“Good thought, Jim,” Virgil said, not believing it.
“So anyway, I haven’t talked to Mrs. Erikson yet. I want to know exactly what to ask her, when I get to her,” Barlow said. “I want her to have an attorney.”
“Sure,” Virgil said. “Keep digging. And call me.”
The math professor interested him: not only because he’d been named on the list, but because he’d be a really bright guy, and he was a little odd, both of which the bomber apparently was, and because he might have some idea of how valid the survey might be.
Virgil looked at his watch, wondered how Shepard was doing-nothing he could do about that-wondered if Block had been arrested, then got on his phone and called the duty officer at the BCA and asked him to find out where John Haden lived, and what his phone number was.
He had the information in five minutes, called Haden, and was surprised when Haden promptly picked up: a good sign.
“I’ve got some questions for you,” Virgil said, after introducing himself. “I wonder if I might stop by?”
“You think I’m the bomber?”
“I have no idea who the bomber is,” Virgil said. “I mostly want to talk to you about a survey I took.”
“Well, come on over. You can tell me about what happened with Henry.”
19
John Haden was a tall, slender, pale man with glasses and a mop of brown hair; he wore a T-shirt with a hand-painted yoga warrior pose, simple black and white, which Virgil envied the moment he saw it, and jeans and flip-flops.
He lived in a modest brick house with a neatly kept yard, and pulled open the door and peered nearsightedly at Virgil, and said, “You look like a stoner.”
“A flaw in your Vedic perception,” Virgil said; his first wife had been a yoga practitioner. “I am, in fact, a cop.”
Haden liked that and swung the door back, and said, “Well, bring your cop ass inside. You want a beer?”
“Sure. But no more than two.”
“We can sit out on the patio,” Haden said. He got a couple of Dos Equis from the refrigerator, popped the tops, and handed one cold sweaty bottle to Virgil.
On the way out to the patio, he said, “So why do you think I’m the bomber?”
“I don’t. Not the bomber, anyway. But, as Henry’s business partner, you might have had reason to get rid of him. Either because the business was doing badly, or doing well. Either way. You might be copycatting the real bomber.”
“Your theory’s basically screwed-the business wasn’t doing much of anything,” Haden said. He took a webbed chair, pointed Virgil at another one, and said, “I don’t want you to think I’m taking this thing lightly. I just don’t really know what to say. Henry was a heck of a nice guy. Smart, happy, good marriage-he enjoyed his job. I freaked out when I heard. I was amazed. I went over there, but his wife was in the Cities.”
“She’s back now.”
“She was in the Cities, anyway. So, I canceled my summer school class, and I’ve just been wandering around the house wondering what the fuck? Why?”
“Found some bomb stuff in the garage,” Virgil said. “The feds think he might be the bomber.”
Haden waved the thought away: “That’s absurd. If you knew Henry, you’d know how absurd it was. Somebody planted it there, which means, it has to be somebody who knows Henry.” Then, “Oh, wait-that’s why you’re here. You’re checking out his friends.”
“That, too,” Virgil said. He took a hit on the beer, which tasted good in the hot afternoon, looked around the small backyard, and said, “You’re a marigold enthusiast.”
“They keep moles out of your yard,” Haden said.
“You got moles?” Virgil asked.
“No, because I plant marigolds.”
“I didn’t know about that,” Virgil said. “I got moles.”
Virgil said, “I was told you’ve been divorced three times.”
“That’s true,” Haden said.
“Do you still think about the exes?”
“All the time. Especially when I’m not in a relationship,” Haden said. “The thing about three exes is, there are always some good memories.”
“True,” Virgil said. He thought of Janey, and her ass.
“You’d know?” Haden asked.
“Yeah, I got three down myself,” Virgil said. “I’ve given it up for the time being. I’ve got a girlfriend, but I think she’s about to break it off with me.”
“You want her to go?” Haden asked.
Virgil considered. He hadn’t actually thought about it that way. Finally, he said, “Maybe.”
“Ah. So you’ve maneuvered her into breaking it off with you, so you won’t have to deal with the guilt,” Haden said.
“That’s a facile bit of pseudo-psychology,” Virgil said.
“Facile. A subtle word for a cop. One bit of advice. If she breaks it off with you, don’t sleep with her again for at least a year.”
“A year?”
“Okay, six months.”
“Is that your practice?”
“No, I won’t sleep with them for at least three weeks, but then, I think I have a more resilient personality than you. You look like a kinder soul than I am.”
They sat and bullshitted for a while, then Haden got a second beer for each of them, and Virgil passed over the list of names, and told him how he’d acquired it. He scanned the list and said, “There I am. .. Probably my department chairman. Somebody told him once that I smoke dope.”
“He’s a non-smoker?”
“Oh, yeah… Weird for a college professor, huh? So let me see if I get this right. You made this list with no real mathematical or statistical basis. It’s a back-of-the-envelope guess by a bunch of hosers who are getting even with enemies, and may have a few good ideas as well.”
Virgil considered again, then nodded: “I think that’s fair.”
Haden handed the list back, leaned back in his chair, and closed his eyes. Thought about it. Then, “I’d say there’s a better than even chance that he’s on the list. You can probably strike several people off right away.”
“We have.”
Haden nodded. “From what I know about the bombs, I have no alibis, except that I couldn’t have done the one in Michigan, if it was, in fact, a simple time bomb, as the newspaper said. I have a lady friend who’ll tell you that, since I spent that night pounding her like a jackhammer. During the day, I was doing finals.”
“I’ll check, if I need to,” Virgil said. “Give her my name. I’m not fooling around about this, John.”
“I know that. I looked you up on the Net while you were on the way over,” Haden said. Then he said, “I’ve been toying with the possibility that Henry was simply killed at random, but I don’t think so. There’s something in Henry’s killing that’s important to the bomber, and it’s not just that Henry was somebody to frame. You gotta go pull Sarah apart. She must know what it is, even if she doesn’t know that she knows.”
“Mmmm.” Virgil closed his eyes. “Nice out here. I need a patio.”
“I’m serious. You know what Sherlock Holmes used to say.”
“Sherlock Holmes actually didn’t say anything,” Virgil said. “He’s a fictional character, invented by Theodore Roosevelt, or some other Boy Scout just like him.”
“He said, and I quote, ‘When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.’ ”
