lolling in the mud.
“This is living,” observed Pobo, glopping a handful of sticky mud onto his chest and slathering it around.
“A leech!” squealed Orlo, raising his leg out of the muddy water. Aidan blanched at the sight of a glistening black sluglike mass, about the size of a pinky finger, attached to the feechie’s ankle. And he felt sick when Orlo pried it loose and popped it whole into his mouth.
“Mmmmm,” Orlo murmured contentedly as he chewed. “Could things get any better?”
“Lucky,” muttered Hyko as he checked his own arms and legs for leeches.
Aidan was starting to doze, but he was awakened by a question from Tombro. “Hey, Pantherbane,” he called. “What’d you say your civilizer name was?”
“It’s Aidan, Aidan Errolson.”
“Errolson?” asked Tombro. “What’s that name supposed to mean?”
“Well,” Aidan began, not sure what the feechie was asking, “it means I’m the son of Errol. That’s how all civilizer last names work. I’m Aidan son of Errol so my name’s Aidan Errolson. My father’s the son of Finlay, so his name is Errol Finlayson.”
“So civilizer names don’t mean much of anything then,” observed Tombro. “Every feechie name tells a story- tells about something you done or something one of your people done.” He was up on one elbow now, the better to gesture while he talked. “Take my name,” he said, “Tombro Timberbeaver. My daddy won the swampwide log- cutting contest five years straight and never picked up a ax.” Aidan looked doubtful, but Tombro pressed on. “He had a family of beavers he trained. And when he told them beavers where to gnaw, they whirled in there and fairly made the chips fly! That’s how my people came to be called Timberbeavers.”
Aidan smiled wanly. He wasn’t sure he believed Tombro’s story, but he didn’t want to offend by expressing doubt. He had already survived one feechie fight that day and didn’t feel up for another.
“Ask Hyko,” suggested Tombro. “Ask Hyko where his last name come from.”
“All right,” Aidan obliged. “Hyko, how’d you get your last name?”
Hyko smiled. It was a favorite feechie pastime to tell name stories, and the story of the Vinesturgeons, Hyko’s clan, was always a favorite. “My granddaddy used to hunt sturgeon when they come upriver,” he began. “Had him a little flatboat, and he’d stand up in the bow like this here.” He got to his feet and stood in a crouch, feet apart. He raised his right fist to his ear as if he had a spear at the ready. “Them big, ugly fish’d come cruising up the river-some of them bigger than Granddaddy’s boat-and when he saw a big fin break the water…” He reared back and flung his imaginary spear at Jerdo, who happened to be lazing directly in front of him.
“That’s when the fun would commence. ’Cause the spear had a long vine attached to it, and Granddaddy hung on to that vine for a owdacious ride. Up the river. Down the river. Across the river.” Hyko zigzagged around the seep hole, pretending to be towed this way and that. “He’d hang on, and that ugly old sturgeon would pull the boat ever which way until he just played out.
“But Granddaddy was a little feller, and sometimes the big fish’d pull the vine right out his hands. He lost two fish in one morning that way-two good spears too. He told his fishing buddies he didn’t aim to miss the next one.
“Sure enough, he speared him a third sturgeon that morning. And this’n didn’t pull the vine outta Granddaddy’s hands. It pulled him clean outta the boat, but Granddaddy wouldn’t turn loose. It dragged him underwater. Granddaddy still wouldn’t turn loose. Ever now and then his head popped out of the water, first here, then there, now way over yonder.” He pointed another zigzag. “But still he wouldn’t turn loose.
“The sturgeon finally played out, and Granddaddy’s buddies fished Granddaddy and the fish both outta the river. They hung Granddaddy upside down from a tree limb just to drain all the water out him. But they figured out why he didn’t let go of that vine: He’d done tied it ’round his waist! He couldn’t have let go if he’d a wanted to.” Aidan and the feechies hooted with laughter. “And from that day to this,” concluded Hyko, “all my people been called Vinesturgeon.”
Aidan applauded Hyko’s performance. He was fascinated by the feechies’ naming customs. “So Dobro Turtlebane,” he asked, “where does his name come from?”
“Oh, the Turtlebanes are a clan of fierce turtle hunters,” answered Hyko, “the bane of turtles’ existence.”
“How about your cousin, Theto Elbogator?”
Hyko was ready with that story too. “There’s a crook of the Tam the feechiefolks calls the Elbow. Used to be a big alligator lived there. We called him the Elbow gator. He’d smash up boats that floated through, eat whatever folks fell out. Theto kilt that alligator. Ate him too. Ever since, his family’s been called the Elbogators. Before that, they was just plain old Sands, like Orlo and Pobo there.”
Aidan was confused. “I thought you weren’t related!” he said, looking at Orlo and Pobo.
“We ain’t,” answered Pobo. “Sands is just the name you get stuck with if you or none of your folks ain’t done nothing special.”
“If you ain’t kilt no ravaging critters or won no contests or half-drownded yourself chasing after a fish, folks just call you Sands,” Orlo explained.
“We’re just as common and no’count as dirt, I reckon,” moaned Pobo. “So folks calls us Sands.” Orlo and Pobo both looked to be on the point of tears, and the other feechies were quick to offer words of assurance.
“You’ll get you a name one of these days.”
“You boy’s ain’t all that no’count.”
Hyko thought about giving Pobo a hug, but Pobo drew back as if to punch him in the nose. Hyko changed his mind, thinking it better to change the subject instead. “Pantherbane,” he called, “how come you’re out here nearbout to Feechiefen, instead of across the river where civilizers belong?”
Aidan decided to tell the whole truth on that score for the first time since he left Tambluff. “I’m going into the swamp to fetch a frog orchid for King Darrow.”
“You?” asked Jerdo, a little sarcastically. “Headed into Feechiefen alone?” The feechies all laughed at the idea of a civilizer-even Pantherbane himself-venturing into the Feechiefen alone.
Aidan ignored their mocking laughter. “I was hoping I could find a feechie guide. Do any of you know where the frog orchid grows?”
The feechies just shrugged. “I don’t know ’bout no frog orchid,” said Hyko. “The Feechiefen is full of orchids- pink orchids, white orchids, yellow orchids, purple.”
“Some of them bigger around than your head,” offered Orlo. “Some of them would set on your finger- nail.”
“There’s orchids that grows on the ground, orchids that grows on trees,” said Tombro.
“Some orchids grows on other orchids,” Hyko continued. “I’ve seen orchids shaped like a turtle, orchids shaped like a gator’s mouth. There’s some that smells like rotten lizard eggs. But the one you call a frog orchid, I don’t know what that is.”
Aidan’s face fell. He had assumed that any feechie he met in the swamp would be able to take him straight to the frog orchid. “So you’ve never heard the Frog Orchid Chant?” The feechies all shook their heads. Aidan recited a couple of lines to see if it jogged anyone’s memory: “In deepest swamp, in house of bears, / An orchid in the spring appears.”
“House of bears?” snorted Jerdo. “That don’t narrow things down too much. Ever dry spot in the swamp’s a house for bears.”
“Unless it’s talking about Bearhouse Island,” suggested Orlo.
“Well, I ain’t guiding nobody to Bearhouse!” yawped Pobo.
There was a general grumble of agreement.
“Me neither!”
“I heard that!”
“Uh-uh, not me.”
“I’m skeered of Bearhouse Island,” confessed Hyko, “and I’m fearless.”
“Where’s Bearhouse?” asked Aidan.
“Spang in the middle of the swamp,” Hyko said. “Five days’ poling from the swamp edge.”
“That’s five days for a feechie, born and raised in the Feechiefen,” put in Orlo. “And that don’t count the time you’d spend fighting off the biggest alligators in the swamp.”
“But even that ain’t the worst part of it,” continued Jerdo. “The worst part’s the feechiefolks that runs things
