoir Exports. He whispered that it was good to see Maneck and Om laughing and joking again.
“Yes, these last two days have been miserable for all of us,” she agreed, then requested the boys to screw back the nameplate on the front door.
“We will never see Rajaram again, for sure,” said Om that night while spreading out the bedding. “If he’s the killer.”
“Of course he is,” said his uncle. He gazed at the streetlamp from the verandah window, thinking of their erstwhile friend. “It’s unbelievable. Someone who seemed such a nice person, murdering two beggars. We should have been more careful, that very first morning in the hutment colony — with all his dirty toilet talk on the train tracks. And what sane person makes a living by collecting hair?”
“That’s not the point, yaar. People collect and sell all kinds of things. Rags, paper, plastic, glass. Even bones.”
“But aren’t you glad now that I wouldn’t let you grow your hair long? That murderer would have slaughtered you for it while you slept next door to him.”
Om shrugged. “I am worried about Dinabai. Suppose the police find the haircutting kit that she gave Rajaram? Her fingerprints and ours will be on it. We will all be arrested and hanged.”
“You’ve been seeing too many crazy films with Maneck. That sort of thing only happens in the cinema. What worries me is him coming to us again for help. Then what to do? Call the police?”
Ishvar lay awake for a long time, unable to get Rajaram out of his mind. They had lived beside this murderer in the hutment colony, eaten his food and shared theirs with him. The thought made him shudder.
Om knew that his uncle was having trouble sleeping. He raised himself on one elbow and chuckled in the dark: “You know the cook and waiter at Vishram who enjoy our stories? Wouldn’t they just love to hear this one.”
“Don’t even joke about it,” warned Ishvar, “or we’ll be trapped in unending police problems.”
The pavement was crowded with the morning rush of domestics, schoolchildren, officegoers, hawkers. The tailors waited for a lull when Shankar could paddle over to the Vishram’s back alley. He kept waving to them, which made Ishvar jittery — the less attention drawn the better, considering the gruesome cargo on his platform.
After a few minutes, Shankar grew impatient and ventured across the pavement, steering his transport through the thick of the pedestrian throng. “O babu! Careful!” he called, dodging and being dodged by an endless flurry of legs and feet.
The platform collided with someone’s shin. Curses rained down on Shankar, and he looked up timidly. The man threatened to kick his head off. “Saala bhikhari thinks he owns the pavement! Stay in one place!”
Shankar begged forgiveness and sped away. In his haste the package fell from the platform. The tailors watched worriedly, not daring to go to his help. Shankar grappled and wheeled and spun, somehow managing to rescue the package and bring it over.
“Well done,” said Ishvar. He imagined the traffic policeman regarding them with suspicion from the busy intersection — what if he came over and demanded to open the bag? “So,” he said, keeping his voice as steady as he could. “When did our longhaired friend deliver this?”
“Two days ago,” he answered, and Ishvar almost flung the parcel away. “No, I am wrong,” Shankar changed his mind, rubbing his forehead with a bandaged palm. “Not two days. It was the day after I last saw you — four days ago.”
Ishvar nodded with relief at Om. The parcel did not contain
“No?” Shankar was disappointed. “I used to enjoy playing with his packages. Such lovely hair.”
“You mean you looked inside?”
“Did I do wrong?” he asked anxiously. “Aray babu, I didn’t damage anything, I just touched it to my cheek because it made me feel good. It was so soft and nice.”
“That it was, for sure,” said Om. “Our friend only collects the best quality hair.”
The gibe was lost on Shankar. “I wish I had one bunch for myself,” he sighed. “I could put it on my platform at night and sleep with my face resting against it. How it would soothe me, after the meanness of people all day. Even the ones who throw coins, they look at me as though I was robbing them. What a comfort the hair would be.”
